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Britney has a boy

2005-09-15, 6:52 AM #1

THRAWN

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Good to know she is open for business again.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-09-15, 6:58 AM #2

Ruthven

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somehow i read that as "Britney has a BOX" :confused:

(and I wouldnt touch Britney with a 12ft Barge Pole even if she DIDNT have 15 STI's)

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2005-09-15, 7:02 AM #3

Vin

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I love how you're an expert on Britney's sexual health.

Congrats for her.

2005-09-15, 7:04 AM #4

TimeWolfOfThePast

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She was pregnant?

(Shows how much I care.)

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2005-09-15, 7:05 AM #5

Molgrew

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Who cares

2005-09-15, 7:07 AM #6

Jedigreedo

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Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:

She was pregnant?

Yup, someone finally got a bag over her head.

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2005-09-15, 7:08 AM #7

Nikumubeki

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

somehow i read that as "Britney has a BOX" :confused:

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2005-09-15, 9:33 AM #8

Thrawn[numbarz]

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poor kid

2005-09-15, 9:46 AM #9

Schming

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I love how people can talk about Britney Spears and **** but not know people like the Secretary of State...

I'm not saying any of you guys, but ask anyone on the street who is Britney Spears and they'll know, but ask them who Condi Rice is, they probably wouldnt.

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2005-09-15, 9:51 AM #10

Jarl

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This just in, he's named him Justin. Yay!

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2005-09-15, 9:54 AM #11

AKPiggott

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So what stupid celebrity-child name has she given it?

Stockholm Spears?
Cucumber Spears?
Tequila Spears?
Yoric Spears?
Worcester-Sauce Spears?

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2005-09-15, 11:07 AM #12

THRAWN

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Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

']poor kid

She spent over $3 million on the kids nursery.

You know whats funny? That family has to be the richest white trash in the nation. I mean come on, she married a man who had TWO children already by a woman he never married, so he is paying all sorts of child support there, then has a kid of her OWN to this man. For the love of God, the guy never has to work again and she is paying for his kids. He has to be great in bed.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-09-15, 12:36 PM #13

SavageX378

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Originally posted by AKPiggott:

So what stupid celebrity-child name has she given it?

Stockholm Spears?
Cucumber Spears?
Tequila Spears?
Yoric Spears?
Worcester-Sauce Spears?

How about "Bloodsoaked Spears"?

Originally posted by Schming:

There's a reason why the Tonight Show does that one segment where they ask stupid young people about stuff like that. Its quite hilarious to watch

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2005-09-15, 1:48 PM #14

Temperamental

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Whoop dee doo.

Who the **** cares? There's a lot more important things in the world than "What britney had" or "what color are brad pitts undies?!!?"

I hate the whole "OMG CELEBRITIES ARE GODS" crap.

2005-09-15, 2:09 PM #15

Morpheus

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This is the sixth sign of the apocalypse I tell you!!!

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2005-09-15, 2:11 PM #16

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Originally posted by Morpheus:

This is the sixth sign of the apocalypse I tell you!!!

Agreed. We must take action!

2005-09-15, 2:25 PM #17

Gilgamesh85

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Originally posted by SavageX378:

How about "Bloodsoaked Spears"?

Best laugh I've had all day

2005-09-15, 4:20 PM #18

Chuckles

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Umm, massassi just turned all fruity for me, I can see all these wild trippy colours dancing across the screen.

Anyway, I heard she had a caesarean section at 8 months, so her tummy will return to its normal state within a week so she can get her carreer back on track as soon as she can, instead of letting the baby develop for another full month. Good to see she has her priorities straight.

2005-09-15, 5:01 PM #19

Bobbert

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At least she didn't give the kid some stupid name like "Apple."

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2005-09-15, 5:15 PM #20

Admiral Zarn

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Originally posted by Anovis:

Agreed. We must take action!

ill go get my sniper rifle... meet me on the roof...... bring drinks....

but seriously... does it look like i give a **** about her and her stupid antics

Originally posted by Chuckles:

Anyway, I heard she had a caesarean section at 8 months, so her tummy will return to its normal state within a week so she can get her carreer back on track as soon as she can, instead of letting the baby develop for another full month. Good to see she has her priorities straight.

yes... yes... nice................ im sure the kid (if he grows up normally and healthy) will kick her when (if) he finds out...... and i will luagh my *** off when i hear it on the news

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2005-09-15, 5:31 PM #21

Legolas_Solo

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well i guess brittney's not a virgin anymore

But it was so artfully done...

2005-09-15, 5:50 PM #22

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Now she's a MILF.

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2005-09-15, 5:56 PM #23

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Why'd she go and get knocked up if she "didn't want to endure that pain of childbirth"? That's lame.

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2005-09-15, 6:07 PM #24

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Britney Spears is lame.

2005-09-15, 6:30 PM #25

Avenger

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Originally posted by Molgrew:

Who cares

My sentiments exactly.

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2005-09-15, 8:16 PM #26

Fett 316

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Originally posted by Molgrew:

Who cares

Times 3

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2005-09-16, 5:42 AM #27

Baconfish

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Originally posted by SavageX378:

How about "Bloodsoaked Spears"?

Don't be silly, they'll be like the Beckhams and name it after where it was conceived.

Hoe-down Spears.

nope.

2005-09-16, 8:46 AM #28

saxmanga

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

somehow i read that as "Britney has a BOX" :confused:

(and I wouldnt touch Britney with a 12ft Barge Pole even if she DIDNT have 15 STI's)

i'd still touch her, just bring a rubber along for the ride.

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2005-09-16, 1:16 PM #29

THRAWN

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Yeah she is.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-09-16, 2:26 PM #30

Temperamental

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Britney spears is UGLY.

I used to think she was good looking, until I realised that it's nothing but makeup. It's not really her. She looks good with makeup on, but without it, she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen. True statement.