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The reason you should shoot first and ask questions later.
2005-09-15, 9:53 AM #1
Just found out that last night my ex-girlfriend and her friend were out and about and happened to stop at one of those 24-hour pharmacies to get drinks and stuff. Some homeless guy approached them and asked them for money, and they said no. Then he asked them to buy him something, and they said no. So then he said "You girls better remember to lock your car up tight."

So, because they're both some of the dumbest people I've ever met they didn't pay any attention to his threats.

They came out of the store a bit later to find out he had broken into her car, stolen a bag with 2 iPods, a digital camera, and her new cellphone. The bag is the only thing I really care about her losing because she actually made it and had patches on it from all the places she's been so that was irreplaceable. I mean, ya she's my ex but I still care about what happens to her.

So the moral of the story is, shoot homeless people in the face.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-09-15, 10:03 AM #2
We get tons of homeless people hanging around campus in my city. They don't seem to understand that college is often the last place to look when you need cash-money. I can barely pay my gas, much less buying some poor ******* a hamburger at Mickey D's.
2005-09-15, 10:15 AM #3
Seriously, why wouldn't you care to watch over the car when some desperate man says that?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-09-15, 10:21 AM #4
Originally posted by Echoman:
Seriously, why wouldn't you care to watch over the car when some desperate man says that?


Seriously. That's why I dont feel that bad for her. Especially when she's out with that one friend, their combined IQ sinks to like -80. Note the "ex"
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-09-15, 10:36 AM #5
Homeless people should all be rounded up, implanted with mind-control chips, and used as slave labour. I'm pretty sure this is what the did in New York; I was there for a week and didn't see any bums, but I saw a bunch of homeless-looking dudes picking up trash and stuff.
Stuff
2005-09-15, 10:42 AM #6
Wow. That sucks, but they should have taken those threats seriously.

Did they lock their car? I always lock my car when I am not in it, wherever I am, but I know people who don't think that it matters so they just leave the vehicles unlocked.
If they didn't lock the car, then they were asking for trouble.
2005-09-15, 10:51 AM #7
I assume they thought of reporting this to the police. I mean, is it hard to find a homeless guy?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-09-15, 11:56 AM #8
Originally posted by Echoman:
I assume they thought of reporting this to the police. I mean, is it hard to find a homeless guy?


They did report it. But ya, it is actually.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

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