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Is that a ____ in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

2005-09-15, 3:01 PM #1

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Your turn.

Think while it's still legal.

2005-09-15, 3:03 PM #2

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Is that SAJN's nose in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

2005-09-15, 3:04 PM #3

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

Ouch. You win

Think while it's still legal.

2005-09-15, 3:05 PM #4

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Is that the NeS in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

On another true story, I actually had a roll of quarters in my pocket when playing the arcades at Best Buy. I so wanted to go up to a random woman and be like "yeah, it's a roll of quarters, but I am happy to see you" or something to that effect.

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2005-09-15, 3:06 PM #5

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

']Is that SAJN's nose in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Win.

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2005-09-15, 3:38 PM #6

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

This one time I had my digital camera in my pocket; someone said "is that a camera in your pocket?", so I said "no, I'm just happy to see you."

Stuff

2005-09-15, 4:40 PM #7

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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omg, whats that in your pocket?!?! RAPE, RAPE, RAPE!!!

2005-09-15, 4:40 PM #8

Reid

^^vv<><>BASTART

Posts: 9,114

Is that a dildo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

2005-09-15, 4:42 PM #9

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Nope, it's just my cock.....Adoodadoo

2005-09-15, 4:45 PM #10

Reid

^^vv<><>BASTART

Posts: 9,114

Um why did you cut it off? It was so small I had to ask what it was. And why are you happy to see me?
Joking

2005-09-15, 4:45 PM #11

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

Is that Paris Hilton's severed middle finger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

2005-09-15, 5:05 PM #12

Flirbnic

Seen Your Member

Posts: 1,568

Is this a dagger which I see before me, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm just a little boy.

2005-09-15, 5:20 PM #13

Admiral Zarn

Has an AM Radio

Posts: 1,219

Is that a pack of C4 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2005-09-15, 5:28 PM #14

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Is that a bear in my oatmeal or are you OMG:SDHKGL:SHDG:WEHTL:WHT:LH#K>?#@<JN%>?@#

D E A T H

2005-09-15, 5:40 PM #15

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

So far I like Flirbnics best.

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2005-09-15, 6:55 PM #16

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

Is that a pocket in your pen-erm.. I mean!

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2005-09-15, 7:15 PM #17

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

heh, funny story. My friend for whatever reason has this wierd thing about his... you know.... No matter what it just sticks straight out (as opposed to hanging down). It has nothing to do with him being... excited... or anything. Just always sticks straight out... We joke about his "natural bulge." He's a bit self concious about it, cause he's afraid that a certain girl will think that he really is "happy to see her."

So anyway, today we were playing racquetball, and he hits the ball at me, and I barely get the racquet there in time, and I accidentally hit the ball off to one side, and it nails him right in the head (yeah, that head). Poor guy was on the floor for like 5 minutes. If it didn't stick straight out, I don't think it'd have been nearly so bad, either... Cause it hit him straight on, (kinda like stubbing a finger as opposed to banging against something).

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2005-09-15, 7:16 PM #18

Raoul Duke

I voted for cake.

Posts: 1,771

Is that an erect penis in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

2005-09-15, 7:19 PM #19

The MAZZTer

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There's a monkey in my pocket
And he's stealing all my change!
There's a monkey in my pocket
I'm afraid that he's deranged!

2005-09-16, 10:36 AM #20

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

No, I'm not happy to see you.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2005-09-16, 11:34 AM #21

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

Is your penis erect or is...

damn it

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2005-09-16, 11:50 AM #22

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

Is that Fidel Castro in your pocket?

...I was going to do this amaaaazing photoshop but I just dont have time. Whatever. Now it's just lame.

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2005-09-16, 12:03 PM #23

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Is that a bar of chucklett in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.