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"The seventeenth patented blade actually removes the hair follicle..."
2005-09-15, 8:48 PM #1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9340767/

Christ at this rate, that SNL skit with the quintippio will be made.
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2005-09-15, 9:03 PM #2
I know, I heard a commercial for that on the radio this morning and instantly thought "The fourteenth blade will inadvertantly shave a dermal layer from the skin".

-It's like The Truman Show and reality TV. All our comedic nightmares are coming true.
2005-09-15, 9:04 PM #3
Whatever. My beard isn't thick enough to need more than a twin blade razor.
Pissed Off?
2005-09-15, 9:59 PM #4
Well, the trimmer is cool. But anything past three blades and you'll hit diminishing returns. They advertise these things as if they are some kind of technological breakthrough.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-09-15, 10:19 PM #5
Any idiot can stick 30 razor blades on a stick.
2005-09-16, 5:28 AM #6
But it takes a genius to not get cut while using it.

EDIT: I just thought; isn't putting five blades (or however many) on one razor the functional equivalent of going over the same spot five times with a regular razor?
Stuff
2005-09-16, 6:30 AM #7
All it does is make the razor more expensive. How stupid.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-09-16, 6:36 AM #8
I'll stick with Ultimate-Turbo-Mega-Super-Nitro-Gillette-Mach-Three-Power-Mega-Nitro razors for now.


Or my trusty old 3d diamond.
nope.
2005-09-16, 9:55 AM #9
Yeah and after about a YEAR of buying the blades, you could of bought an electric razor.
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2005-09-16, 9:57 AM #10
Originally posted by Boco:
I'll stick with Ultimate-Turbo-Mega-Super-Nitro-Gillette-Mach-Three-Power-Mega-Nitro razors for now.


Or my trusty old 3d diamond.


I noticed you threw in Nitro twice, there.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-09-16, 10:10 AM #11
3 blades is my limit. Mach 3 fo life.
Warhead[97]
2005-09-16, 1:13 PM #12
Electric shaver for me. :)

2005-09-16, 1:20 PM #13
An old, old SNL rerun came on in the middle of the night a while ago. By old, I mean the original air date was around '77 or '76. They had a fake commercial where Chevy Chase was using an unbelievable razor with three blades. No one would ever fall for that marketing ploy though, right?
2005-09-16, 1:34 PM #14
Originally posted by Matterialize:
I noticed you threw in Nitro twice, there.


And Mega.
nope.
2005-09-16, 2:31 PM #15
Shave??? Why would you go and do something like that??? :D
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condition."... G. K. Chesterton

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2005-09-16, 3:11 PM #16
[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]Electric shaver for me. :)[/QUOTE]

whs
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