I found this old file on my hardrive. Funny no matter what political side you fall on.

http://webpages.charter.net/wookie06/misc/clinton.wav

REUTTERS

PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along
with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could
turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned
substances were found in his southern France hotel room while on
vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which
have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as
saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought
they'd be okay throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
physically searched Armstrong and found another interesting item that
they had never seen before, a backbone .

Both nice

From The Onion:

Gore Delivers Emergency Presidential Address Into Bathroom Mirror

October 31, 2001 | Issue 37•39

CARTHAGE, TN—Urging the American people to have "courage, faith, and resolve in this time of trial," Al Gore delivered an emergency presidential address into his bathroom mirror Tuesday.

"My fellow Americans, our enemies have struck at the heart of our great democracy," Gore solemnly intoned into his electric razor during the not nationally televised address. "They have attacked our citizens, our cities, and the most prominent symbols of our pride and prosperity. In so doing, they sought to tear us apart. But they have done just the opposite."

Punctuating his opening statements with a dramatic pause intended to bolster the resolve of a wounded nation, Gore applied shaving cream to the beard he had grown during his time out of the spotlight.

"We have, in recent days, seen tragedy and infamy on a scale equal to any in American history," said a proud, defiant Gore as he shaved. "Yet we have also seen heroism and selflessness on a scale equal to any in human history."

Gore, who last week pretended to pledge an additional $1.5 billion in federal aid to New York City, then switched off his razor and pulled out his toothbrush.

"We must honor our fallen heroes by devoting ourselves fully to the causes of liberty and freedom," said Gore, brushing his teeth with small circular motions. "And we must resolve to ensure, as Lincoln said, that government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from the Earth."

After a long silence, Gore said, "God bless America," and spat.

Nemo! (I love this thing, my friend gave it to me for free because it had a hole in it. Took a whole 5 minutes out of my life to stich the fella back together)

burnating the carebears

<_<

>_>

[QUOTE=Squirrel King]Nemo! (I love this thing...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I remember.

I guess this has turned into a 'post you funny pics thread.' I love those, I'll throw my hat in:

Okay.

lol, funny funny

http://www.warrenellis.com/

Scroll down for the "Edison Hate Future" bits. Contains bad language. Bad.

zomg blast from the past

omg time warppp

It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1

-"This font is smaller than the last."

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<Gonads> Happens to me too. Actually, I get upset with myself if I see a word I don't know the meaning of. Which is starting to happen more and more.
<Apocalypse> Theoretically it should be happening in a mitigate and subjacent idiosyncrasy.
<Gonads> **** you

Oh ho ho.