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Sean Connery: Man, machine, or beast?
2004-05-24, 2:36 PM #1
I tell you there must be something crazy about Sean Connery. Consider the facts people.
1. Sean Connery is totally old and yet, still alive!!! AND THE LADIES LOVE HIM!!!


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2004-05-24, 3:02 PM #2
Also, Sean Connery has a totaly wicked accent? Why don't the DEMOCRATS EXPLAIN THAT??

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2004-05-24, 3:10 PM #3
Sean Connery is too awesome to be a man or beast. He's obviously a robot. And a ninja pirate. And he's from space.
2004-05-24, 3:40 PM #4
I expect he eats a lot of pie.
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2004-05-24, 3:43 PM #5
More like a tonne of pie.
2004-05-24, 3:46 PM #6
Sean Connery is like Jesus in a suit. Only sexier.

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2004-05-24, 3:47 PM #7
His beard is quite aerodynamic.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-05-24, 3:49 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
Sean Connery is like Jesus in a suit. Only sexier.

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+ Jin

Someone ban pugler.

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2004-05-24, 3:54 PM #9
Actually, I had a good conversation with him last time he was on IRC. He's not so bad when you talk to him. *Hides*

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2004-05-24, 4:03 PM #10
No one's saying that Sean Connery is bad.
2004-05-24, 4:05 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by money•bie:
No one's saying that Sean Connery is bad.</font>


I think gammasts was probably talking about Pugler.

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2004-05-24, 4:05 PM #12
I wonder if anyone can type like how Sean talks. That would be wierd.

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2004-05-24, 4:08 PM #13
I know dat. I was just joking.
2004-05-24, 4:15 PM #14
whatever mental disease Pug has it seems to be catching Pugffug <----- see!
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2004-05-24, 4:18 PM #15
Careful... we leave him too much longer he's gonna start recruiting disciples and creating a cult.

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2004-05-24, 4:30 PM #16
I can do a pretty good Sean COnnery impression. Just not while typing. (You figure out what that means.)

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2004-05-24, 4:33 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SMOCK!:
I can do a pretty good Sean COnnery impression. Just not while typing. (You figure out what that means.)

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ZING!

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2004-05-24, 4:58 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PegLegPugler:
Sean Connery: Man, machine, or beast?</font>


All of the above, I think.

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2004-05-24, 5:28 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
Careful... we leave him too much longer he's gonna start recruiting disciples and creating a cult. And the cult will always be wearing gigantic fros.

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I'm five steps ahead of you Jimmel, the movement has arisen!!!

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2004-05-24, 5:30 PM #20
Sean Connery is a mutated robot from the future.

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2004-05-24, 5:33 PM #21
But the rabbit whoole goes dipper yit! Like think about this maybe, in the movie Highlander 2 Sean Connery can come back to life right? So what about the part where he and Christopher Lambert get shot exactly 200 times? And how about when he says "COMEON MCLEOD!" and then HE TURNS INTO A GAZZELLL!!!!!

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2004-05-24, 5:36 PM #22
"You're the man now Dog!"

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2004-05-24, 5:43 PM #23
LOL!!!111!!11

It si teh r0x0rz0rz!

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2004-05-24, 5:43 PM #24
The Holy Trinity goes as such, God, Jesus, and Sean Connery. End of discussion.

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2004-05-24, 5:57 PM #25
He's a macho man, love machine, and sexy beast.

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2004-05-24, 7:17 PM #26
Sean Connery is, in fact, a beast.

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2004-05-24, 7:43 PM #27
He's a manbeast to be sure!
The guys so cool even straight men want to have his babies!

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2004-05-24, 7:53 PM #28
If I were a woman, I'd so be on Sean Connery. If I were a woman.

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2004-05-24, 8:24 PM #29
He's the true Highlander. He just made himself die twice in those movies to throw people off.
2004-05-24, 9:02 PM #30
Sean Connery is good. I like him. He has a good voice. And he's a dragon! *returns to his Dragon Heart*

/Edward
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2004-05-25, 1:19 AM #31
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2004-05-25, 2:08 AM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
Careful... we leave him too much longer he's gonna start recruiting disciples and creating a cult.

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And what's wrong with giant fros? I have one!

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2004-05-25, 6:28 AM #33
Sean Connery is....well....Sean Connery! How dare you people disgrace him by trying to define him by mortal terms!?!?!

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2004-05-25, 8:29 AM #34
Ah'm Shorn Connereh. Ah laek mah coffeh black, mah punch schpiked, and mah ackshent schkewed.

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2004-05-25, 9:48 AM #35
That's some nice accenting.

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