For the time of Deadman has arrived!
Yes, after months (years?) of idling at #massassi I have finally joined the forums.
I decided I should say something intelligent and thought provoking in my first post, but after staring at the blinking cursor for ten minutes I decided to just say this:

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I AM NOT SKOOJ!!!

Greetings, Deadman.

Happy twitching.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Welcome but I refuse to fear.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

Fear is the path to the dark side... COOL!

Hi.

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity

Not even if I go 'BOO'?

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I AM NOT SKOOJ!!!

Hi, I'm Page, the forum pimp. The moderators are my biatches, they work the boards for me.


You're welcome here just as long as you're not a pugler clone...



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

A Pugler clone? God no
I'm well(partially) known in the irc channel, and although I've been kick/banned quite a few times for letting the odd swear word slip (I'm one of natures procastinators) I can assure you I'm no Pugler.

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I AM NOT SKOOJ!!!

Nice fear, but the Dwarf says, "Gender neutral pronouns!"

I are pant!

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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness.

Ey up

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

Welcome to Massassinet. This is Massassinet. Welcome. The infinant is unknown at Massassinet. Welcome to you who have come to Massassinet!

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited May 25, 2004).]

About friggin time!

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Welcome to Massassi


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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Welcome to Geebix v3.2.
Geebix (c) GBK 2003. All rights reserved.

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LOGIN: ROOT
PASSW: REINDEERFLOTILLA

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Welcome to MassNet, the home of soul extraction and storage.

If you have any problems, drop SN a line at 22:39:13:37:357001001.

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//MA: -cmd cd SHQ
//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run extrac64.ex*

extrac64.ex* renamed to extrac64.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd extract

Extraction utility loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd soul ~DEADMAN

Extracting...
Extraction Complete.
New soul created at #22.72.118.32:992725183

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run store128.ex*

store128.ex* renamed to store128.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/store128: -cmd move #22.72.118.32:992725183 to //MA/-STO/32768

Copying file...
File copied.
Renaming #22.72.118.32:992725183 to #22.72.118.32:9927OLD
Deleting #22.72.118.32:9927OLD.

//MA/-SHQ/store128.exe: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd cd //MA

//MA: logout

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Thank you for using Geebix v3.2. You may now shut down the terminal.

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[EDIT: I knew GBK was going to say something like that.]

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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness.

[This message has been edited by - Tony - (edited May 26, 2004).]

That was... the nerdiest welcome post in Massassi history... perhaps in the history of the internet.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

Hey Skooj.

(Who's Skooj, anyway?)

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"This hole is octogo. Ogiganeel. It's Octa.. It's got eight sides."
"He's a dead man! I'm not havin' a dead man in my cemetary!"

Why hello there.

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-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

Skooj is a figment of your own imagination, Skooj doesn't exist anywhere in anyway. The fact that you called me Skooj is proof enough of your delusion, for I am not Skooj.
I AM NOT SKOOJ DAMMIT!!!!

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I AM NOT SKOOJ!!!

Nice one, Tony . . . but your slashes are backwards.. It should be //PATH/...



Im noone's biatch.

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.
:wq

welcome to massassi

If you wish, you can now change your member ship table at the banquet. Your choices are now "The Lerker's Table"(current) and "Members Speak Table". Please take your name card with you as you cross the hall to your seating place. Enjoy your meal with the massassi temple, we got your elbo long ago.

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

*smacks GBK*

Where's my money?





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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.