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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → 21ft 4.5ton croc, found in a GARAGE in New Orleans!
21ft 4.5ton croc, found in a GARAGE in New Orleans!
2005-09-21, 9:03 PM #1
"Specialists said that he was looking to eat humans because he was too old to catch animals. This crocodile was killed by the army last Sunday at 3:00 pm, currently he is in the freezer at the Azur hotel. The contents of it's stomach will be analyzed this Friday at 2:30pm live on UTV."

I got this from a another forum, which had no links... How is this not national news?!? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/KenFSU/croc2.jpg]

[http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/KenFSU/croc1.jpg]

[http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/5090/untitled3fe.jpg]
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-09-21, 9:04 PM #2
It's big.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-09-21, 9:04 PM #3
Oh noooooo

Wake it up again!
2005-09-21, 9:07 PM #4
ive seen that last picture before... it's really old.
2005-09-21, 9:08 PM #5
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Stuff
2005-09-21, 9:08 PM #6
Croikey, she's beautiful!
2005-09-21, 9:17 PM #7
http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/crocodile.asp
2005-09-21, 9:26 PM #8
Anyone else notice that the gator's not casting a shadow in the last pic?
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2005-09-21, 9:29 PM #9
It's towards the camera
2005-09-21, 9:37 PM #10
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
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2005-09-21, 9:39 PM #11
Quote:
It's towards the camera


Heh. I suppose that explains why the dude's shadow goes *through* the croc.
幻術
2005-09-21, 9:43 PM #12
Because it is raised?
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2005-09-21, 9:49 PM #13
Originally posted by Koobie:
Heh. I suppose that explains why the dude's shadow goes *through* the croc.


*smack*

It's not frickin photoshopped!
2005-09-21, 9:57 PM #14
Originally posted by Darkjedibob:
Anyone else notice that the gator's not casting a shadow in the last pic?



The last one looks fake, to set a tone of it being in NO. In the other two pics, the people look nothing like they are from NO. Seriously, would they have the croc hoisted up on a backhoe? No.
Pissed Off?
2005-09-21, 10:00 PM #15
Oh, yeah, almost forgot.

http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/crocodile.asp
幻術
2005-09-21, 10:21 PM #16
16 feet still strikes me as BIG.
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2005-09-21, 10:27 PM #17
Originally posted by Avenger:
Seriously, would they have the croc hoisted up on a backhoe? No.


How else are they gonna move it's dead.. bloated carcass?
Jeeze.. just think about it.
2005-09-21, 10:40 PM #18
A small crane with a wench system would be my ideal choice. I have serious doubts that a machine designed to dig in the dirst could hold up someting that heavy. The second pic just doesn't fit with the first two at all. That's all I'm saying.
Pissed Off?
2005-09-21, 10:45 PM #19
where the hell is that rope tied to? the loop is hanging in mid air inbetween two teeth of the scoop.

haha.
2005-09-22, 8:13 AM #20
Crocodiles just don't like black people.
2005-09-22, 8:31 AM #21
Actually the last one is prob fake since its not on the snopes page and it shows a cop from the US.
2005-09-22, 8:36 AM #22
Originally posted by Cazor:
where the hell is that rope tied to? the loop is hanging in mid air inbetween two teeth of the scoop.


There appears to be a pole running through the teeth, it's evident in the two teeth next to it. Regardless, the picture does seem to be fake. While I think it could've been a pic of a real dead croc, I think the actual croc has been increased in size. Look at the shadow below the croc, it's way too small to match up, and there should be a large shadow below the tail considering how close it is to the ground.
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2005-09-22, 8:41 AM #23
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Actually the last one is prob fake since its not on the snopes page and it shows a cop from the US.[/QUOTE]

...apparently Louisiana is devoid of U.S. police officers?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-22, 8:47 AM #24
Originally posted by Wolfy:
...apparently Louisiana is devoid of U.S. police officers?

WTF?!? Look at the snopes site! Its from the Republic of Congo!
2005-09-22, 8:47 AM #25
also the actual weight 4,500 lbs is 2.25 tons
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-09-22, 8:50 AM #26
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]WTF?!? Look at the snopes site! Its from the Republic of Congo![/QUOTE]

Oh, sorry. Thought you were referring to it allegedly being in N.O.

And...has anyone here from Krokodile recently?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-22, 8:52 AM #27
He got a lobotomy.

Still in the nuthouse.

:)
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2005-09-22, 8:54 AM #28
Also its funny how the last pic is a completely different croc. Anyone can see that...the colors are completely different.
2005-09-22, 10:31 AM #29
That and it's just not as big :p
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