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Torn is a Daddy
2005-09-22, 3:56 PM #1
hey all. I'm a daddy now! Nathanael Isaac was born on Monday, September 19th at 3:25pm. 19 and a half inches long and 7 lbs and 12 oz.

http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=8P6D6W8F2C
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-09-22, 3:57 PM #2
Congratulations! :D
Stuff
2005-09-22, 3:57 PM #3
Fantastic! Hopefuly he's no whale.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2005-09-22, 3:59 PM #4
Quote:
19 and a half inches long


Now, THAT'S a boy.

>.>
<.<
Think while it's still legal.
2005-09-22, 4:00 PM #5
Congratulations, man! Make us proud!
2005-09-22, 4:04 PM #6
Is this the year for Massassian babies? w00t!
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-09-22, 4:08 PM #7
Originally posted by Echoman:
Is this the year for Massassian babies? w00t!


It's the year for [you and I to make] Massassian babies.
2005-09-22, 4:11 PM #8
But...we can't...it will never work. :(
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-09-22, 4:12 PM #9
Oh, ok, never mind then. Just a thought.
2005-09-22, 4:13 PM #10
:(
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-09-22, 4:19 PM #11
Such a cute baby whale. Congrats.
Attachment: 7344/Whale.jpg (93,912 bytes)
Think while it's still legal.
2005-09-22, 4:21 PM #12
Congrats!
Pissed Off?
2005-09-22, 4:37 PM #13
So...did Massassi go down one day, and none of the married guys here had anything better to do?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-22, 4:41 PM #14
Yeah, I believe so.

Congradulations, Torn!
2005-09-22, 4:49 PM #15
w00t!!! more and more massassians with families now.
2005-09-22, 4:56 PM #16
OMG CONGRATS!!! I'm so happy for you! And good luck (you're going to need it!)

congrats!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-09-22, 4:56 PM #17
yay!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-09-22, 4:57 PM #18
Wow, that kid has a bunch of hair.

Congratulations, and be a good father.
2005-09-22, 5:01 PM #19
Congratulations Torn!

Many sleepless nights to you from your bundle of joy!


:p

:D
2005-09-22, 6:36 PM #20
Grats :D

Hope the wife is doing well.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2005-09-22, 7:19 PM #21
Disgustingly cute.

Congrats.
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2005-09-22, 7:50 PM #22
Happy Birthday to Nathanael!
2005-09-23, 8:35 AM #23
Congrats! The waking up in the middle of the night isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Enjoy every moment of it!
"The solution is simple."
2005-09-23, 8:44 AM #24
Quote:
19 and a half inches long


"Its a boy! And WHAT A BOY!!!" - Homer Simpson!

OH. You mean thats the size of the whole baby. *nods*

:P

Congratsss!!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-09-23, 9:06 AM #25
Congrats. It's a good opportunity to boost your post count - the sleepless nights...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-09-23, 9:12 AM #26
Congrats, Torn Tom.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-09-24, 12:09 PM #27
What's his screen name?
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

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