Anyone remember this? My boss left a message on my answering machine last night. I guess the guy was arrested in the same town we were in for that filming [the director of the play we were filming read it in their local paper] was arrested again for petty theft at a Best Buy. Thing is, he stole a camera or something, drove home, they went to his house, only to find him making porno with the recently stolen camera. I guess he'd stolen a number of sex toys from an adult store, and a bunch of electronics from different places. I just thought you guys would be interested in a followup to that hilarious story.

By the way, I reread what I'd written before, and I somewhat exaggerated some of the things that were said. I never said anything like "You're not stealing anything" and I don't think he ever swore at me or anything like that. But whatever, I was just proud, and I guess I sort of beefed the story up some. It still happened, it just wasn't so movie-esque :-P

JediKirby

You beef up everything.

You have Napoleon's complex.

lol

i remember that thread

hehe, that story is best heard in person

That's not really detrimental to the story's level of awesome.

This doesnt change the fact that I wouldnt pick a fight with a Kirby.

They're a vicious species :p

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

My father always says: "Never ruin a good story with the truth."

I bet he just tripped over you.

The true story is far better then anything he could have made up.

Holy crap, it's been that long?

Nothing makes you feel old then thinking that you just posted something a month ago when it really was a year.

I'll just continue to believe that the original story was the true one. I like it better.

It's not that it wasn't true, it just wasn't so dramatic and movie-like. I just grabbed the nerd's arm and pushed him into the elevator, he tried to kick me and ended up hurting himself, then I called 911 and the cops laughed. No swearing or dramatic discussion.

MIDGET SLAP! You know what's creepy? I was thinking about that today before I even saw this thread....

he should have totally put a stick through your wheels