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Five Germans in an Audi roll into Italy...
2004-05-25, 7:50 AM #1
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta fivea people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean iss illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa foura." replies the Italian official.

"Qvattro iss just zee name of zee automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly, "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry fife persons."

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent, "Quattro meansa foura. You hava fivea people ina you car and you are derefore a breaking the law!"

The German driver replies angrily, "Dumbkopff! Call your supervisor, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He's a busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."

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Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
2004-05-25, 8:09 AM #2
ha ha...no

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2004-05-25, 8:16 AM #3
Whatsa matta you facea! Italians donta alla talka likea thata....a.

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2004-05-25, 8:40 AM #4
Hehe pretty funny.

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2004-05-25, 8:42 AM #5
Its cute... kinda...

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2004-05-25, 8:46 AM #6
I giggled some after that - very good!

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2004-05-25, 9:13 AM #7
Paaaaaaainful

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2004-05-25, 9:54 AM #8
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Paaaaaaainful

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2004-05-25, 11:53 AM #9
Hehehe [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-05-25, 11:56 AM #10
nice

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2004-05-25, 12:55 PM #11
das ist schlecten Deustch....

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2004-05-25, 1:46 PM #12
Heh.

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2004-05-25, 1:47 PM #13
Es ist nicht Deutsch, sonderen Englisch mit einem Deutschen Akzent...

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2004-05-25, 4:09 PM #14
Deine Mutter.


Nice joke [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-05-25, 9:51 PM #15
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Whatsa matta you facea! Italians donta alla talka likea thata....a.

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Haha, actually, I had a tour guide for the Catacombs in Rome who DID talk like that and it was hysterical.

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2004-05-26, 3:42 AM #16
It was funny, but I found the exchange to be much more entertaining than the punchline.

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