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Things NOT to do while watching LotR
2003-12-18, 12:12 AM #1
1. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
2. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
3. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."
4. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
5. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
6. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
7. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
8. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
9. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
10 When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
11. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
11. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
13. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man!Charlotte's really let herself go!"

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2003-12-18, 12:28 AM #2
6, 8 and 11 made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. Good stuff. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-18, 12:52 AM #3
I'm sooooooo tempted to do 5 and 6...but I think it's safe to say I'd be lynched. And 13(?) is classic too.

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2003-12-18, 12:52 AM #4
LOL...my ex-girlfriend loves LotR so much she had a ring engraved so it looked exactly like the one in the movie. She'd love this list.

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2003-12-18, 1:32 AM #5
I did #3 all through the movie. And I did quite a bit of #4 as well.

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2003-12-18, 3:43 AM #6
Spork, your going to get me in trouble one of these days. I need to stop reading these in class.

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2003-12-18, 5:55 AM #7
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6. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
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Dammit. Now I need to see the movie just to use this line...
2003-12-18, 5:56 AM #8
Very clever. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-18, 6:57 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:

5. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
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2003-12-18, 11:20 AM #10
Where's 12?

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2003-12-18, 11:26 AM #11
When I went, after one of the scenes near the end where the screen fades to black for a moment, some dumb fool yelled out, "Does this movie ever end?"

I wanted to go over and smack him, heh.
2003-12-18, 11:29 AM #12
I did #3 waaaaaaaaay too often.

Great stuff.

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2003-12-18, 2:51 PM #13
dammit Spork, no 6 made me laugh so hard I gagged on my lunch.
2003-12-18, 3:36 PM #14
#6 is the best of them all

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2003-12-18, 4:57 PM #15
I found this on bash.org quite a while ago...

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.</font>


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2003-12-18, 8:02 PM #16
When I saw RotK for the second time, my friends and I dressed up as Star Trek charachters... we got some wierd looks...

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2003-12-18, 11:19 PM #17
I bet.

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2003-12-19, 6:36 AM #18
Yep! Did #3 a lot! Also generally mocked the hell out of the "ultra-bad black guy" whose voice was as scary as something not very scary.

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2003-12-19, 7:04 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MYSTboy:
When I saw RotK for the second time, my friends and I dressed up as Star Trek charachters... we got some wierd looks...

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Reminds me of the guy dressed up as Gandlaf and the guy dressed up as Spock at the Star Wars premier.
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2003-12-19, 9:14 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
LOL...my ex-girlfriend loves LotR so much she had a ring engraved so it looked exactly like the one in the movie. She'd love this list.

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to bad shes ur ex she seems like a real keeper.... ....... ...



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2003-12-19, 9:22 AM #21
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2003-12-20, 10:43 AM #22
Said by OB3BornToBeFree:
Is this REALLY "Things NOT to do while watching LotR" or is it "13 ways of anoying your fellow LotR fans at the movies"? Just an opinion.
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2003-12-20, 10:48 AM #23
Most of them are things not to say, because you fellow LotRians will mug you.

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