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100 things that make this place special.
2004-05-25, 3:55 PM #1
100) The colour scheme is so basic... yet so interesting... I mean look at it... who'ed a thought green and black would go together.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-05-25, 3:58 PM #2
98) Sarcasm and misdirections.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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2004-05-25, 3:58 PM #3
99.) My presence

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My Life.
2004-05-25, 3:59 PM #4
97.) It's been around for so long.

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OSC Empire | A.H.N.U.L.D.
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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-25, 4:00 PM #5
96) The GBK jokes never end

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Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.
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<kak> WHY DO THESE RETARDS CONTINUALLY TRY LINUX?
<kak> IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL.

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Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-05-25, 4:01 PM #6
95.) Everyone here has atleast a 1st grade math level.

[Echoman beat me to it]

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OSC Empire | A.H.N.U.L.D.
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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-25, 4:01 PM #7
95) People can't count.

[me laughs at SAJN]
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2004-05-25, 4:04 PM #8
94) Elitists quietly rule.

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-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-25, 4:04 PM #9
93) I quietly rule.

..Er, wait. I mean suck.

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2004-05-25, 4:07 PM #10
92) Brian

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.
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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-05-25, 4:08 PM #11
91) Someone knows about averything (or thinks they do).

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov

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"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-05-25, 4:09 PM #12
90. The only place where post counts matter, and don't matter, all at the same time, in the same thread.

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...
Make Sorrowind Worthwhile... join it! http://sorrowind.net
2004-05-25, 4:12 PM #13
89) We can always count on a "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" reference on any given thread

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-05-25, 4:16 PM #14
88)You can voice your opinions, and get flamed like all get out!

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"This thread is still alive? Someone should kill it."
www.dailyvault.com. - As Featured in Guitar Hero II!
2004-05-25, 4:18 PM #15
87) It's hard to not come back.
2004-05-25, 4:18 PM #16
87. Tech support yay

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America, home of the free gift with purchase.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2004-05-25, 4:21 PM #17
86) MaDa

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-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-25, 4:24 PM #18
85) We can allways count on two random things.... such as "curry" and "toilets" appearing in the same thread.

(example:
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by West Wind:
He keeps coming back to haunt us, like a bad curry when the toilets stuffed up.</font>


85 1/2) Pugler, and his complete and utter refusal to shut up and/or DIE!!!!!!!!! (sorry for mentioning him, but you have to admit: he is a unique, however hated (by me included) element of the site. Though it would still be complete without him. hence the 1/2 [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] )

*EDIT: moved down the ranks a bit from 88 to 85.

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"Iraqniphobia - The fear of non-existant weapons of mass-destruction."

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50000 episodes of badmouthing and screaming like a constipated goat cant be wrong. - Mr. Stafford
2004-05-25, 4:26 PM #19
83) everyone posts at the same time, and are to lazy to fix it

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Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.
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<kak> WHY DO THESE RETARDS CONTINUALLY TRY LINUX?
<kak> IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL.
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-05-25, 4:28 PM #20
82) there are a select few who like to put things back in order.
Detty. Professional Expert.
Flickr Twitter
2004-05-25, 4:28 PM #21
80.) People can't spell.

79.) People bash people who can't spell.

78.) People bash people for bashing people who can't spell.

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I check my e-mail.

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2004-05-25, 4:28 PM #22
81) This site is the #1 Source For Everything Jedi Knight. Duh.

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2004-05-25, 4:29 PM #23
<77> This thread. It makes Massassi even more special [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

<76> Post editing abilities. How could I live without it? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity

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May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-05-25, 4:51 PM #24
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82) there are a select few who like to put things back in order.</font>


75) And a select few who like to break all things apart

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-05-25, 4:53 PM #25
74.) Your mom.

73.) 42

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OSC Empire | A.H.N.U.L.D.
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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-25, 4:56 PM #26
72) the never ending supply of unintentional humour

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-05-25, 5:05 PM #27
71.) The huge debates people have about anything and everything.

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance
2004-05-25, 5:06 PM #28
70) finding random Red Dworf and Five Iron Frenzy fans sprinkled in the mix!

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-05-25, 5:09 PM #29
69) the Welcoming committe (you have to admit, its the best of just about any forum)

[Edit]Missed quite a few numbers there [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

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A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-05-25, 5:14 PM #30
(68) Snake missed 69 by one post...

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"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2004-05-25, 5:16 PM #31
67) The Relationship Advice delivered so sagely, seriously, and almost convincingly.

66) Random Interactive Story Board plugs from a few select members of the communiy.

65) Even our flame wars are with flames of love.

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"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."

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"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2004-05-25, 5:20 PM #32
64) You guys make me look sexy

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-05-25, 5:33 PM #33
63) All your base are still funny here.

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EvilMagic.net: Brian's Web Log
2004-05-25, 5:39 PM #34
62) ...oh no they ain't [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-05-25, 5:51 PM #35
61.) Not Every site has a Sexay Latin Luvar

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"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2004-05-25, 5:58 PM #36
60) The admins are always stoned [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

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Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-05-25, 6:05 PM #37
59.) Flexor is Sexy.

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OSC Empire | A.H.N.U.L.D.
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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-25, 6:10 PM #38
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72) the never ending supply of unintentional humour

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Rats, Jaiph beat me to referencing NeS [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

57) All the pretty, and pretty funny pics people post [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Check out the following stories over at the Interactive Story Board:
The Never-ending Story Thread or visit the new webcomic version!
The Vision Cycle series
Featured Story: Scions of Light

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The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net
2004-05-25, 6:10 PM #39
58) Always a listening ear or two when someone has a problem.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-05-25, 6:19 PM #40
56. The big red letters

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"I sound like angry chickens, or maybe a space robot."
-Les Claypool of Primus
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