OK, blogpost haters beware: This is a fun blogpost.

My girlfriend goes to a dance at her new school, she dances with a guy she doesn't really know. I'd like to note here than my girlfriend is a huge flirt with everyone: Reguardless of age, sex, race, religion. She just likes to flirt. So do I, so it's no big deal.

He starts following her around. They go out of the party, and they're all hanging out in the parking lot, listening to music and whatnot. He walks up to her and sits on the car next to her and he is sitting really close. Her friend saves the day and in an obvious voice goes "Courtney, don't you have a boyfriend?"

The guy gets, no joke, UPSET. I guess he asked why she didn't tell him she had a boyfriend, and said that it wasn't "Fair."

My girlfriend tells me this story, and I instantly make a good judge of character and say he's a cocky guy used to getting the ladies.

I IM him, just to see if he's hostile, and to let him no that I'm not at all threatened by him:


He doesn't respond... at all for like, 20 minutes in between the last 3 or 4 messages. She said he ALWAYS responds immediatly.

Anyway, she's been at school a week since the dance, and he keeps following her around, bragging about how he was in cross country, wrestling, and lacross in his hometown in iowa. He keeps telling her how high he keeps getting with random people, and overall, keeps hitting on her.

He even skips 2 classes to go to her lunch, and tells her this, thinking it'll impress her.

Then he asks her: "Would you consider yourself a flirt?"
she's like "Yeah, I flirt with everyone, even girls. It's nothing special."
He kind of smiles. "Sure."

So now I'm getting sort of irked, not that I don't trust Courtney, but because this dude's OBVIOUSLY overstepping the OK-bounds on a long term relationship another guy has with a girl. I know we've never met, but come on, you just don't overstep a guy too much unless the girl is having second or concerned thoughts about her current boyfriend.

Here's the fun part: I'm going to IM him tonight and ask him how hitting on my girlfriend is going for him. I can't wait to see what Mr. Ego pulls out of his hat when he's got my argumentative, and overall mind-boggling elitism in his face. I'm doing this mostly to have fun, and even more because my girlfriend is getting somewhat irked by him.

Yay for pissing contests!

JediKirby

"I can't wait to see what Mr. Ego pulls out of his hat when he's got my argumentative, and overall mind-boggling elitism in his face."

whazza?

Just make sure he knows you're not gonna sit around and let it happen for too long. Guys like that need to know they don't always get what they want. I'm not saying this guy is like that, but I knew someone very similiar to how you describe him and he ended up raping a girl he'd been flirting with and trying to get with for quite a while (she had a bf also, and was also a flirt).

Just keep him in check, it's all fun n games till you have to kill him.

its true! he flirted with me too!

I did :-(
And genki isn't even remotly bi, he's just cute :-P

Kirby was making to that crappy alien model I made that one time!

Sorry to hear that kirb. Teach that bisnatch a lesson.

Don't be a wuss, challenge him to a fight.

I speak from experience when I say kirbs could probably run rings around this guy.

Not physically, at least. I could drive around him, though!

My girlfriend cracked up and said I was an ******* and a *******; she loved it.

Don't be so sure...

you fail to amuse me

If this were Genki, I'd say he was cute...

omghawt

I dont get it....

He flirts with your girlfriend. You get jealous.

He doesnt KNOW she has a boyfriend.

so you be an *** to him?

i fail to see how this is amazing/amusing/vengeful.

trust us, it is.

threaten him with a MIDGET-SLAP!

no, the guy flirted with his girlfriend unknowingly. kribs said this wasn't upset, he jsut IMed him to make sure the guy knew he wasn't mad. The problem came in when the guy continued hitting on her after hw knew very well she had a boyfriend and is apparently attempting to prove he's sooo much better then kirbs and failing horribly.

I would have been a little bit more condescending myself.

The things he did after he knew she had a boyfriend weren't exactly "unfriendly" in the least bit, but I am giving him the benefit of the doubt and just giving him a friendly warning. I assume this should deter him further.

This is what tells me that this guy is just a wanna-be pick-up artist, not the real deal. A guy with game wouldn't do this. It is seen as a sign of desperation to go to such lengths to speak with a chick. An experienced guy would wait until he had a better opportunity.

The guys with real skills very seldom try to steal another guy's girl. It's a sign of respect, for one thing, and it's not like there is a shortage of single women around. Plus, it is done this way for practical reasons: Any chick that would leave her current BF for you automatically disqualifies herself as being trustworthy. It's a catch-22.

Personally, I doubt that this guy is a threat to you. After all, he's doing everything wrong-- the whole point is to attract the chick, not turn her off.

film yourself having sex it would be a good watch

Listen to font-of-wisdom Page!

I've often disagreed with you in the past concerning girls (always), but this is some good wisdom.

My post regarding the matter is only applicable if he's a ****ing creepy sicko like the guy I knew.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]film yourself having sex it would be a good watch[/QUOTE]

Midget porn! I'd watch it.

[QUOTE=Compos Mentis]Just make sure he knows you're not gonna sit around and let it happen for too long. [/QUOTE]


Hahahahaha, I can't help but laugh at the incredible irony in that statement.

thats exactly what i mean, my friend once sent me a video, very funny.

Midgets are notorious for their scratching abilities, which somehow makes your flesh burn when you get the scratch wet.

Anyways, once again I decided to remain neutral in this matter.

did you discover this personally?

Midgets have rabies.

For once, I completelly agree with Page.