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Worst. Video Game. Voice Acting. Ever.

2005-10-01, 11:52 AM #1

KnobZ

On DoorZ

Posts: 465

I just found this site and it's hilarious.

http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/index.html

My favorites so far:

Resident Evil

"Jill! Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if YOU, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
(Clip)

"That was too close...you were almost a Jill sandwich!"
(Clip)

"It's not just a poisonous snake...it's a MONSTER!"
(Clip)

"There is a page missing!"
(Clip)

"It looks like he was killed by a crow or something."
(Clip)

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Great game though!)

"DRACULLAAAAAAA!"
(Clip)

"This is REALLY suspicious looking!"
(Clip)

"Mmmmh! A switch! Why don't I press it and see?"
(Clip)

Share your favorites from the site!

2005-10-01, 11:58 AM #2

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

Posts: 2,035

Oh my god that RE voice acting is horrible. Ive only played the Gamecube remake, but man! The ones from the original are horrible.

2005-10-01, 11:58 AM #3

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

It's not so much bad acting as it is insanely corny/unrealistic lines.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-10-01, 12:27 PM #4

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I agree. Whoever wrote the lines did a worse job than the person saying them.

Pissed Off?

2005-10-01, 12:31 PM #5

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

The bad lines could be chalked up to poor translation from Japanese to English... *shrug*

Maybe partially, at least.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-10-01, 12:38 PM #6

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I reckon I could do worse voice acting.

nope.

2005-10-01, 12:57 PM #7

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Click here to watch residentj

WARNING: THERE IS A LOT OF IMPLIED SEXUAL ACTIVITY IN THAT AUDIO CLIP.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-10-01, 1:01 PM #8

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

That voice acting is downright professional compared to this.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2005-10-01, 1:53 PM #9

Compos Mentis

Posts: 2,331

Baten Kaitos. Awesome game (not finished yet, only 16 hours in) but the voice acting is hillarious.

</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-01, 1:59 PM #10

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Originally posted by Freelancer:

That voice acting is downright professional compared to this.

That's pretty bad

Pissed Off?

2005-10-01, 2:24 PM #11

fishstickz

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Posts: 6,606

Resident Evil has bad voice acting?!

STOP THE PRESSES!!!!
CALL THE ARMY! CALL THE NAVY!

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2005-10-01, 4:01 PM #12

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Originally posted by Wolfy:

Click here to watch residentj

WARNING: THERE IS A LOT OF IMPLIED SEXUAL ACTIVITY IN THAT AUDIO CLIP.

AAHHAHAHAH

一个大西瓜

2005-10-01, 4:16 PM #13

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by Wolfy:

Click here to watch residentj

WARNING: THERE IS A LOT OF IMPLIED SEXUAL ACTIVITY IN THAT AUDIO CLIP.

omfg

2005-10-01, 6:50 PM #14

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

Quote:

"Mmmmh! A switch! Why don't I press it and see?"

Haha the cool part is that it's a demon familiar saying that.

2005-10-01, 7:43 PM #15

Spiral

Is getting dizzy...

Posts: 1,918

I laughed the hardest at "Jill Sandwich!!" in residentj

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2005-10-01, 11:19 PM #16

Forsakahn

Rib Sneer Memo

Posts: 829

Originally posted by Freelancer:

That voice acting is downright professional compared to this.

For the love of God, PLEASE tell me that's not the real voice acting from Shining Force III! (also, the voice-acting in some of Dungeon Siege II and most of Dungeon Siege: Legends of Aranna is downright pathetic. I'll see if i can record some and throw it up here later)

50000 episodes of badmouthing and screaming like a constipated goat cant be wrong. - Mr. Stafford

2005-10-02, 12:49 AM #17

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Originally posted by Wolfy:

Click here to watch residentj

WARNING: THERE IS A LOT OF IMPLIED SEXUAL ACTIVITY IN THAT AUDIO CLIP.

hahahahahha

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2005-10-02, 9:43 AM #18

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Originally posted by Wolfy:

Click here to watch residentj

WARNING: THERE IS A LOT OF IMPLIED SEXUAL ACTIVITY IN THAT AUDIO CLIP.

That's some funny ****.

>>untie shoes

2005-10-02, 9:48 AM #19

Morpheus

Thinks with a female voice

Posts: 475

now THAT'S bad!
One game I remember was The Art of Magic, the fake Irish accent main character just -sucked-

Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.

2005-10-02, 9:53 AM #20

Legolas_Solo

Registered User

Posts: 27

LOL, it sounds like the voice actors are struggling to come up with every word. Cat got yer tung?

But it was so artfully done...