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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Darth Vader vs. Atticus from To Kill a Mockingbird
Darth Vader vs. Atticus from To Kill a Mockingbird
2004-05-24, 2:46 PM #1
What if Darth and Atticus totaly went at it!!! It would be bigtimes nonstop action!! Atticus would be whippin out legal Jargin and then vader would probably throw Chewbacka at him and then use his cloning device from the Empire Strikes Back to possible clone Chewbackle or the ewoks and then he would chuck em at Atticus maybe.

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2004-05-24, 2:49 PM #2
Well... he is "One Shot Atticus"... and a rifle powerful enough could blast through that plastic armor/helmet. but then again vader could pull the rifle away from atticus with the force...

BUT BOO RADElY WOULD COME OUT AND STAB VADER IN THE NECK WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS. So Atticus would win.

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2004-05-24, 2:50 PM #3
what Cazor said

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2004-05-24, 2:51 PM #4
What would you say if perhaps.....THE DYNAMIC DUO OF FRED "RERUN" BARRY AND BARRY "ADMIRAL OF SOUL" WERE THROWN INTO THE FIGHT, WEARING PARACHUTE PANTS AND ROBUT ARMOR!

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2004-05-24, 2:52 PM #5
You've got to be kidding me...

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2004-05-24, 2:53 PM #6
I got a bad feeling about this

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2004-05-24, 2:55 PM #7
not as bad as mine

*vomit*

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2004-05-24, 2:56 PM #8
Comit! Strom Thurmond riding a rocket ship!

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2004-05-24, 6:54 PM #9
vader is the ****, but im sorry, atticus all the way
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2004-05-24, 6:55 PM #10
because Boo is on his side. It's the N-double-A-than RADLEY!

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2004-05-24, 7:08 PM #11
Boo Radley... I'm so naming my kid that. I remember after reading that book every time I heard or thought about the name I'd start laughing.

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2004-05-24, 7:09 PM #12
Okay stop this ****... stop it now.

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2004-05-24, 7:15 PM #13
Since no one else has, I'll say Vader.

Besides, before Boo could get to him, Vader would have sensed his presence via the force.

But then what do I know [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

I find your lack of faith disturbing... *grip*

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2004-05-25, 3:09 AM #14
MR. finch would win, hands down

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2004-05-25, 3:11 AM #15
I vote for scout in the ham costume.

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2004-05-25, 3:25 AM #16
I would win.

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2004-05-25, 3:49 AM #17
Doc Holliday could kill them both without blinking.

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2004-05-25, 4:04 AM #18
I'm your huckleberry.

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2004-05-25, 4:06 AM #19
yay! pugler is back!

I would have a celebrational beard- shaving or fro-shaving along with alkymahole consumption, but the fro went at christmas and the beard went this arvo.
2004-05-25, 4:14 AM #20
what ryhmes with Pugler?
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Get rid of him now please the disease is speading in me
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2004-05-25, 9:56 AM #21
Finch could easily be the lawyer at Vader's trial for war crimes. And he'd win in a second because no alabama jury would aquit a black-armored man.

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2004-05-26, 2:13 AM #22
Vader all the way

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2004-05-26, 2:14 AM #23
You all suck.

Vader wins.

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2004-05-26, 10:39 AM #24
Va-der!
Va-der!
Va-der!
VADER!

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2004-05-26, 11:07 AM #25
how in the hell is a old lawyer + a sickly albino supose to beat the greatest sith lord?

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2004-05-26, 5:16 PM #26
I think I rather see Bill Cosby and Hitler go at it than this.

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2004-05-26, 6:48 PM #27
Boo Radley vs. the mainframe from Tron

Boo Radley vs. Roy Batty

Boo Radley vs. Lloyd Christmas

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