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d'oh
2005-10-06, 2:27 PM #1
i was standing at the check-out bagging my groceries when i cought a glimpse of some skin in my peripheral vision so i looked over.
scanning up, very nice belly button, very nice boobs, a 14 year old's face. then i look over to see her mom watching me look at her.

man that sucked. :(
2005-10-06, 2:29 PM #2
You perv. :p

Well, you know what they say, "If there's grass in the field, play ball."
Stuff
2005-10-06, 2:30 PM #3
Heh heh. Funny.

Well, all is well as long as either of them didn't scream: "Pervert!".
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2005-10-06, 2:32 PM #4
Foiled!
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2005-10-06, 2:33 PM #5
lol
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2005-10-06, 2:33 PM #6
Damnit, Darth. Not again!..
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2005-10-06, 2:33 PM #7
Haha, I've done that before... makes you feel so dirty.
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2005-10-06, 2:34 PM #8
you were STANDING? how tall was this female?
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2005-10-06, 3:10 PM #9
i was looking down at the conveyer belt and bagging my groceries.
2005-10-06, 3:11 PM #10
Oh, is *THAT* what they call it these days. "bagging your groceries"
Stuff
2005-10-06, 3:19 PM #11
Ohhh "conveyor belt", that's what they call it these days.
2005-10-06, 3:28 PM #12
Legal in our great country, fellow Canuck!
2005-10-06, 3:47 PM #13
[QUOTE=Connection Problem]Legal in our great country, fellow Canuck![/QUOTE]

Well, it was about the time for you to legalize conveyor belts...
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2005-10-06, 4:34 PM #14
OWNED!
2005-10-06, 4:37 PM #15
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
OWNED!


Hardly.
2005-10-06, 4:40 PM #16
Yeah, it turned out the 14 year old was actually SHINTOCK
2005-10-06, 4:42 PM #17
I'm sure we can all agree on how good Shintock's bellybutton and boobs are.

Well I mean... Y'know!
2005-10-06, 4:43 PM #18
I feel dirty thinkin my friend's little sister's friends are hot, even though they're like 14-15 and I'm only 17. It's just that it's such a wide gap at this age.
D E A T H
2005-10-06, 4:46 PM #19
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']Yeah, it turned out the 14 year old was actually SHINTOCK


I feel so dirty. :(
2005-10-06, 4:46 PM #20
And in ten years or less, that age gap starts to look less significant.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-10-06, 4:57 PM #21
[QUOTE=Outlaw Torn]And in ten years or less, that age gap starts to look less significant.[/QUOTE]

...From 14 to 27?
D E A T H
2005-10-06, 5:14 PM #22
No, Evad's still a nasty old man:P
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-10-06, 5:21 PM #23
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]...From 14 to 27?[/QUOTE]
No, he said 14 and 17 is a bigger gap percentagewise than 24 and 27 (add 10 to both your ages and the gap "closes")

Evad, don't worry -- 4% of all people do it, and the other 96% lie about it :p :p :p
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2005-10-06, 5:29 PM #24
Yeah, I hate it when that happens. It always sucks too how when you spot a girl from the backside, she look like she would be hot because she has some nice curves and has a nice hair do but once you see her face - doh!
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2005-10-06, 5:39 PM #25
There's this 16 year old girl at work, and I feel really dirty every time I look at her. It doesn't help that she teases and flirts like nobody's business. (I'm 20 by the way)
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2005-10-06, 6:24 PM #26
i saw this young girl walking down the street last year. right across her shirt it said, 'quit staring at my ****.' but not only did she have big boobs, it was big white letters on a black shirt so you looked no matter what.

and i'm 36 btw.
2005-10-06, 6:26 PM #27
It's pretty ****ed that you (being 36) could legally have sex with a 14 year old girl... they need to add some clause where you have to be under 19 to have a sex with a 14 year old, because right now no such clause exists unless you have a position of authority with the girl.
2005-10-06, 6:43 PM #28
Okay Ruthven! :em321:
2005-10-06, 6:55 PM #29
14-year olds sure dress skimpily these days. Not that I'm complaining, mind... *flees*
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2005-10-06, 7:03 PM #30
Originally posted by Spork:
14-year olds sure dress skimpily these days. Not that I'm complaining, mind... *flees*

Aren't you a teacher? :p
2005-10-06, 7:18 PM #31
ive been naughty with a 16 yr old, and I was 5 years older.

Girls grow up fast nowadays.

I draw the line at 14 tho.... maybe
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2005-10-06, 7:23 PM #32
This thread is worthless without pics>.>

(says the 15 year old male)

o.0
2005-10-06, 7:29 PM #33
I'm 17 and with a 15 year old... a mature one, but she's still 15.
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2005-10-06, 7:30 PM #34
Originally posted by Ruthven:
I draw the line at 14 tho.... maybe


haha
2005-10-06, 7:30 PM #35
lmao that's awesome.
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2005-10-06, 7:32 PM #36
I know this one guy; he went to a party last year when he was 17, but he lied about his age and said he was 23 to get with this chick that said she was 25... turns out she lied too; she was actually 32 or something crazy :o
Stuff
2005-10-06, 7:37 PM #37
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I'm 17 and with a 15 year old... a mature one, but she's still 15.

Do you honestly think that's even close to being wrong? 17 and 15 is completely acceptable...
2005-10-06, 7:50 PM #38
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Aren't you a teacher? :p[/QUOTE]

Not unless you're refering to me as teacher of lurrrrve ;)

I draw the line at 16. Unless Ruthven went there first, then we could share a cell.
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2005-10-06, 7:53 PM #39
Saw a girl at Wal-Mart who couldn't have been more than 12 with a shirt that said, "Young, Willing, and Eager."

My roommate and I exchanged shudders of horror.
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2005-10-06, 8:13 PM #40
Originally posted by Spork:
14-year olds sure dress skimpily these days. Not that I'm complaining, mind... *flees*

For some reason, that one post made me remember something I saw on TV (my roomie leaves the TV on all the time, and occasionally I take a look... I'm not much of a TV person anymore)
This one girl (young adult) was sunbathing in her backyard (swimsuit and all, in the yard chair) and then she calls one of her friends, wondering why in the heck the neighbor is looking at her through the bushes.

WTF, PEOPLE?!?
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