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I need an image...
2005-10-06, 7:14 PM #1
Err, I need a bloody image of a goat eating or killing an eagle... I know it sounds weird but I need it urgently.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-10-06, 7:15 PM #2
did you try google image search?
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-10-06, 7:16 PM #3
W.T.F

And I don't think he's gonna find an image like that on google or anywhere...goats don't tend to eat/kill eagles you see.
2005-10-06, 7:16 PM #4
Originally posted by 7:
did you try google image search?


He probably gave up faster on that than on his last mod.
2005-10-06, 7:16 PM #5
I dunno where you're going to get an image like that... I don't think goats usually kill eagles.

EDIT: Oh, I know, just use your expert modelling skills to create a 3d model of a goat killing an eagle, then take a shot of it.
Stuff
2005-10-06, 7:18 PM #6
Kyle thats an excellent idea, except I'm basing my model off of you and your eating habbits...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-10-06, 7:18 PM #7
Will an eagle eating a goat work?
2005-10-06, 7:20 PM #8
I'm doing this for a friend who needs it because he's going to use it as a mascot... I told him this was crazy, but he won't listen to reason. He's going to take an image of a goat, make his version and post it as a mascot, then I'll post both versions and you get to see which you like more.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-10-06, 7:21 PM #9
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Kyle thats an excellent idea, except I'm basing my model off of you and your eating habbits...


I'm not entirely sure I understand... you seem to be insinuating that I look like a goat and I eat eagles... that's not very nice; you shouldn't insult goats like that.
Stuff
2005-10-06, 7:22 PM #10
How about a picture of Tony Danza eating a sheep?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-10-06, 7:22 PM #11
you're right kyle... poor goats to be identified by you...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-10-06, 7:24 PM #12
Can we just get a friggin image... I know its weird but I spent a while looking and found nothing...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-10-06, 7:25 PM #13
Or--cool! I found a pack of velociraptors eating an aachenosaurus.
2005-10-06, 7:28 PM #14
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Can we just get a friggin image... I know its weird but I spent a while looking and found nothing...


I think I found the problem.

[http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/images/smiles/professor.gif] - Goats are herbivores!
2005-10-06, 7:29 PM #15
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Can we just get a friggin image... I know its weird but I spent a while looking and found nothing...



See, we're telling you it doesn't exist. And you don't care. Just like when we tell you stuff all the other times and you don't care.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
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2005-10-06, 7:33 PM #16
Goats do not eat eagles.

Goats eat plants.

Goats do not kill things.

An eagle could so kick a goat's ***.
Moo.
2005-10-06, 7:35 PM #17
To further CoW's list of truths:

You cannot make an MMORPG.

Anything you do make will not feed your family, or buy thema new house.

Even if it's 20 dollars in Mexican money.
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2005-10-06, 7:35 PM #18
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Can we just get a friggin image... I know its weird but I spent a while looking and found nothing...

Do you expect us to conjure it out of thin air? If it doesn't work with mmorpg, it won't work with images.

(Booyah! this is fun...)
2005-10-06, 7:37 PM #19
Originally posted by fishstickz:
See, we're telling you it doesn't exist. And you don't care. Just like when we tell you stuff all the other times and you don't care.


This kid's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
D E A T H
2005-10-06, 7:39 PM #20
Well maybe his next plan will be to make an MMORPG wherein you play a goat that goes around eating eagles. I've got lots of pictures of goats if you need them (and llamas too; just ask Ach).

Hell, I'd play a game where I got to be a goat and eat eagles.
Stuff
2005-10-06, 7:39 PM #21
Holy crap people! he said he wanted an image and you all whine like it will kill you if he gets it! Geez instead of whinning just MAKE THE FRIGGING PICTURE FOR HIM!

I would but all i have is paint and i don't ant to blind anyone.
2005-10-06, 7:40 PM #22
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Holy crap people! he said he wanted an image and you all whine like it will kill you if he gets it! Geez instead of whinning just MAKE THE FRIGGING PICTURE FOR HIM!

I would but all i have is paint and i don't ant to blind anyone.


So we're the ones whining, and it's our responsibility to procure the pic for him (which will have to be conjured, surely)?

Yeah...yeah...
D E A T H
2005-10-06, 7:41 PM #23
The point is, hes asking for a free completely obsurd thing which does not currently exist, and would need to be made.

o.0
2005-10-06, 7:49 PM #24
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I would but all i have is paint and i don't ant to blind anyone.


Ooh, that's not a bad idea...
Attachment: 7646/goatkillingeagle.JPG (30,005 bytes)
Stuff
2005-10-06, 7:52 PM #25
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Err, I need a bloody image of a goat eating or killing an eagle... I know it sounds weird but I need it urgently.


Hey dude.. you're a freaking artist. A digital artist, at that, who should be capable of fabricating such an image quite easily.

Remember?
Attachment: 7647/pic2631.jpg (69,336 bytes)
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2005-10-06, 7:53 PM #26
Since you're all friggin experts I'm looking for a real image, based on some historical things, and if you noticed its the same model all over the place.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-10-06, 7:55 PM #27
actually just forget it, my friend just saw this was absurd, thank goodness.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-10-06, 7:55 PM #28
You're not going to find a picture of a goat killing an eagle unless you photoshop it, genius.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-10-06, 7:56 PM #29
I looked on my HD, and lo and behold - a goat eating an eagle.

I thought everyone would have something like it too... ;)
Attachment: 7648/goat.JPG (12,419 bytes)
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2005-10-06, 7:56 PM #30
Okay, you know what, SF? You are officially considered a troll by me now. Congrats.

That's right, you're just some ******* coming up with all this **** for kicks and giggles. I'm convinced.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-10-06, 7:56 PM #31
Goat eating eagle != historical

o.0
2005-10-06, 7:58 PM #32
[http://home.comcast.net/~10kg22moller87/goateagle.jpg]

You guys wasted time by searching google when all you had to check was [url]www.******atingeagles.com[/url]

[edit]you're gonna have to type out 'goats(nospace)eating...' in the url because it's censoring g.oats.e

[edit]looks like the site's temporarily down[/edit]
2005-10-06, 8:02 PM #33
You guys beat me to the Paint thing. Oh well, I can make more grousome things.

[http://www.sorrowind.net/imagecorner/185/6.jpg]

You know it.
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2005-10-06, 8:08 PM #34
Originally posted by A_Big_Fat_CoW:
Goats do not eat eagles.

Goats eat plants.

Goats do not kill things.

An eagle could so kick a goat's ***.


All Lies:
Attachment: 7649/goat_eating2.jpg (70,974 bytes)
2005-10-06, 8:29 PM #35
Originally posted by Zy:
All Lies:


hax
Moo.
2005-10-06, 8:29 PM #36
I present to you:

[http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/6334/goateatingeagle4ii.jpg]
Stuff
2005-10-06, 8:43 PM #37
Originally posted by saberopus:

You guys wasted time by searching google when all you had to check was [url]www.goatseatingeagles.com[/url]

Fixed the URL. MADHAX!!!1
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2005-10-06, 8:50 PM #38
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Kyle thats an excellent idea, except I'm basing my model off of you and your eating habbits...


*Godfather voice*

You come to me, and ask me, to give this image, of a goat eating an eagle for you. Now I ask you, why must I give you this image, as you insulted my dear friend Kyle here.

*signals to shoot*
2005-10-06, 8:50 PM #39
This thread actually went from really crappy to really awesome. Especially with the evolution.


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2005-10-06, 8:50 PM #40
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Since you're all friggin experts I'm looking for a real image, based on some historical things, and if you noticed its the same model all over the place.
I know you probably won't respond to this, but what the hell does acarnivorous goat devouring an eagle have to do with "historical things?"
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