Adult-Entertainment Industry Donates $100,000 In Charity Sex To
Hurricane Victims
October 5, 2005 | Issue 41·40


VAN NUYS, CA-Citing the need for a "nationwide outpouring of love,"
the American Adult Entertainment Foundation announced Monday that it
will donate $100,000 worth of charity sex to the victims of Hurricane
Katrina. "We have truckloads of willing, wild, and wet porn-industry
professionals heading to refugee centers right now to take it in every
hole from Katrina survivors," said AAEF spokeslut Vivica Vixxxen.
"We're ready for a no-holes-barred orgy of disaster-relief action."
Vixxxen added: "Of course, we'll wait until the victims are rehydrated
and rested up enough to manage it."


(from the onion.com)

DAMN YOU NEW ORLEANS.

Lol but seriously...good stuff. I wouldnt be too surprised if this actually happened.

... this is even better than Mardi Gras.

<3 onion.

however, I can't help wondering the public reaction it would get if it was real....

The Onion rox my sox. :p

I'd hate to be one of those girls is that was for real, though.

lol I thought it was real.

Then I started reading it.

Then I saw the Onion.

Ditto

<3 The Onion

I love the Onion.

Eewww.... considering that my sister's name is Charity, that article had a whole different meaning for me...

Oooohh... I see my last past must had digust you guys into complete silence. Muhahahahaha!









...no seriously... START TALKING!

So I could have sex with your sister for $100 000 ?

so thats what? 100 hookers?

Hookers don't cost THAT much dude.

No, you could have $100,000 worth of free sex from his sister.

So let's see, $100,00 worth

sex = money / cost
sex = $100 000 / $0

INFINITE SEX!

Infinite? I'll bet ya he wouldn't last 10 minutes!

Hey watch it... my sister is married to a marine who just got back from Iraq... you better watch boy!

Clean ones probably do...