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"Is it number 1 or number 2?"
2005-10-08, 7:33 PM #1
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Has anyone wondered (yes, there is a point to this thread) where the "number 1 / number 2" nick names for peeing and pooping came from? Its funny how almost everyone as a kid learns these things yet I don't think many people know how they originated. Anyone have a clue or a guess?
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2005-10-08, 7:35 PM #2
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2005-10-08, 7:37 PM #3
It's number 7.
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2005-10-08, 7:40 PM #4
Originally posted by Koobie:
It's number 7.


No, that's for masturbation. Everyone knows that one!
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2005-10-08, 7:42 PM #5
What
2005-10-08, 7:49 PM #6
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2005-10-08, 7:55 PM #7
Originally posted by SavageX378:
No, that's for masturbation. Everyone knows that one!



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2005-10-08, 8:01 PM #8
Originally posted by SavageX378:
Its funny how almost everyone as a kid learns these things yet I don't think many people know how they originated.

I'd like to state for the record that I haven't got any damn idea what you're talking about, because I definately did not learn that as a child.
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2005-10-08, 8:22 PM #9
Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I'd like to state for the record that I haven't got any damn idea what you're talking about, because I definately did not learn that as a child.


That's why I said almost. I was going to make an absolute statement but I figured that some unfortunate souls out there wasn't completely exposed to the wisdom of 7-year-old bratty boys known as "toilet humor" :p
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2005-10-08, 8:26 PM #10
Originally posted by SavageX378:
No, that's for masturbation. Everyone knows that one!

I thought #3 was for masturbation...
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2005-10-08, 9:24 PM #11
Originally posted by SavageX378:
No, that's for masturbation. Everyone knows that one!


does that mean there's a 3, 4, 5 and 6 as well?
2005-10-08, 9:29 PM #12
How about this: when you go to the bathroom to drop a load, what comes out first? Rarely do you take a leak after dropping the bombs. The apple juice is the first stuff out (#1), before you deliver your brownies downtown. (#2)
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2005-10-08, 10:18 PM #13
#1 peeing
#2 pooing
#3 both of the above, simultaneously
#4 farting
#5 ejaculation
#6 wacking off
#7 sexing

:D
2005-10-08, 10:44 PM #14
Actually, the number is 42.
2005-10-08, 10:49 PM #15
On an all serious note, I'm guessing it's based on time. Obviously, pooing takes longer (for most people anyway), so it comes in second place. As for all of the other positions, I've never heard of 3-7 used like that before. I usually just say, "yeah, I farted".
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2005-10-08, 11:08 PM #16
Yeah, I guess usually it's not the best to walk into a room and say, "ooh, sorry guys it's gonna stink, I just went number 4." :)
2005-10-08, 11:51 PM #17
Originally posted by Delphian:
Yeah, I guess usually it's not the best to walk into a room and say, "ooh, sorry guys it's gonna stink, I just went number 4." :)

"ooh, sorry guys it's gonna stink, I just went number 7."
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2005-10-08, 11:51 PM #18
This is a thing of American culture (?) that I was totally unaware of. But it's not like I missed something important, I think...
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2005-10-09, 12:21 AM #19
Mm'hmm
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2005-10-09, 1:02 AM #20
i heard a swedish guy on my Clan Ventrillo say "BRB number 1"
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2005-10-09, 1:19 AM #21
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2005-10-09, 2:00 AM #22
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2005-10-09, 6:08 AM #23
My three-year-old daughter doesn't use numbers. She plainly tells you "I have to go pee-pee" or "I have to go poop".
Or sometimes she says, "I'm doing the pee-pee dance", meaning she has to go. :)
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2005-10-09, 6:53 AM #24
Obviously, it stems from the poem: "Milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner, fudge is made."

Urination comes first.
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2005-10-09, 2:22 PM #25
God, I just realized what perverts we are. :o
2005-10-09, 2:49 PM #26
We're not perverts. We're just mal-adjusted sexual individuals.
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2005-10-09, 2:59 PM #27
This thread is a #2.
2005-10-10, 1:11 PM #28
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2005-10-10, 1:40 PM #29
Well, here's a quote that's remotely related....
"If it takes more effort than taking a [number 2], it's not worth my time."
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2005-10-10, 1:46 PM #30
My dad told me this story about his class when he was a kid.

They had the typical "put 1 finger up for pee, 2 fingers for taking a dump" routine, and this kid put up 3 fingers one day. The teacher just stared at him and continued the lesson. The kid kept holding his fingers up, looking very anxious and twisty, then his hand went down and he puked all over his desk.
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2005-10-10, 5:41 PM #31
There's no origin...Peeing is done alot more often...naturally it would be number 1.
2005-10-10, 5:44 PM #32
Originally posted by lassev:
This is a thing of American culture (?) that I was totally unaware of. But it's not like I missed something important, I think...


They say it down in Mexico as well (at least the part I lived in), but it probably came from us. :p
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2005-10-10, 7:46 PM #33
Quote:
#1 peeing
#2 pooing
#3 both of the above, simultaneously
#4 farting
#5 ejaculation
#6 wacking off
#7 sexing
Is there a difference between 5 and 6?

Quote:
My dad told me this story about his class when he was a kid.

They had the typical "put 1 finger up for pee, 2 fingers for taking a dump" routine, and this kid put up 3 fingers one day. The teacher just stared at him and continued the lesson. The kid kept holding his fingers up, looking very anxious and twisty, then his hand went down and he puked all over his desk.
...why would the teacher need specification? :|
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2005-10-10, 11:18 PM #34
Because it was like the 50's?

They spanked children in class back then, it was their way. Don't try to understand them. They're wierd.
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2005-10-11, 2:40 AM #35
Man, I sure start some interesting threads, don't I? So far I got this community to have semi-serious discussions on "What body function gives you the most relief?", "How does Vador eat/poo with his suit on?", "The different types of poo thread", and now this one. I really need to start printing these threads out so I'll have something to show my grand kids someday.
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2005-10-11, 3:20 AM #36
It's better than "Have you pissing on yourself at school sometimes?"
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2005-10-11, 4:06 AM #37
Originally posted by Impi:
It's better than "Have you pissing on yourself at school sometimes?"


Well, I have to say it takes a really exceptional mind to come up with a thread like that. Not everybody could do it in a lifetime.
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2005-10-11, 4:41 AM #38
Er, I think it was intended to say "pissed off" instead of that. The guy wasn't very good with English.
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2005-10-11, 5:38 AM #39
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Is there a difference between 5 and 6?


One involves just yourself, and the other is a partnered activity.
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2005-10-11, 3:29 PM #40
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