a blonde walks into an electronics store and says to the shopkeeper, "please may i buy that T.V".

the shopkeeper says, "sorry we don't serve blonde's"

the blonde says "ok sorry"

so the blonde goes to the nearest hair and make-up salon and dyes her hair brown and then she goes to a clinic and gets a face lift so the shopkeeper wont recognise her. she goes back into the shop and says...

"please may i buy that T.V"

the shopkeeper says. "i told you we don't serve blondes"

the blonde says "how did you know i was blonde"


the shopkeeper says "because thats a microwave"

i thought that was pretty funny.

I'm not laughing.

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

*puts a gun to Jin's head*

Laugh, b****.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

oh, so many blonde jokes...

Blonde goes to get her haircut, sits down in the chair, when the hairdresser notices she's wearing headphones.
"You're going to have to take those off, or I might cut them"
"Oh, but I need them" said the blonde
"Sorry, you need to take them off, or I can't do it"
Reluctantly the girl took the headphones off, and the hairdresser set to work. After a while the girl's head began to droop. Annoyed with her inability to keep still, the hairdresser stopped working and marched round to the front of her chair. She was dead. Baffled, the hairdresser picked up the headphones...
"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in..."


What do you get if you line up 5 blondes ear to ear?
A windtunnel


and no, they're not really funny

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/end boob rant

lol sorry

That made me chuckle. A little.

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

This Was Originally a David Beckham joke

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stop talking in brail

300 years as jedi master i was, now i bloody night-lite

(:-) Monobrow

-.-

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"Whats your name"
Cody
"No, whats your real name"
Arkon............
Proud member of the Co-op

Not so funny.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

This thread contains non-humor.

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.
:wq

This thread contains anti-humour.
It's making me depressed.
I'm going to go cry now.
Look what you've done. :-(

Some blonde jokes are funny... most... however aren't

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/fluffle

Be glad I haven't pulled out my arsenal of dead baby jokes.

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

Old newz!

But it was a better one when I first heard it. I heard the "breath in breath out" one too.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead decide to rob a bank. They break in, then they hear the cops coming. They try to get away on foot, and they come to an old barn. Inside are three potato sacks. They each jump into one of the sacks to hide. The cops go into the barn and see the potato sacks. The one cop kicks the sack with the brunette in it, and she goes "meow meow". "Okay, that's just some cats" says the cop, so he goes to the bag with the redhead in it and kicks it. "woof woof" says the redhead. The cop says "Okay that's just some dogs". Then he comes to the sack with the blonde in it and kicks it.
The blonde goes "potato potato"

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity

[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited May 27, 2004).]

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

How did the blonde die while raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Guess what? Yep, that's right. No, no, really, it's right. Think it's wrong? You're right, it's wrong. Know why? 'Cause it is

So these two Nazis walk into a BAR.. The End.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

^^ahahahahhahahahahahahah

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I really doubt it. I heard that one back when I was in middle school, and that was like nine years ago.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Some are funnier than others. Others are repetative and annoying. This is one of them...

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I check my e-mail.

The first one made me laugh aloud... the others are dumb



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"A tiger? In Africa?!"

"True as toasted toads!"

*looks at his newly blonde hair and runs away*

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.