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2005-10-08, 11:25 PM #1
where you lost your virginity. Or where you'd like to

This isn't like an omgsex thread, I think it can be a good place to share dillusions of romance.

Lets see how long it lasts...

I lost mine on the roof of an expensive condo building over-looking the seattle skyline.
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-08, 11:35 PM #2
Her Garage.
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2005-10-08, 11:35 PM #3
somehow I think 90% of massassians won't be to relate to this thread.
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2005-10-08, 11:36 PM #4
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
somehow I think 90% of massassians won't be to relate to this thread.

that's why I added the part about where your fantasy place to lose one would be
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-08, 11:39 PM #5
Ahahahahahaaa.
2005-10-08, 11:41 PM #6
Inside a broken Asteroids arcade cab. A bit cramped, but sexy none the less.
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2005-10-08, 11:41 PM #7
In my bedroom. I was 14. Life was rad.
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2005-10-08, 11:42 PM #8
Originally posted by FancyMan:
Inside a broken Asteroids arcade cab. A bit cramped, but sexy none the less.

dude that's hot...
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-08, 11:44 PM #9
in my friends bedroom i was 16
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2005-10-08, 11:52 PM #10
Originally posted by JKTrezy:
in my friends bedroom i was 16

With your friend?
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-08, 11:52 PM #11
[QUOTE=Compos Mentis]With your friend?[/QUOTE]
With his friends
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2005-10-09, 12:03 AM #12
no alone with my girlfriend, at the time I was staying at my friends house (it was a one bedroom, long story)
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2005-10-09, 12:08 AM #13
did you tell him after you sick *******? (or at least change the sheets)?
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2005-10-09, 12:12 AM #14
yes of course I'm not an complete *******
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2005-10-09, 12:24 AM #15
...at least you told him, my bed's been violated and I slept in there the night after and when I was stripping my bed the next day I found ants...*shuddder*

(and I honestly don't have a specific place where I'd like to)
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2005-10-09, 12:39 AM #16
Not yet, but I came damn close on the couch in the media room while watching Saving Private Ryan (her choice, not mine).
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2005-10-09, 12:43 AM #17
My current girlfriend almost broke our lack of intercourse while watching Pulp Fiction. She almost missed the gimp scene, so I stopped her from unbuttoning my pants and made her watch it.

THAT'S love. For a movie, that is.
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2005-10-09, 12:44 AM #18
Originally posted by JediKirby:
My current girlfriend almost broke our lack of intercourse while watching Pulp Fiction. She almost missed the gimp scene, so I stopped her from unbuttoning my pants and made her watch it.

THAT'S love. For a movie, that is.

I'd have done the same thing, then go back to the beginning of the scene and reenact it
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-09, 12:47 AM #19
More like 17 year old.
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2005-10-09, 1:31 AM #20
Latrobe University, Chisholm College dorms. Can't remeber the exact room number, but it was on the second floor.
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2005-10-09, 2:08 AM #21
In a drunken stupor.
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2005-10-09, 2:28 AM #22
:(
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2005-10-09, 2:41 AM #23
A symphonic band practice room at my high school.
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2005-10-09, 3:14 AM #24
University of Surrey, Guildford Court Dorms, "Send 49", 11'o'clock in the morning, with a small 1/2 asian cheerleader. :)

Saying that, it was pretty awful. :eek:
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2005-10-09, 3:50 AM #25
i was 15, drunk, in my room, it was alright.
2005-10-09, 8:41 AM #26
Ask me again in like a week...
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2005-10-09, 9:00 AM #27
Ask me again in 40 years. I might have a story, then.

Maybe.
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2005-10-09, 9:11 AM #28
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Ask me again in 40 years. I might have a story, then.

Maybe.


We both know you wont.
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2005-10-09, 9:13 AM #29
:gbk:

:(
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2005-10-09, 10:22 AM #30
My room would be where I want it, but the way things are heading over here it seems like it might be in my friend's guest bedroom.
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2005-10-09, 10:42 AM #31
My room.
2005-10-09, 10:50 AM #32
In space.
2005-10-09, 10:56 AM #33
the floor of her family's TV room, worried about when her dad was gonna be getting up to go to work.
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2005-10-10, 1:48 AM #34
A dingy hotel room in Sydney. Very classy.
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2005-10-10, 2:09 AM #35
Heh.. being a geek paid off for me- I knew this girl in university and we kept in touch throughout summer- so she says to me that her computer is broke, so I offer to come and fix it- and in exchange she said she'll take me to some of the clubs where she lives. So I fix her computer, and we go clubbing, some back pizzed as, and both fall straight to sleep.

In the morning we get into the saucy conversation about chocolate spread, one thing leads to another, etc. and woo! I got laid with chocolate spread! :D
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2005-10-10, 5:43 AM #36
A tent, when we were sleeping in a friends garden for a Star Wars Convention...
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2005-10-10, 7:32 AM #37
Originally posted by Martyn:
My room.


Ditto.
2005-10-10, 7:39 AM #38
There was this one time, at school...

;)
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2005-10-10, 9:29 AM #39
My bedroom. Boring, huh?

Wasn't that good, either. Plus, she cheated on me the entire time.

Yeah, I regret it. My only other sexual partner was more worthwhile, but even then, I kind of wish that I was still a virgin. If I was, then there would be a certain person that I would like to lose it to -- maybe persons, I don't know. You know who you are. However, not being one makes me feel less worthy of her. I feel like I'm dirty. It is sad.

[I suppose that's kind of ambiguous, huh? I'll note then that her name in the real world begins with an 'S'... Or maybe an 'L'.]
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2005-10-10, 9:32 AM #40
My bed.

It broke the next night when I went to lay down. Peice of crap beds. My brother broke the other bed (I have two beds in my room, I don't know why he felt the need to come into my room *shrugs*)
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