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I guess I hit that telephone pole pretty hard...
2004-05-26, 2:34 PM #1
[http://www.pwizard.com/gtavcshot.jpg]

Good thing it isn't my car..... I stole it from some Haitian dude. I imagine that he's rather pissed at me. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]


Post your funny/cool in-game screenshots. Any game will suffice.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited May 26, 2004).]
2004-05-26, 2:37 PM #2
I was just thinking about popping in Vice City. Boy, its been a while since i played that


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2004-05-26, 2:38 PM #3
[http://bellsouthpwp.net/C/o/Correction/bf1942.jpg]

[http://bellsouthpwp.net/C/o/Correction/truckwall.jpg]

Been there, done that. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-05-26, 3:29 PM #4
Hey look, that's exactly my car accident!!! Haha! Except I was in a mini van.

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2004-05-26, 4:21 PM #5
What game is the second pic? I've had some funny stuff happen, but I don't take screenshots.

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2004-05-26, 5:00 PM #6
I think it might be a BF42 mod. Just a guess, though.

[http://wilkes.sorrowind.net/images/rosh_swat.jpg]

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2004-05-26, 5:22 PM #7
I dont' have a screenshot, but that 3rd one is Operation Flashpoint. Mmmmmmmmm... Flashpoint

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2004-05-26, 5:36 PM #8
News Flash:[/i] Pagewizard finally hits something for real [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-05-26, 5:39 PM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
News Flash:[/i] Pagewizard finally hits something for real [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


<3

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2004-05-26, 5:40 PM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
News Flash:[/i] Pagewizard finally hits something for real [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


[http://mink.weezel.net/~tristan/vProfile/gbktext.php?text=OWNED!]

Anyway, thrawn, what game is that?

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2004-05-26, 5:41 PM #11
hehehe

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2004-05-26, 5:42 PM #12
JA, with tmu's swat model as jaden [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-05-26, 5:51 PM #13
I am so naming our firstborn Spork.....well....middlename.

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2004-05-26, 7:19 PM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
News Flash:[/i] Pagewizard finally hits something for real [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


I guess your mum doesn't count, right? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited May 26, 2004).]
2004-05-26, 7:35 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
I guess your mum doesn't count, right? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>


You flew all the way to Australia to pork a 65 year old greying widow..?

Wow, you must be desperate [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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[This message has been edited by Spork (edited May 26, 2004).]
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2004-05-26, 7:35 PM #16
http://blargh.mine.nu/test/174/5.jpg
http://blargh.mine.nu/test/174/4.jpg

Could this be true love? In the five months I played SWG, and the three my friend did, this is pretty much all that we did.

[Edit: I removed the image tags.]

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2004-05-26, 7:37 PM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:


Wow, you must be desperate [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


Nah, only drunk. Not sure how I got home, though. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-05-26, 7:41 PM #18
She *****-slapped you across the Pacific.

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2004-05-26, 7:45 PM #19
40 - 0

Spork has broken page's serve. Can he close out the game though?

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Hahaha, clownsuit.

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2004-05-26, 7:46 PM #20
Spork & Pagewizard, solve your family soap opera elsewhere. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-05-26, 7:48 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Spork & Pagewizard, solve your family soap opera elsewhere. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

</font>



Eh, who can blame him? I'm sure everyone here (except possibly Kieran) wants to take a swing at me by now. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited May 26, 2004).]
2004-05-26, 7:51 PM #22
Edit: toot toot.

[This message has been edited by Drac (edited May 26, 2004).]
2004-05-26, 8:34 PM #23
Hey, I got nothing against you, Page, I just think you're an arrogant twat.

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2004-05-27, 9:24 AM #24
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

fun fun.

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2004-05-27, 12:30 PM #25
I would be angery about the mom comment page made, but Spork started it. And I'm glad he did because I think this is funny. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-05-27, 3:28 PM #26
[http://www.oscempire.net/images/misc/stfu.gif]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-27, 3:28 PM #27
Yea, well the Jerkstore called, and they're running out of YOU!

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2004-05-27, 4:01 PM #28
What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

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2004-05-27, 4:23 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:

Eh, who can blame him? I'm sure everyone here (except possibly Kieran) wants to take a swing at me by now. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

</font>


Two. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-05-27, 4:35 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

</font>


pwned

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2004-05-27, 4:38 PM #31
Interesting. Most interesting. This thread has gone from 'post your funny in-game screenshots' to 'insult theatre'

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