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Injecting Horse With Brains AND Collecting The Nooses Of Suicides!
2005-10-12, 5:18 PM #1
The Queensland state government has said it would investigate allegations that a forensic laboratory worker stole parts from human brains so they could be injected into racehorses to make them run faster.

Quote:
The worker at a pathology lab in the northern city of Brisbane reportedly stole pituitary glands, found at the base of the brain, because the hormones they contain govern growth stimulation and could stimulate horses.

The worker at the centre of the allegations, who agreed to the investigation, was also accused of keeping the nooses of suicide victims and the drip bags attached to people who died in hospitals…
幻術
2005-10-12, 5:19 PM #2
Braaains!
2005-10-12, 5:49 PM #3
Interesting hobby he's got there...
Life is beautiful.
2005-10-12, 5:52 PM #4
Blains.
2005-10-12, 5:55 PM #5
Sounds like a keeper!
2005-10-12, 5:56 PM #6
Sick little monkey.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2005-10-12, 6:01 PM #7
Holse Blains.
2005-10-12, 7:09 PM #8
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']Braaains!

*shambles*
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-10-12, 7:10 PM #9
Abby who?
Stuff
2005-10-12, 7:30 PM #10
Originally posted by kyle90:
Abby who?

Abby Normal ;)
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2005-10-12, 7:39 PM #11
The Foul Holsemen of Apocalpyse in: The Apocalypse.
幻術
2005-10-12, 9:04 PM #12
Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
Abby Normal ;)


oh God..I love that movie.

Oh, and...wtf?!
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-10-13, 9:25 AM #13
All of a sudden I feel like seeing a zombie movie. I might walk down to the video store tomorow and rent dawn of the dead.
2005-10-13, 2:53 PM #14
Clazy Holse Blains.
2005-10-13, 6:40 PM #15
Originally posted by Chuckles:
All of a sudden I feel like seeing a zombie movie. I might walk down to the video store tomorow and rent dawn of the dead.

You know... I saw Dawn of the Dead for the first time a few nights ago. I thought it was retarded, and reminded me exactly why I don't go see movies like that.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2005-10-13, 6:49 PM #16
Watch Shaun of the Dead instead.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-10-13, 6:50 PM #17
Nonsensicar Clazy Holse Blains.

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