you burn now.

*pic*

Kyle : *stabs with home-made "Heart-Stopper 3000" high-current taser*
OMG! (CubeGuy): *fries*
Kyle: yeah, the damn thing was about 15 D batteries, a voltage multiplier, and a 600 uF capacitor
Kyle: i never did have the nerve to test it on anyone
Kyle: though it worked beautifully for setting off model rocket engines
OMG! (CubeGuy): xDD
Kyle: hehe ohhh... fun times with the rocket engines
Kyle: see, i bought some fireworks for canada day, and i decided to see if i could launch one of them up in the air like a *real* firework... so i duct taped two rocket engines on the side... i lit the fuse, ran back, then ignited the engines. or tried to. turns out one of the detonators was broken (good thing i didn't take my friend's advice and wire them in parallel...)
OMG! (CubeGuy): haha
Kyle: then my parents found out what we were doing and put a stop to any more experiments
OMG! (CubeGuy): wow
OMG! (CubeGuy): that's awesome
Kyle: yep, nothing like rocket engines
Kyle: heh, i should tell you the bromine story... if i haven't already
OMG! (CubeGuy): don't thin you have.
OMG! (CubeGuy): think**
Kyle: well, it all started out one day in grade 12 chemistry class...
OMG! (CubeGuy): oh dear.
OMG! (CubeGuy): xD
Kyle: we did an experiment that used an oxidizer to perform a controlled oxidation of an alcohol into something else (it's been a while since organic chem). so naturally, i wanted to see if i could duplicate the results at home...
Kyle: anyways, i found a bottle of rubbing alcohol; then it was off to see if i could find an oxidizer. i was out by the pool, and a little symbol on the pail of bromine tablets caught my eye... yep, indeed, it seems that bromine tablets are oxidizers. so i take a couple of tablets. my friend came over later that night, and we decided to try the experiment....
Kyle: i ground up a tiny chunk (couldnt
Kyle: aargh @ placement of "'" key
Kyle: CONTINUING ON
Kyle: i ground up a tiny chunk (couldn't have been more than about 5 mg) of bromine tablet; poured a little bit of rubbing alcohol into a beaker, and added the powder. at first it didn't seem to be reacting, but then it started bubbling furiously, with these deep red bubbles... they hit the surface and became this red gas (which i later realized must have been pure bromine vapour)...
OMG! (CubeGuy):...
Kyle: still staring in fascination, i suddenly felt my eyes burning... i shouted "OH GOD MY EYES", and then i started choking as well. my friend was standing a couple of meters away; at first he didn't feel it, but then all of a sudden he yelled "AH MY ****ING EYES". we ran from the room coughing and rinsed our eyes thouroughly with water.
OMG! (CubeGuy): xDD
Kyle: i vowed to never perform the experiment again under such uncontrolled conditions... but as usual, curiousity eventually got the better of me...
OMG! (CubeGuy): oh....
Kyle:) this time i was going to be prepared. i figured if i could contain the vapour, i should be fine. well, what better way than to use a balloon over a test tube - after all, it works for vinegar and baking soda...
Kyle: so i repeated the process, grinding up more of the powder this time; maybe about 50 mg. i filled the test tube a little more than halfway with rubbing alcohol, then i scooped in some powder until it was nearly full. i then quickly affixed the balloon over the mouth. it started to react, the balloon started inflating. all was well.
Kyle: suddenly, against all expectations, the balloon started to *DEFLATE*. oh dear, i thought, this is bad. turns out that bromine vapour is highly reactive, and has an affinity for attacking organic substances... like rubber...
Kyle: my eyes were already starting to water as i ran from the room. my mom was sitting on the couch, watching TV. remember that 5 mg gassed out an entire room. what would 50 mg do? So I said to my mom: "hey mom, wanna go outside for a while?" She said: "Why?" Moments later: "Why are my eyes burning?" Me: "I'll explain it all outside."
OMG! (CubeGuy): '''xDDDD
Kyle: so yes, in the end, i poisoned the air in my entire house. thankfully i was able to convince my parents that it was an accident, and got away without much trouble (imagine if they had known i was actually *trying* to produce bromine?). i had to go in wearing a full painters mask (goggles + gas mask) that my dad had, and clean all the stuff up, and open all the windows.
Kyle: it took about an hour for it to completely clear out
OMG! (CubeGuy): xDD
Kyle: to this day, i have not tried to make any more of it. however, i have had several thoughts as to how it might be weaponized... (alcohol in a jar, put the powder in, close the lid, shake it, and throw it [preferably through someone's window or something])... i haven't had the chance to use it in that way as of yet.
Kyle: and that's my bromine story
OMG! (CubeGuy): *poetry corner snaps*
Kyle: oh, i have lots of other fascinating stories about chemicals, and electricity, and all that fun stuff, but none so epic as the tale of the accidental brominization of the house
OMG! (CubeGuy): haha
Kyle: yeah, there's the time i kinda got battery acid in my mouth, and that time that i burned my hand with 25M HCl, and the time that i nearly killed my friend with chlorine gas, and the time i thought i had paralyzed my arm by severe electrocution, and the time that... well, you get the idea
OMG! (CubeGuy):...
OMG! (CubeGuy):...
OMG! (CubeGuy):...
OMG! (CubeGuy): xDDDDDDD
Kyle: and then there's the other rocket engine story, wherein my and a friend attempt to light a partially disassembled rocket engine with a match... turns out that solid rocket fuel is really hard to light... but that doesn't mean that you should bring your face REALLY CLOSE to it so you can see what's wrong.... if it doesn't burn off all your hair it'll temporarily blind you
OMG! (CubeGuy):...
OMG! (CubeGuy): You, my friend, have issues.
OMG! (CubeGuy): How are you still alive?
Kyle: you know, i was juggling box-cutters the other day, and i thought the very same thing. of course the thought distracted me and one of them came down and cut my finger
OMG! (CubeGuy):...
OMG! (CubeGuy): *smack*
OMG! (CubeGuy): xD
Kyle: hey, it's all in the name of science.
Kyle: <.<
Kyle: >.>
OMG! (CubeGuy): how is a box-cutt-
OMG! (CubeGuy): nevermind...

Kyle: look, it's BoxGuy
OMG! (CubeGuy): =O
Kyle: err.... ThreeDimensionalSquareGuy
OMG! (CubeGuy): SquareBoy's my borther.
OMG! (CubeGuy): xD
Kyle: i see
Kyle: TruncatedOctahedronGuy?
Kyle: SquareExtrusionGuy?
Kyle: EquilateralRectangularPrismGuy?
Kyle: SecondPlatonicSolidGuy?
Kyle: SquareBasedSixSidedConvexPolyhedronGuy
OMG! (CubeGuy): ow
OMG! (CubeGuy): xD
OMG! (CubeGuy): *dumps gba roms*
Kyle: hmm... I'm trying to think of more synonyms for the word I'm trying to avoid saying
OMG! (CubeGuy): lol
Kyle: now *this* should go in the "funny AIM convos" thread
OMG! (CubeGuy): meh
OMG! (CubeGuy): it's been done.
OMG! (CubeGuy): xD
Kyle: but never with so many synonyms, i'm sure
OMG! (CubeGuy): hmm
OMG! (CubeGuy): it is possible
OMG! (CubeGuy): it was Mary and Chef if I recall.
Kyle: i mean, come on, who else would say something like "SquareBasedSixSidedConvexPolyhedronGuy"?
OMG! (CubeGuy): Chef
OMG! (CubeGuy): =P
OMG! (CubeGuy): he greeted me in a similar manner ever time
Kyle: blast
Kyle: i must come up with more words that mean... you know what
OMG! (CubeGuy): Cube?
OMG! (CubeGuy): =P
Kyle: yeah, that one
Kyle: could i call you (0,0,0),(0,0,1),(0,1,0),(1,0,0),(0,1,1),(1,0,1),(1,1,0),(1,1,1)Guy?
Kyle:how about TriAxialPerpendicularEquidistantPlanarGuy?
OMG! (CubeGuy): win
Kyle: YES!
Kyle: 1,2,3,4-DiCycloButaneGuy
OMG! (CubeGuy): xDDDD
Kyle: tell me that chef hasn't used that one
Kyle: if he has, i have to get his e-mail address NOW because he's awesome
OMG! (CubeGuy): xD
OMG! (CubeGuy): nope
OMG! (CubeGuy): can't say he did
Kyle: technically, i guess it would be called "cubane", but that's close enough
Kyle: what's important is the shape
Kyle: RightAngledParellelepipedGuy
Kyle: RectilinearRhombicPrismGuy
Kyle: DirectionallySymmetricalEquiangularHexahedronGuy
Kyle: TwoDimensionallyPerpendicularilySweptLineSegmentBasedRhombohedronGuy
Kyle: CongruentFacedTriangularAntiPrismDeltohedronGuy
Kyle: OrderFortyEightSymmetryGroupAndOrderTwentyFourRotationGroupTrapezohedronGuy
Kyle: ZonohedricPlatonicSolidGuy
Kyle: woo, I'm on a roll now

rtgrl17: ninjer!
NinjaOwnYou: =D!
rtgrl17: I have cake!
NinjaOwnYou: =D!
rtgrl17: delicious cake, I must eat it!
NinjaOwnYou: ZOMG PICS PLZ
rtgrl17: zomg, k
NinjaOwnYou: MOAR MAOR MOAR
NinjaOwnYou: Hoyl ****, my Webcam plays BET
NinjaOwnYou: This is amazing.
rtgrl17: camera does the what now?
NinjaOwnYou: My webcam plays the BET
rtgrl17: ?????
NinjaOwnYou: Blakc Entertainment Something
NinjaOwnYou: *Black
rtgrl17: sounds hot
NinjaOwnYou: It is
NinjaOwnYou: You can watch shiity rappers and racist comedians 24 hours a day.
rtgrl17: oh, it's for people without the internet!
NinjaOwnYou: XDDD
NinjaOwnYou: I actually went on Sheezy Today.
NinjaOwnYou: zomg world is ending hoyl sheit lol
rtgrl17: DVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy
NinjaOwnYou: Oh yeah, this Komplete Chaos?
rtgrl17: Cube said Hayracks in his away message
rtgrl17: ?
NinjaOwnYou: Is this just the Flash Movie recycled into 3 frames per comic?
rtgrl17: yup
NinjaOwnYou: HARHARHAR, I knew it....
NinjaOwnYou: I was like... "Hmmm. Seems familiar."
rtgrl17: >_>
NinjaOwnYou: It's a trap!
NinjaOwnYou: Time Paradox zomg.
rtgrl17 wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Default\Desktop\DSCF1453.JPG.
rtgrl17: I now send you a picture of the delicious caek
NinjaOwnYou received C:\Documents and Settings\Default\Desktop\DSCF1453.JPG.
NinjaOwnYou: o_o
rtgrl17: it is delicious
NinjaOwnYou: *explosive orgasm*
rtgrl17: yes
NinjaOwnYou: zoomj /r/ more and on /b/
rtgrl17: I was walking in the building next door and they had big caeks
NinjaOwnYou: O_O
rtgrl17: and I awas all "I wish I had caek"
NinjaOwnYou: DAMN YOU AND YOUR CANADIAN TRICKERY
rtgrl17: and then I thought "ZOMG, I do have caek!!!!!!"
rtgrl17: and it felt pretty good
NinjaOwnYou: XD
rtgrl17: but not as good as this cake is tasty
rtgrl17: *eats cake*
NinjaOwnYou: XD
NinjaOwnYou: I'm still staring at this.
NinjaOwnYou: It's ****ing MYSTIFYING
rtgrl17: it's a really big piece of cake
NinjaOwnYou: *drools*
rtgrl17: someone needs to make a cake hotline
NinjaOwnYou: Just incase you're short on cake.
rtgrl17: like a sex hotline, only it describes cake
NinjaOwnYou: AAAAGH
rtgrl17: exactly
rtgrl17: it's the best idea evars
NinjaOwnYou: o_o
NinjaOwnYou: God, we need to start this now.
rtgrl17: hmmmmm
rtgrl17: nah
rtgrl17: I'd rather enjoy my delicious white ake with creamy icing
NinjaOwnYou wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Default\My Documents\download\pvnmary\zomg.PNG.
rtgrl17: little pink letters from words that I can't remember
rtgrl17: mmmm
rtgrl17: cake
NinjaOwnYou: This is definately the best conversation ever.
NinjaOwnYou: Acceeeeeept.
rtgrl17: I accepted! o.o
NinjaOwnYou: >_>
NinjaOwnYou: This is strange.
NinjaOwnYou: I'll host it
rtgrl17: yay
NinjaOwnYou: laaaaag
rtgrl17: D:
NinjaOwnYou: holy slow
rtgrl17: holy carp!
rtgrl17: My firewall says that firefox is trying ot access the internet!
NinjaOwnYou: ?
NinjaOwnYou: O_O
NinjaOwnYou: HOW DARE IT!?
rtgrl17: INDEED
NinjaOwnYou: OH NOES HAX
NinjaOwnYou: http://pics.bandwidthmonkey.net/zomg.PNG
NinjaOwnYou: >.>
rtgrl17: lolololol
NinjaOwnYou: <3
NinjaOwnYou: I think I actually broke his sound.
NinjaOwnYou: Whoops.
rtgrl17: xD
rtgrl17: *****
NinjaOwnYou: Mad black peopel channel hacks!
NinjaOwnYou: *people
rtgrl17: UPN FTW
NinjaOwnYou: XDDDD
rtgrl17: I miss UPN
rtgrl17: =(
NinjaOwnYou: I'm watching Everybody Hates Chris!
rtgrl17: oh noes
NinjaOwnYou: THE BLACKEST SHOW EVAH
rtgrl17: I'm watching
rtgrl17: um
rtgrl17: KATAMARI DAMACY
NinjaOwnYou: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOO
NinjaOwnYou: Oh yeha, tell Kyle that I love him for that ytmnd.
NinjaOwnYou: *yeah
rtgrl17: That game is made of awesome and narcotics
rtgrl17: I will
rtgrl17: oh! Speaking of which
NinjaOwnYou: I was thinking about that during a test today.
NinjaOwnYou: ?
rtgrl17: I need to go pick him up from the bus stop. >_>
NinjaOwnYou: XDDD
NinjaOwnYou: Tell him I said hi!
rtgrl17: 'kay
NinjaOwnYou: *ffan buy*
NinjaOwnYou: **fan boy*
rtgrl17: of whom? =O
NinjaOwnYou: LOL RTXKYLE FANFIC TEIM
rtgrl17: LOL, HAWT
NinjaOwnYou: omg sexy
rtgrl17: I endorse that fan pairing. D;
NinjaOwnYou: This is definately the worst Idea ever.
rtgrl17: ?
NinjaOwnYou: Whic his why I shall follow it through! >=D
rtgrl17: 'k
rtgrl17: I'm going to go now. xD
rtgrl17: laters
NinjaOwnYou: Bai!
rtgrl17: *saves convo*
NinjaOwnYou: <#
NinjaOwnYou: *<3