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Words fail me on this image
2005-10-14, 11:48 AM #1
I was surfing the Google and found this.
Attachment: 7778/durex.jpg (26,395 bytes)
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-10-14, 11:49 AM #2
Ha hahahahahaha.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-10-14, 11:55 AM #3
hahahahahahhahahaah
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-10-14, 12:31 PM #4
use purex and get trapped flailing inside a giant bottle.
2005-10-14, 12:37 PM #5
thats no bottle young man.

and i'm pretty sure its durex.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-10-14, 12:45 PM #6
Haha, yea, that's definately not a bottle.
2005-10-14, 12:45 PM #7
It's either a vacuum tube or a condom and my gut tells me it's the latter...
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-10-14, 1:04 PM #8
It's the latter.

When I first saw it, I thought it was a real guy.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-10-14, 1:08 PM #9
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Ha hahahahahaha.


Yep
Pissed Off?
2005-10-14, 2:20 PM #10
Thats just not right...
Life is beautiful.
2005-10-14, 4:35 PM #11
I sincerely hope that was photoshopped...
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2005-10-14, 4:39 PM #12
Wear a condom or unleash that man on the world. Brought to you by Zlocista, this has been a public service announcement.

ok, ftw.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-10-14, 4:44 PM #13
[QUOTE=Double Helix]I sincerely hope that was photoshopped...[/QUOTE]

I've seen it before. In Asia.

>.>
2005-10-14, 4:45 PM #14
Looking at it again, the man makes me think of Katamari Damacy. Poor KD...never meant to put bad images in people's minds like this.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-10-14, 5:48 PM #15
Awesome ad for whatever they are selling.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-10-14, 5:57 PM #16
Originally posted by Echoman:
Awesome ad for whatever they are selling.

Please tell me this is a joke.
2005-10-14, 5:58 PM #17
Well, its effective isn't it? Hard to miss something like that, and you will always remember this ad for like for years. If you wanted a condom, that brand would come in your mind right away. Also, you would tell your friends and co-workers about this.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-10-14, 5:59 PM #18
That's true...
2005-10-14, 6:00 PM #19
Originally posted by Echoman:
Well, its effective isn't it? Hard to miss something like that, and you will always remember this ad for like for years. If you wanted a condom, that brand would come in your mind right away.
And make you not want to buy it.
2005-10-14, 6:03 PM #20
Why not? It beats those stupid emotional Trojan Man ads that rely on STDs as a marketing device.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-10-14, 6:03 PM #21
Originally posted by Delphian:
use purex and get trapped flailing inside a giant bottle.


Its Durex. I happen to know this because one time.... nevermind these are the family friendly massassi forums.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-10-14, 6:55 PM #22
Free The Sperm!!
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-10-14, 6:58 PM #23
Oh...we're not going to free Tibet now?

/changes picket sign
2005-10-14, 7:05 PM #24
That's hilarious. The horified look on it's face is just great.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-10-14, 8:21 PM #25
Originally posted by Anovis:
Oh...we're not going to free Tibet now?

/changes picket sign


Free Tibet? Where? Tibet sounds good, what's it taste like?

:o
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-10-14, 9:56 PM #26
Free Tibet? I'll take it!

Hello, China? I have something you might want, but it's gonna cost you. Yes, that's right. All the tea.

Edit:
For those of you who can't figure it out? It's a Family Guy quote.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-10-14, 9:58 PM #27
Strange...
MastaX
2005-10-14, 10:00 PM #28
Well that's pretty random.
幻術
2005-10-14, 10:07 PM #29
Anyone played Sperm Catcher 2? This image immediately reminded me of it. It's a Swiss freeware edutainment game about preventing STDs. It side scrolls with the player taking on the part of a tube thing that fires condoms at sperm and various STDs. Some of the STDs can get past without ending the game (your score just goes down) but AIDs getting past makes you lose right away. There are also a variety of sperm: average ones, superhero ones, mutated ones, etc. It (strangely) doesn't contain any nudity at all, but the sound effects are... either offensive or hilarious, you choose. :)

Here's a screenshot:
Attachment: 7797/spermpic.jpg (6,688 bytes)
2005-10-14, 10:16 PM #30
The whole game looks offensive...
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-10-14, 10:21 PM #31
Originally posted by Masq:
Anyone played Sperm Catcher 2? This image immediately reminded me of it. It's a Swiss freeware edutainment game about preventing STDs. It side scrolls with the player taking on the part of a tube thing that fires condoms at sperm and various STDs. Some of the STDs can get past without ending the game (your score just goes down) but AIDs getting past makes you lose right away. There are also a variety of sperm: average ones, superhero ones, mutated ones, etc. It (strangely) doesn't contain any nudity at all, but the sound effects are... either offensive or hilarious, you choose. :)

Here's a screenshot:


The really sad part is that the game you posted is a sequel! Meaning someone has created TWO games about catching sperm. :rolleyes:
MastaX
2005-10-14, 10:22 PM #32
A sex edutainment game with no nudity? That's whats offensive. :p
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2005-10-14, 10:54 PM #33
Originally posted by MastaX:
The really sad part is that the game you posted is a sequel! Meaning someone has created TWO games about catching sperm. :rolleyes:


But it's a great idea.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2005-10-14, 11:01 PM #34
Dude, MastaX, welcome back. Long time no see.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-10-14, 11:07 PM #35
Thanks, been a while. :)

Nice to see the site still alive and kicking!
MastaX

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