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Yeah, my country friggin' rocks!
2005-10-15, 6:52 PM #1
Just found Levelord's trip-to-Russia report. Language warning. Seriously awesome.
幻術
2005-10-15, 6:56 PM #2
I wish i lived in russia.

I have two friends that are russian citizens and they telll the funniest sroties about things that happen there.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-10-15, 6:57 PM #3
Moskau, Moskau...
Stuff
2005-10-15, 7:29 PM #4
My GF was born is Russia.
Pissed Off?
2005-10-15, 7:51 PM #5
Originally posted by author:
The women are definitely more beautiful! Russian women, for me, are the most beautiful in the world.


He's correct. Google images of "Russian women" and "American women" and compare the results. I was going to try to prove him wrong by finding a fat, old peasant mother but it could not be done!
2005-10-15, 8:01 PM #6
Ah, a nudie pic in that report. :banned:
2005-10-15, 8:13 PM #7
Nudity is only truly nudity if the nipple makes an appearence...
2005-10-15, 8:25 PM #8
But what's so special about a nipple? 99% nudity = nudity if you ask me.
2005-10-15, 8:28 PM #9
A nipple is special because it's funny to say. "Nipple"... hehehehehe
Stuff
2005-10-15, 8:42 PM #10
Koobie lives in Russia?

I never knew that.


Commie!

:mad:
2005-10-15, 8:43 PM #11
Yeah, speaking of which, get on the map, *****. (see sig)

(The map isn't mine; I'll give credit to the creator as soon as I remember who it was :o )
Stuff
2005-10-15, 9:15 PM #12
Quote:
Just found Levelord's trip-to-Russia report. Language warning. Seriously awesome.


Ah, that takes me back...

Quote:
I wish i lived in russia.


It's only safe in homeopathic portions ;)

Quote:
Nudity is only truly nudity if the nipple makes an appearence...


Sweet! So if you get naked and cover the nipples - that aint nudity? :)
2005-10-15, 9:28 PM #13
Ah, the corrupt motherland. How I don't ever want to visit you!
2005-10-15, 9:33 PM #14
I am Russian, but I live in Hungary. Go figure. And I *am* on the map.
幻術
2005-10-15, 9:34 PM #15
Oops... I didn't see anyone in Russia so I just assumed... :p

Guess I should have looked through the list...
Stuff
2005-10-15, 9:55 PM #16
uhh.. the nipples are showing. I've studied the picture carefully, and there's definately nipples there. They're just light in color and the pic is low res...

*shrug*
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-10-15, 10:22 PM #17
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I've studied the picture carefully...


I'm sure you did... PERV
Stuff
2005-10-15, 10:28 PM #18
Right... Anyways, to me, the most disturbing part was the following:

Originally posted by Levelord:
I haven’t been with a woman for 5 years


5 YEARS? Isn't he a gaming legend of sorts, and pretty well off? I mean, 5 YEARS?
幻術
2005-10-15, 10:30 PM #19
Key word there being "gaming". That explains it all.
Stuff
2005-10-15, 10:47 PM #20
Quote:
5 YEARS? Isn't he a gaming legend of sorts, and pretty well off? I mean, 5 YEARS?


You didn't really count on the career in gaming to get you laid, did you? ;)
2005-10-15, 10:54 PM #21
I don't see how video game design makes things THAT bad, to be honest.
幻術
2005-10-15, 11:00 PM #22
Quote:
I don't see how video game design makes things THAT bad, to be honest.


There's just something about desiging games. ;) But come on - it's not THAT bad. If he weren't a big figure in gaming he'd never have this one :)
2005-10-15, 11:26 PM #23
Good ol' Levelord... I still remember randomly finding "Levelord wuz here" from some odd places in Duke Nukem 3D levels.
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2005-10-16, 7:21 PM #24
God that is pathetic. I understand the whole fantasy fulfillment but the idiot keeps using the word romance...
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-10-16, 8:28 PM #25
What a pathetic piece of SH*T
2005-10-16, 8:29 PM #26
Stop being jealous.
幻術
2005-10-16, 8:31 PM #27
Originally posted by Koobie:
Stop being jealous.


Jealous....Right ;)
2005-10-16, 8:33 PM #28
He got laid by a hot russian woman, his fantasy, why wouldn't you be jealous? :p
DO NOT WANT.
2005-10-16, 8:39 PM #29
You know something?
Attachment: 7865/jess_alisa.gif (13,009 bytes)
幻術
2005-10-16, 9:13 PM #30
whoever is on the right is fugly
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2005-10-16, 9:20 PM #31
On the left is Jessica Cannon, the protagonist's sidekick in "Sin: Episodes", developed by Ritual, the company Levelord works for. On the right is an, eh, "agency" photo of Alisa. Interesting, isn't it?
幻術
2005-10-17, 6:57 AM #32
I'd have to agree on the continual use of the word "romance"... Kinda pathetic.

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