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Zombies and Sex
2005-10-16, 7:28 PM #1
maybe?
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2005-10-16, 7:29 PM #2
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2005-10-16, 7:29 PM #3
Well, you're still a virgin.

Answer: no
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2005-10-16, 7:30 PM #4
It depends on if they're reprductive organs haven't rotted away....

....

What?
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2005-10-16, 7:31 PM #5
What the hell made you think of this? You scare me. [http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/images/smilies/weird.gif]
DO NOT WANT.
2005-10-16, 7:31 PM #6
THE LAW HOLDS NO BARS ON OUR LOVE!
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2005-10-16, 7:32 PM #7
Originally posted by Wolfy:
THE LAW HOLDS NO BARS ON OUR LOVE!

Neither does the afterlife.
2005-10-16, 7:34 PM #8
Originally posted by Zell:
What the hell made you think of this? You scare me. [http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/images/smilies/weird.gif]


I'm afraid I'm partly responsible for this.


Necrophilia as I define it is having sex with a corpse, so it doesn't matter if your a corpse or not.

And it doesn't matter if they have reproductive organs or not. I don't care what american president you've been listening to.
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2005-10-16, 7:34 PM #9
* Deadman twitches
* Deadman exposes
* Josh dies
* Deadman marks it up on the chalkboard
* Deadman covers up and waits for his next victim
<Josh> You know...since we're both dead...our love is no longer against the law.
<Ishi> I now pronounce you dead man and Deadman



i blame them
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2005-10-16, 7:38 PM #10
If it's necrophelia between two zombies, then it's beastiality between animals.

So, no.
2005-10-16, 7:40 PM #11
Yeah, don't try to throw logic into this.
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2005-10-16, 7:40 PM #12
THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!

So it doesn't count!

That means no.
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2005-10-16, 7:42 PM #13
Necrophilia: Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses.

Note theres no mention of the species or mortality of said necrophiliac.



Bestiality: Sexual relations between a human and an animal.

Note that it specifically states it's between human and animal.



Their not defined the same and so don't have the same rule applied.
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2005-10-16, 9:13 PM #14
Originally posted by Echoman:
Well, you're still a virgin.

Answer: no


:D :D :D
2005-10-16, 10:18 PM #15
Interesting question indeed.
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2005-10-16, 10:41 PM #16
I think Genki is trying to justify his own sex with zombies.

ADMIT IT!
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2005-10-17, 1:26 AM #17
This is the best question EVER!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-10-17, 2:06 AM #18
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I think Genki is trying to justify his own sex with zombies.

ADMIT IT!


I did not have sexual relations with this man.

...

But he was having sexual relations with me!

That is my defence and I'm sticking to it.
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2005-10-17, 4:13 AM #19
Where's the poll response: WTF!!!???!
No sig.
2005-10-17, 5:06 AM #20
An alarming amount of people voted maybe...
2005-10-17, 5:39 AM #21
A friend of mine asked me a simillar mind-boggler. If a lesbian porn is made with two girls advertised as 'twins,' is it illegal under incest laws?
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2005-10-17, 7:13 AM #22
This comes up in WoW a lot.
2005-10-17, 7:22 AM #23
There are incest laws? lol! I thought that was just a question of sanity and well... disgust to touch a sibling sexually.

*shrugs*
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2005-10-17, 7:49 AM #24
Yeah but you don't understand my sister is really cute...
2005-10-17, 7:59 AM #25
This reminds me of the really old question. If you could have sex with your female self (as in you, but only female), would that be incest or masturbation?
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2005-10-17, 8:40 AM #26
[QUOTE=Squirrel King]If it's necrophelia between two zombies, then it's beastiality between animals.

So, no.[/QUOTE]

More accurately, it should be zoophilia.

...

What?
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2005-10-17, 8:49 AM #27
Originally posted by Deadman:

And it doesn't matter if they have reproductive organs or not. I don't care what american president you've been listening to.


Well, eventually there comes a point where the corpse will cease to be a body and will just become an unidentifiable mass of carbon, water and mold.

What's the term for having sex with an unidentifiable mass of carbon, water and mold?

i.e. humping a rotted log?
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2005-10-17, 11:45 AM #28
Why is everyone looking at me... I wouldn't do something like that! :em321:
2005-10-17, 11:51 AM #29
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
This reminds me of the really old question. If you could have sex with your female self (as in you, but only female), would that be incest or masturbation?



Hahahaha!!!
Pissed Off?
2005-10-17, 12:18 PM #30
For answers I suggest you consult the cult classis "Re-penetrator".
2005-10-17, 12:27 PM #31
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2005-10-17, 1:45 PM #32
Agrh! Why did I click on this thread, why? Argh!
2005-10-17, 1:55 PM #33
Originally posted by FullMetal:
Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel without a Pulse


ME WANTS ON PS2!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-10-17, 1:57 PM #34
Indeed
Pissed Off?
2005-10-17, 3:49 PM #35
This reminds me of "All You Zombies" by Robert Heinlein.

-Actually, it fits both subjects.

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