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2005-10-17, 2:25 PM #1
So, backstory: there's a lecture on time on Thursday, 4:00 PM to 5:00 PM. I want to see this lecture. It also gets me 5 extra credit points in Systems Analysis, bringing me to a B+/A- in the class. Two good things.

Bad thing: I have to help run a VBasic lab on Thursday, 4:00 PM to 5:00 PM. :( So I ask my coworkers if they can take my place. Most say no. Then, finally...

Me: "Hey, Ahmad, can you take over for my 4:00 to 5:00 on Thursday?"

Ahmad: "Hmm....okay, but on one condition."

Me: "Okay...what's the condition?"

Ahmad: "I take you out to dinner."

Well...what? I inquire to confirm that he said what I thought he said, and, indeed, he said what I thought he said. So, I think, is he gay? I didn't think so - he's Muslim, and I've not heard of many gay Muslims. Besides which, why would he be hitting on me, of all people?

Then he explains that there is a program going on where people fast on Thursday to learn more about Ramadan, and it is also a feed-the-needy program, where a corporate sponsor will donate money to aid programs for every person that fasts until break fast at 6:30. And Ahmad will buy me dinner at break fast.

Well, why not? It's for a good cause, it's a new experience, and I get to go to the lecture I wanted to. Hurray, hurray!

So, vibes, if you please. I've not done this type of thing before, so I've no idea how difficult it will be for me. So, as a precaution, I request vibrations.

[ Edit ] I neglected to mention - this fasting means that I can also not drink water. [ /Edit ]
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-10-17, 2:26 PM #2
*vibes*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzT

Sounds like fun.

SHIVA
2005-10-17, 2:28 PM #3
/me vibes
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2005-10-17, 2:28 PM #4
That is pretty cool. Interculturalism!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-10-17, 2:29 PM #5
Wolfy rocks.

*bzzaaaaaaazzt*
2005-10-17, 2:30 PM #6
Being islamic myself :o I can tell you, that Ramadan is no small treat.

Best advice I can give you is to be respectful.

*oscilliates*
2005-10-17, 2:30 PM #7
*shuffle*
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2005-10-17, 2:57 PM #8
Good luck
Pissed Off?
2005-10-17, 3:02 PM #9
He's actually gay and this "Ramadan" is homosexual propaganda to get you in the sack. Unibrows are a big hit with the gays.
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2005-10-17, 3:03 PM #10
Originally posted by JediKirby:
He's actually gay and this "Ramadan" is homosexual propaganda to get you in the sack. Unibrows are a big hit with the gays.



If it was, I would be a whole lot happier.

:em321:
2005-10-17, 3:34 PM #11
Never met a gay muslim?


YOU HAETER.
2005-10-17, 3:44 PM #12
See, THIS is an INTERESTING blog thread. Props to you, Wolfy. Drink a couple big cups of water right before you have to start fasting :p
2005-10-17, 3:55 PM #13
Originally posted by Warlord:
See, THIS is an INTERESTING blog thread. Props to you, Wolfy. Drink a couple big cups of water right before you have to start fasting :p


Which is what I should've done this morning.

:(
2005-10-17, 4:08 PM #14
Perhaps it's not a date. It is just possible that he wants to get to know you. It's even more possible that he want to convert you to Muslum.

EDIT: reads rest of post. Have fun fasting. Make him buy you a big dinner.
2005-10-17, 4:16 PM #15
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
Which is what I should've done this morning.

:(


/eats in front of you.
2005-10-17, 4:25 PM #16
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2005-10-17, 5:20 PM #17
You should have asked if they are serving food and drinks.

Originally posted by Wolfy:
...and it is also a feed-the-needy program, where a corporate sponsor will donate money to aid programs for every person that fasts until break fast at 6:30.


I believe this is another custom called Zakat (Am I right, Stinky?) where you give Charity to the poor. Or maybe it's just being nice. Either of the two is good.
2005-10-17, 5:53 PM #18
Originally posted by Anovis:
You should have asked if they are serving food and drinks.


As he said it was dinner at 6:30, I'd imagine there's food and drink. :p
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-10-17, 5:54 PM #19
Originally posted by Wolfy:
As he said it was dinner at 6:30, I'd imagine there's food and drink. :p


Nah. They're FASTING. It's just a bribe to get you to go. >.>
2005-10-17, 6:07 PM #20
Yes, that's why the meal is called break fast. :p
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

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