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Sexual Harassment.... Panda!
2005-10-19, 2:14 PM #1
So we were going over sexual harassment today.
"What are some obscene hand gestures you might make that would offend someone"

I blurt out shocker before anyone could beat me to it.

Teacher - "What's the shocker"

Me - *does the shocker*

Teacher(Female), completely shocked - "Um yea, OK, I get it. Please never do that again in my presence"


Share your shocker stories :) (That don't involve .. the actual use of it...)
2005-10-19, 2:16 PM #2
I don't know what the shocker is. :(

Unless of course.. you're talking about shocking someone with a cattle prod.

Done that before..

>.>

<.<
2005-10-19, 2:16 PM #3
...what's the Shocker?
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-10-19, 2:18 PM #4
I guess I'm just a CH junkie, but isn't this a more well known thing than from CH? Guess just wrong audience type..
Attachment: 7938/shocker.jpg (57,292 bytes)
2005-10-19, 2:23 PM #5
Hey, I can see my post in your pic!

So, that's the Shocker, huh? I've never seen that one before, and therefore it does not Shock me.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-10-19, 2:25 PM #6
Think of how this could be offensive. Sexually.


Two in the pink one in the stink
2005-10-19, 2:35 PM #7
Wait, is he moving his ring finger? If so, yeah, I see it.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-10-19, 2:43 PM #8
College humor has a plethora of pictures with Bob Saget and college students doing the shocker gesture with their hands.
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2005-10-19, 2:50 PM #9
Uhm...sorry to seem really stupid...but I still don't get what kind of shape or symbol or offensive object you are making with your hand...

In other words, spell it out for me :o .
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-10-19, 3:01 PM #10
For those who don't get it: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shocker

*WARNING! EXTREME SEXUAL CONTENT AND LANGUAGE! RATED R*

(This post'll probably get edited anyways, even with the warning. Oh well)
Stuff
2005-10-19, 3:07 PM #11
OH, LOL!

I get it now :D .
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-10-19, 3:10 PM #12
Pink and stink really should make it obvious.
Pissed Off?
2005-10-19, 4:21 PM #13
Can't believe you guys haven't heard of the legendary "Shocker".
2005-10-19, 4:52 PM #14
You know, before CH, that was called the stinger.

Sexual Harrassment Panda is the official mascot of the BSU marching band.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-10-19, 6:07 PM #15
[QUOTE=Edgar Allan Poe.]
"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never [mo], I would not again shock that [hoe]. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe.[/QUOTE]

funniest thing i have ever read

and yeh, i knew what is was, and shame on squirrel for corrupting young massassi minds.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-10-19, 6:14 PM #16
Originally posted by Ruthven:
funniest thing i have ever read

and yeh, i knew what is was, and shame on squirrel for corrupting young massassi minds.


I loved that too...and was going to post it, but was too lazy to edit it.
2005-10-19, 6:15 PM #17
OMG and thanks to Urban Dictionary i found out what my name is

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aaron
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-10-19, 6:26 PM #18
The opposite of a cheswick.

-I knew a guy named Cheswick once.
2005-10-20, 1:15 AM #19
Now I get it, it's "a paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball."
Very funny. :D
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-10-20, 8:29 AM #20
PANDA?!?!?!
2005-10-20, 8:32 AM #21
Originally posted by Ruthven:
OMG and thanks to Urban Dictionary i found out what my name is

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aaron


Me too! It almost fits me to a T, but I don't listen to metal
2005-10-20, 5:09 PM #22
Oh. My. God. I cannot believe I just read this thread...just..AGFHASFUASEGFUQWEUTJWEGFSDJHGJASHJGHSADJKGHAJK!


Anyway, went to school today and this girl comes up to me and does the shocker symbol and she's like "This means cool." And I just kind of raised an eyebrow, grinned and walked past her to my class because I read this last night...
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-10-20, 5:37 PM #23
wow.. that's ironic that she would up and do that right after you read about it.


And... We were doing a sexual harrassment unit in my training class at work and there were various scenarios and we had to mark whether or not they were appropriate for the work environment.. One of them was "Asking for sexual favors." I about pissed myself laughing.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-10-21, 1:33 PM #24
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wesley+long


DOH
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2005-10-21, 3:25 PM #25
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jarl

-Bettah represent.

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