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The Roadkill Thread
2005-10-19, 3:08 PM #1
Today, I was driving to uni, and I was going by the same park that I always do every day, and suddenly this big gray squirrel ran out in front of me, and I hit it with my two right tires. There was a bump, a sound of cracking bones, and then a second thump as my rear wheel went over it. I was moving fast (about 40 mph) , so there was no time to swerve or nothing else I could do. Poor damn squirrel never had a chance with roughly 1000 lbs of american steel bearing down on it. I looked back and I saw it writhing and twitching in the street. I would have gone back and finished it off if I had some kind of weapon, but I didn't have anything, so I had to keep going. I went home the same way, and it was dead in the gutter, and it was totally crushed where I hit it. It was the first thing that I've ever hit with my car. I feel bad about it b/c it died a miserable painful death, but it could have been worse. (it could have just as easily been someone's cat or something) Poor squirrel. :gbk:


I've killed lots of things on the computer, but this feels different b/c its real.


Anyways, post anything that you've killed with your car.
2005-10-19, 3:10 PM #2
I hit a butterfly once. :gbk: Sad times.
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2005-10-19, 3:11 PM #3
I hit a bird once. The worst part was that bits of him were in my grill.. and my little sisters were in the car, and they wanted to know why I wouldn't let them out. :gbk:
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2005-10-19, 3:11 PM #4
Never swerve on account of an animal. You'll only hurt/kill yourself or someone else. It's not worth it.
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2005-10-19, 3:11 PM #5
a flock of birds almost slammed into the side of my car once.
that was scary.
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2005-10-19, 3:13 PM #6
Originally posted by Avenger:
Never swerve on account of an animal. You'll only hurt/kill yourself or someone else. It's not worth it.



It was a side street and it was empty at the moment, so I could have swerved safely. I just didn't have time.
2005-10-19, 3:15 PM #7
Millions of squirrels.

Ok so maybe about 10.
2005-10-19, 3:54 PM #8
^ you kill your own kind?
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2005-10-19, 4:01 PM #9
Never driven over anything alive....I've had some close calls with crows and seagulls, which don't fly off until it's almost too late. stupid birds.

I did run over both the lawnmower and my sister's scooter, once...
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2005-10-19, 4:03 PM #10
A jackrabbit ran out from a large field off the road and right under my car as I was doing 45 MPHdown the road. I didn't hear and noises or feel any bumps, but when I looked out my rear view, I didn't see anything -- neither it running, nor it being dead. Upon I arriving home, I inspected my car, and discovered pair of brown, floppy ears sticking out from my wheel. I put on a pair of gloves, then pulled on the ears, and the head came out. :( I don't know where the body went.

That's the only one I've ever felt bad about. I've hit birds, squirrels, even snakes before, and never felt bad until the rabbit.
2005-10-19, 4:23 PM #11
two raccons a couple frogs and one bird that flew into my windshield.(bird brains are gross and dont wipe off easily.)
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2005-10-19, 4:49 PM #12
While driving home one night the biggest owl I've ever seen swooped down right into my windshield, making a loud thud, then rolled off the side and broke my side mirror. =\
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2005-10-19, 4:52 PM #13
I was driving home though a wooded area one night and a bat once swooped down and got caught in my windshield wipers. When I got home I unhooked it's wing from them and it sat there for 5 minutes and suddenly flew away.
2005-10-19, 4:52 PM #14
Originally posted by Echoman:
^ you kill your own kind?

I never said I was a *good* King.... :em321:

And now that I think about it more, I can remember hitting a couple unidentified things that didn't cause damage, but definately made a bump.

Also a possum once.
And a wolf. (It was already dead though, we just ran over it since it was too hard to avoid)
2005-10-19, 5:03 PM #15
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
I've killed lots of things on the computer, but this feels different b/c its real.


Lots of people here don't like you, but if we put you next to Jack Thompson you'd be a hero in comparison. ;)

2005-10-19, 5:21 PM #16
I once ran over a baby bunny rabbit with a lawnmower. True story. Ever since then I've been VERY vigilant for possible living things on the ground while mowing the lawn.
Stuff
2005-10-19, 5:25 PM #17
I've killed lots of birds... but it was with my shotgun.

I've never killed any living things with my car that I am aware of.
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2005-10-19, 6:12 PM #18
Originally posted by Avenger:
Never swerve on account of an animal. You'll only hurt/kill yourself or someone else. It's not worth it.

What if that animal is an elephant? :p
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2005-10-19, 6:27 PM #19
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
What if that animal is an elephant? :p


hahaha
2005-10-19, 6:31 PM #20
Who says vedio games desnsistize us!
I killed a daddy-longlegs... :gbk:
2005-10-19, 6:33 PM #21
Squirrels are plucky little creatures. I tried to kill one with a blow gun once, but he ran away with a metal dart all the way through him. That sucked. I don't understand how they can live through so much sometimes though.
2005-10-19, 6:40 PM #22
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Squirrels are plucky little creatures. I tried to kill one with a blow gun once, but he ran away with a metal dart all the way through him. That sucked.


You suck.
2005-10-19, 6:58 PM #23
That squirrel is a thief! It stole Obie's blowdart! :mad:
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2005-10-19, 7:07 PM #24
The reason I tried to kill it, is that it took all the tomatoes out of our garden all summer long. I had no idea it would survive with a steel dart in it. It probably died a few minutes later, but still.
2005-10-19, 7:14 PM #25
I've hit a couple squirrels and rabbits with my car. Ran over a snake with our lawnmower once too. That wasn't too pretty.
Life is beautiful.
2005-10-20, 11:52 AM #26
My cousin and I were firing copper b.b.'s from a scoped airsoft rifle at dragonflies over a lake once, and I, in a completely lucky shot, nailed one mid-air and the wings kept flying for a little but the body dropped into the water.
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2005-10-20, 6:27 PM #27
Not sure if I finished the poor thing off but some small sparrow like bird took off in front of my bike as I was shooting downhill. It flew off in the wrong direction and the next thing I saw was a plume of feathers coming off of my spokes :(
2005-10-20, 6:30 PM #28
Anyone else think this thread needs pics... :)
2005-10-21, 7:50 AM #29
I think I've had at least one kill with my car, Going down a dirt road from my friends house one night I saw what looked like a brown paper bag floating across the road, so I ignored it, but when I got closer there was like 4 rabbits in the middle of the lane and I just kept going, I heard a few thuds but nothing else, I think I saw something hop off the road in the aftermath, but it was kinda dark.

there was a little bit of fur on the bottom of the bummber thats it.

but once a dog hit ME...

Going down a road towards my school after lunch period with a truck full of my pals I passed a house with a big long hedge and just as I passed it a dog saw a squirel across the street and came charging out from the hedge after it, JUST as I was driving past it.

I herd a loud thump, a yelp and saw the dog turn around and run back into his yard... I slowed down a bit and saw the dog seemed fine and kept going...

there was a small dent in the side of the truck and a bunch of fur, this was dog was HUGE.
The Gas Station
2005-10-21, 8:46 AM #30
My mom was driving the car on the day before Christmas once and she hit a dove. :p
It didn't move.
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2005-10-21, 9:28 AM #31
[QUOTE=DJ Insaneo]Anyone else think this thread needs pics... :)[/QUOTE]HAHAHA YEAH

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