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Homer likes the 'kahk'
2005-10-20, 1:43 PM #1
http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3465547
Quote:
HOLLYWOOD - Legendary TV cartoon The Simpsons made its debut on Arab television earlier this month, with a few changes to suit the local audience.


The animated show, retitled Al Shamshoon, is being shown across the region on network MBC. Among the changes are the characters' names--lazy dad Homer becomes Omar, while young rascal Bart is renamed Badr--and the removal of all mention of anything banned by religious text the Koran, like beer and bacon.

As such, Homer's beloved Duff beer has been changed into a fizzy drink, while Moe's bar has been written out of the show. Elsewhere, hotdogs are turned into Egyptian beef sausages and donuts are Arab cookies, or 'kahk.’

MBC's Michel Costandi says, "I think The Simpsons will open new horizons for us to the future by creating a new genre of programming that will appeal to young adults in the Middle East." The Simpsons has been entertaining Americans, and millions around the globe, for 17 years.


Am I the only one here who is thinking about that one scene in EuroTrip where that guy is getting new episodes of Miami Vice and asking "Where's the beef?"
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-10-20, 1:45 PM #2
KAK! KAK!
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-10-20, 1:47 PM #3
Er, I bet alot of the jokes will fall flat with the translations/changes/difference of cultures.
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2005-10-20, 1:52 PM #4
Thank goodness.

For some reason I read Kahk as cock.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-10-20, 2:01 PM #5
Originally posted by Jepman:
For some reason I read Kahk as cock.


Same here :(
2005-10-20, 2:03 PM #6
That's why I typed it that way in the subject.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-10-20, 2:19 PM #7
This is sad, I thought Kak.
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-10-20, 2:23 PM #8
Yeah, this is pretty old news. I think they got Al Shamoosh or whatever a few weeks ago, if not a month or so.
D E A T H
2005-10-20, 2:36 PM #9
You mean it isn't April 1st?

Simpsons without beer and bacon? That's funny, but not ha-ha funny.
2005-10-20, 2:38 PM #10
Wasn't it the sense of the Simpsons to be sometimes political incorrect in order broaden the mind of the viewer?
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-10-20, 2:42 PM #11
And no Moe?! No Moe??!!

Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what? For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unless you're on a _team_.
2005-10-20, 8:26 PM #12
But... That's our Moo! :(
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-10-20, 8:29 PM #13
You all thought cock and kak, *i* accidentally read it as Khaki
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-10-20, 9:16 PM #14
So...what exactly is the point of showing it over there if they're just going to cut out the good stuff?
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-10-20, 10:33 PM #15
Right on.
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2005-10-20, 10:36 PM #16
So...now Omar will get intoxicated by drinking a "fizzy drink?"

Will someone please explain to me how this makes sense? :p
2005-10-20, 10:48 PM #17
Hmm. They'd better edit out the nuclear plant where Homer works, don't want them to get any ideas.

ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
2005-10-20, 10:49 PM #18
ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLAH?
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2005-10-20, 10:58 PM #19
lol terrorism
2005-10-20, 11:00 PM #20
ur such a terrist
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2005-10-20, 11:43 PM #21
الڵة يحب أمر
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-10-21, 9:35 AM #22
Originally posted by Roach:
الڵة يحب أمر


omg terrorist!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-10-21, 10:27 AM #23
'splodes
2005-10-21, 10:51 AM #24
Originally posted by Schming:
omg terrorist!

جهاد المصسي
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-10-21, 1:22 PM #25
i read it as kahk...
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2005-10-21, 8:03 PM #26
Originally posted by Roach:

جهاد المصسي



TRANSLATES TO "YOUR MOM"
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2005-10-21, 8:12 PM #27
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']So...now Omar will get intoxicated by drinking a "fizzy drink?"

Will someone please explain to me how this makes sense? :p
Hey, man, that carbonation is pretty strong ****.
2005-10-21, 9:39 PM #28
Originally posted by NoESC:
TRANSLATES TO "YOUR MOM"

Or "Massassi's Jihad"...which I'm no longer so sure was a good idea to put up...anyone have any idea how often these forums are combed by feds?
omnia mea mecum porto

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