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What's wrong with this picture?
2005-10-23, 8:32 AM #1
So, two nights ago, my friends and I are bored, so we decide, "Hey, we've got Cinemax on demand. Let's watch some softcore porn!" So, we're cycling through the listing, when we see "Busty Cops," starring Gene Hackman and Dennis Quaid.

Well. We don't really want to see Gene Hackman and Dennis Quaid in a 2003 porno. But, then again...we do. So we have to see it. Needless to say, it was ridiculously funny and stupid. So, I decide to post a picture as evidence here. And then I notice that the cast has changed.
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2005-10-23, 8:37 AM #2
O_o
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2005-10-23, 8:40 AM #3
mmmm... Sean Connery porn...
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2005-10-23, 9:06 AM #4
Maybe it's just me, but watching porn with your friend seems really really weird.
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2005-10-23, 9:14 AM #5
You've never done it? It's fun.

A couple years ago for my friends 18th we bought a bunch of BAD porn movies and watched them at his girlfriends house with the her family.
2005-10-23, 9:14 AM #6
We watch it occasionally when we're bored. And laugh at it because it's so lame.
2005-10-23, 9:25 AM #7
To me, porn has only one purpose.

And that purpose cannot be accomplished while watching with a friend.

But that's just me.
Stuff
2005-10-23, 9:49 AM #8
Kyle, that depends on the friend...
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2005-10-23, 9:55 AM #9
Nothing wrong with that picture.

>.>
2005-10-23, 9:56 AM #10
That it does, that it do.... oh hi, RTgrl... uhhh... *gets killed in a horribly violent manner*
Stuff
2005-10-23, 10:13 AM #11
So it actually had them in there?
2005-10-23, 10:20 AM #12
So what was the "plot" or "set of pointless actions that leads to the porn shots?"
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2005-10-23, 10:21 AM #13
No, they are not really in there.

If they were, they had implants.
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2005-10-23, 11:23 AM #14
Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
No, they are not really in there.

If they were, they had implants.


Connery implants... :eek:
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2005-10-23, 11:26 AM #15
He's the woman now, dog.
Stuff
2005-10-23, 11:29 AM #16
I watch porn with my ex-girlfriend.
2005-10-23, 1:25 PM #17
Originally posted by kyle90:
He's the woman now, dog.


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2005-10-23, 2:18 PM #18
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2005-10-23, 2:43 PM #19
It's hilarious to watch *stuff* with friends. Just looking at their faces... especially when they bring in the horses... is priceless.

Me and a particular friend had a good laugh a few nights ago.
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2005-10-23, 5:14 PM #20
Sometimes porn can be better with friends.

;)
2005-10-23, 5:22 PM #21
I have seen that movie!

It's pretty lame... well... sort of.
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2005-10-23, 6:26 PM #22
my school sponsored a viewing of 'edward penishands'. it was great.
2005-10-23, 6:30 PM #23
Originally posted by ragna:
my school sponsored a viewing of 'edward penishands'. it was great.


Ah, Dillo Day. Such a good day. :D
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2005-10-23, 6:50 PM #24
[QUOTE=Kieran Horn]Maybe it's just me, but watching porn with your friend seems really really weird.[/QUOTE]
Meh, I watched softcore porn on cinemax with my roommate once... but it wasn't for the porn.... we're really into bad movies, and with a name like "Playmate of the apes"... who could resist?!
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2005-10-23, 6:52 PM #25
haha... i've seen playmate of the apes too.
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