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A Cerious Dilemma
2005-10-23, 9:15 PM #1
Ok, so you’ve eaten all the delicious Frosty Wheaty biscuits from box of Frosted Mini-Wheats (with or without milk, I’m not here to judge)… and now you a stuck with cereal bag quarter full of ground up wheat strands and frosting…

What do you do?
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2005-10-23, 9:19 PM #2
Get rid of the bag. I don't like the little bits.

And it's with milk. I am here to judge.
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2005-10-23, 9:19 PM #3
put just enough milk in to make it slightly soggy
pretend it's frosted oatmeal
enjoy
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-23, 9:20 PM #4
Write a poem about it and say that these strands of wheat represent the corruption of your soul, the dust from the decay of human existence, and the innocent tears of those who are oppressed by the evil Bush Administration.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-10-23, 9:29 PM #5
Put just enough milk into it to form a thick sludge, add sugar/fruit/whatever to taste, enjoy!
2005-10-23, 9:34 PM #6
Originally posted by Primate:
Put just enough milk into it to form a thick sludge, add sugar/fruit/whatever to taste, enjoy!

Edible sludge ftw!
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-23, 9:37 PM #7
Yummy. Sludge of wheat.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-10-23, 10:17 PM #8
Mmm... delicious...
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2005-10-24, 4:32 AM #9
Toss that ****. Only kids and catfish eat **** at the bottom of boxes/lakes.
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2005-10-24, 4:59 AM #10
Wheres the option for "What the fritzenhimmel are Frosted Mini-Wheats?"?
nope.
2005-10-24, 6:22 AM #11
I would carry the bag around all day as a snack bag. And I would eat it with my hands. Barbarians, all of you.
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2005-10-24, 6:29 AM #12
Mail it to me, AND I SHALL DEVOUR IT.
2005-10-24, 11:29 AM #13
Originally posted by Schming:
Toss that ****. Only kids and catfish eat **** at the bottom of boxes/lakes.


+1
2005-10-24, 12:04 PM #14
Originally posted by Schming:
Toss that ****. Only kids and catfish eat **** at the bottom of boxes/lakes.



ROFL!

I don't usually eat it, but I have. If I don't, my dad will probably pour it in his cereal before its thrown away.

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