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Cell phone call

2005-10-25, 5:15 PM #1

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

Just got sent this link in an e-mail. Never seen it posted here, so I thought I'd share. A guy calling on his cell phone witnesses an accident, and apparently leaves this message on his friends answering machine.

Find it here

Life is beautiful.

2005-10-25, 5:26 PM #2

Aesiriia

Doesn't have the gall

Posts: 1,032

That's absolutely hilarious.

2005-10-25, 5:56 PM #3

The MAZZTer

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Posts: 6,095

I swear I've heard this before. <3 though.

2005-10-25, 6:01 PM #4

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

yeah, old news. but funny.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-10-25, 6:18 PM #5

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

"HES BEATIN HIM WITH AN UM BRELLAR! AH HA HA HA HAAAA"

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2005-10-25, 6:27 PM #6

BurrBoy

Has nothing.

Posts: 2,246

I heard this once a long time ago. I was crying.

The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.

2005-10-26, 1:36 AM #7

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

Damn that was funny!

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2005-10-26, 7:31 AM #8

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

I dont find anything amusing.

I cant understand a word the american is saying, i cant follow it.

But lets assume its funny :rolleyes:

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2005-10-26, 11:07 AM #9

JudgeDredd

Believed in Green Men

Posts: 1,370

I would give my left leg to have see that.

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2005-10-26, 6:19 PM #10

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

And I would give your right to see it.

I'm going to listen to it again and again

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2005-10-26, 8:36 PM #11

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I didn't think it was that funny, but maybe that's because I couldn't get myself into the context as hearing this as an answering machine message

一个大西瓜

2005-10-26, 8:56 PM #12

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

It's fake.

2005-10-27, 1:45 AM #13

Grim Zombie

As opposed to Happy Zombie

Posts: 378

any one know wether its real or fake for sure?, or alteast with some amount of proof?

I couldn't tell for sure if this was real or fake, I thinking it a fake, but don't have any real proof...

2005-10-27, 3:40 AM #14

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

If it's fake, it's really good acting.

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