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Toilet Paper: Scrunch or Fold?
2005-10-26, 6:37 PM #41
Scrunch
2005-10-26, 6:52 PM #42
I don't have time to fold
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2005-10-26, 7:19 PM #43
I scrunch THEN flatten. Not only does it give you durable scrubbing power, but it allows for a re-use. It's the ultimate in advanced hygiene.
2005-10-26, 7:23 PM #44
Reusing toilet paper is NOT advanced hygiene. It's just plain nasty.
Stuff
2005-10-26, 7:28 PM #45
I did mean folding to get two more clean sides, one for the wipe and one for the grip (unless you think that's also nasty). Ah well, it saves a bundle, and we all wash our hands afterward anyway.....right?
2005-10-26, 7:30 PM #46
You know, it had never even occured to me that people folded until a thread like this came up a few years ago. I instantly realized that folding would be both cleaner and feel better, and I've never gone back to scrunching. True story.
2005-10-26, 8:32 PM #47
Fold, *****es.
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2005-10-26, 8:33 PM #48
Foldyscrunch. or scrunchyfold.
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2005-10-26, 8:41 PM #49
Originally posted by Aglar:
You know, it had never even occured to me that people folded until a thread like this came up a few years ago. I instantly realized that folding would be both cleaner and feel better, and I've never gone back to scrunching. True story.


I actually never realized that people scrunched. And now that I know it still sounds gross.

Folding all the way.
2005-10-26, 8:52 PM #50
Originally posted by Deadman:
People fold???


***.

Real men scrunch.
2005-10-26, 8:56 PM #51
Wow, Savage.

Did I miss something? Where did Aglar pop back from?
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2005-10-26, 9:32 PM #52
Every book I've been reading on backcountry trekking in south America recommends using leaves or grass instead of TP in order to protect the environment. So I guess if I find leaves, I'll fold, but when only grass is available, I'll scrunch.
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2005-10-26, 9:33 PM #53
Scrunching ferns is acceptable.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-10-26, 9:36 PM #54
Fold.

then
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2005-10-26, 9:42 PM #55
I wouldn't fold with that; that's a good hand.
Stuff
2005-10-26, 9:57 PM #56
Originally posted by kyle90:
I wouldn't fold with that; that's a good hand.


You didn't get it.
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2005-10-26, 9:59 PM #57
Yeah, I got it. It's a "flush". Haha. I was making a different pun about how he said "fold".
Stuff
2005-10-26, 10:04 PM #58
Scrunch
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2005-10-26, 10:07 PM #59
SPE'S THREAD > THIS
2005-10-27, 7:31 AM #60
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
Ah well, it saves a bundle, and we all wash our hands afterward anyway.....right?
You'd be surprised... some people come out of the stall, grab a paper towel, rub their hands, and leave without going near the sink.

Why you wouldn't wash your hands (at the very least after a number 2) is beyond me...
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2005-10-27, 7:48 AM #61
Ruthven uses Banana Leaves :) :p :p :p
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2005-10-27, 8:29 AM #62
Ruthven likes Other Men :) :p :p :p
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2005-10-27, 8:48 AM #63
I have a confession to make, I bought a toilet that squirts jets up my butt to clean it. I'm part of the organization, "Save the trees" and I strongly believe in it. Thou shalt not scrub thy own anus.







Ok so that was a poor attempt at comedy.
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2005-10-27, 9:22 AM #64
I think it was in the movie Demolition Man that Stalone goes to take a dump and all he finds there is a seashell, which is supposed to be what people use in the future instead of TP. You should try that Jep.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2005-10-27, 10:06 AM #65
What we need is nanobots that you put up your anus once and they take care of releiving you of your waste, so you never have to take dumps anymore.
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