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Should I get my mullet cut?
2005-10-28, 9:14 PM #41
I do wash it once a day

Edit: Its probably cause I've had my hat on all day.
2005-10-28, 9:15 PM #42
Keep it! By sporting that mullet, you're representing everything this country was built on. Son, it's your patriotic duty to keep that mullet. If you cut it, the terrorists have already won!
2005-10-28, 9:17 PM #43
But I'm Canadian
2005-10-28, 9:20 PM #44
Bah, you just wasted a minute of my life that I can never get back! Damn Canadians!

But seriously, unless you really don't like it, I say keep it.
2005-10-28, 9:36 PM #45
This cannot be stressed enough.

Quote:
TH89 says:
Okay, let me make this more clear
TH89 says:
There is this guy who goes to my school
TH89 says:
He wears a pinstriped polo shirt
TH89 says:
That he tucks into his pants always
TH89 says:
And suspenders
TH89 says:
And his pant cuffs stop about four inches above his ankles
TH89 says:
The mullet is worse than all that combined
2005-10-28, 9:39 PM #46
ZOMG YOU STOLE MY INTERNETS

*cries
2005-10-28, 10:01 PM #47
Whoa, it looks pretty 80s.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2005-10-28, 11:09 PM #48
You're not supposed to shampoo your hair every day. It can damage your hair. Do it every other day max.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-10-28, 11:52 PM #49
Originally posted by Freelancer:
You're not supposed to shampoo your hair every day. It can damage your hair. Do it every other day max.

But please, Rinse & Repeat.
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-29, 12:04 AM #50
Do we even NEED a thread questioning whether or not it should be cut?

Less typing. More cutting.
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2005-10-29, 3:12 AM #51
Cut your hair into a surfer style thing.

WIth your blonde hair it would work well.

Doesnt matter if u're the surfing type at all, women love it.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-10-29, 3:35 AM #52
Don't cut it. I just got back from the barbers [first time in 3 or 4 months] and they've raped my head AGAIN.

I'm never going back to that kak-hole. :mad:
nope.
2005-10-29, 9:14 AM #53
If you keep it, grow some facial hair.

...like this:

[http://www.mulletlovers.com/images/stache.jpg]




Or maybe like this:

[http://www.mulletlovers.com/images/mullet_yellow_medium.jpg]

:p
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-10-29, 9:21 AM #54
Be sure to visit the mullet gallery to support your local rednecks.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-10-29, 9:23 AM #55
Too bad there are a few nonmullets on that side. Stupid people, can't even spot a difference.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-10-29, 9:25 AM #56
Yeah, what would mulletlovers.com know?
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-10-29, 9:32 AM #57
Rather, what would the Bible know.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-10-29, 9:36 AM #58
Good point, good point.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-10-29, 10:04 AM #59
Ruthven, what do you mean by a surfer style?
2005-10-29, 10:50 AM #60
Cut everything off except a strand behind the ear and then you can have a Padawan braid.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2005-10-30, 4:07 PM #61
cut it, cut it!
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-10-30, 4:30 PM #62
I'm waiting for Ruthven to answer my question.
2005-10-30, 4:51 PM #63
I think that's just long hair all over instead of where in a mullet its long hair grown from just the backside of the head.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-10-31, 2:32 AM #64
yeah, get it a tiny bit shorter than you currently have at the front (all over), buy some dry wax and just mess it up. that be good hair.
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2005-10-31, 3:49 AM #65
Cut it. Just because cutting things is cool.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-10-31, 6:51 AM #66
A mullet is a crime against humanity! cut it!
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2005-10-31, 6:55 AM #67
On the positive side, dye it and put on some glasses, and you can talk about your ding-ding-dong.
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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-10-31, 6:55 AM #68
Haha, 812 - 14.
2005-10-31, 10:05 AM #69
You mean 61987653 to 14.
2005-10-31, 10:29 AM #70
Everyone in the world is against your mullet, apparently.

SO CUT THAT ****.
2005-10-31, 11:18 AM #71
Ow, my face.

The haircutter cut the front too short:( Now I have to grow the front back.

After and Before shots.
2005-10-31, 11:26 AM #72
NO, short is BETTER. Also, blond pubestaches are ESPECIALLY disgusting, keep your face well shaved until you are able to grow a full beard. So like, until you're 25.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-10-31, 11:33 AM #73
I just shaved, I dont have anything in that first pic.
2005-10-31, 11:35 AM #74
Cut CUT CUT CUT.

I have long hair, but it's long all round, so ... that's ok.

And I swear we don't have 61987653 users who even could've voted yes.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-10-31, 12:00 PM #75
Hey, give the guy a break. I think it's a definite improvement, congratulations.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2005-10-31, 12:11 PM #76
He cuts his mullet and all you do is complain? Ahahaha!

Good jorb.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-10-31, 1:06 PM #77
Looks 1000 times better, well done.
Warhead[97]
2005-10-31, 1:08 PM #78
THANK YOU OVERLORD

BUT OUR MULLET IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
2005-10-31, 1:14 PM #79
I was thinking of keeping it and putting it on ebay. But I changed my mine because that would be a weird request to ask a haircutter.
2005-10-31, 1:56 PM #80
You could have kept it and sold it to one of those wigs-for-cancer-patient deals.
Anyway, definite improvement. Welcome to the 21st century. :)
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
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