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ForumsDiscussion Forum → Michael Knight vs Macgyver vs Magnum PI vs Sonny Crockett vs Mr T
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Michael Knight vs Macgyver vs Magnum PI vs Sonny Crockett vs Mr T
2005-10-31, 8:01 AM #1
A fight to the death.

Who would win?
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2005-10-31, 8:06 AM #2
Macgyver would craft a strategic weapon of some sort using gravel and a paintbrush.
2005-10-31, 8:16 AM #3
Ack! i meant to put Mr. T and someow voted Magnum PI. :(
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2005-10-31, 8:19 AM #4
I pity the fool who don't vote for the T.
2005-10-31, 8:20 AM #5
Well if you look at my name, I think that's obvious....


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2005-10-31, 8:29 AM #6
Mr. T is for the win, foo'.
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2005-10-31, 8:29 AM #7
I think Michael Knight has got a very good chance. KITT is indestructible, unlike anyone else's car / van.
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2005-10-31, 8:51 AM #8
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, obviously!
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2005-10-31, 8:52 AM #9
Originally posted by Spork:
I think Michael Knight has got a very good chance. KITT is indestructible, unlike anyone else's car / van.



Mr.T could just MAKE a new car out of junk.
2005-10-31, 8:54 AM #10
I'll vote for MacGyver.

Even though all of them have pretty damn ace themes. But not like MacGyver's über one.
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2005-10-31, 8:58 AM #11
Originally posted by Spork:
I think Michael Knight has got a very good chance. KITT is indestructible, unlike anyone else's car / van.

Does he get KITT though? And really, KITT is a separate being - he's not just a normal car, he's sentient.

And even so, after KITT lost his super shielding whatever after season 3 (I think), Macgyver could take him out with makeshift landmine crafted from a road flare and a barrel of water.
2005-10-31, 9:01 AM #12
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Does he get KITT though? And really, KITT is a separate being - he's not just a normal car, he's sentient.

And even so, after KITT lost his super shielding whatever after season 3 (I think), Macgyver could take him out with makeshift landmine crafted from a road flare and a barrel of water.


He got the molecular bonded shell back, when he and Michael returned to Knight Industries. But He also got to keep all the other nifty upgrades as well.
2005-10-31, 9:10 AM #13
Mr T, but only because the transformers aren't there.
2005-10-31, 9:18 AM #14
General Jack "MacGyver" O'Neill with an F302. :D
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2005-10-31, 9:20 AM #15
MacGyver would win by making a biological weapon out of a pencil sharpener and twine, and then make a gas mask for himself using a cheese shredder and a back scratcher.
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2005-10-31, 9:37 AM #16
MacGyver would win by making a biological weapon out of a pencil sharpener and twine, and then make a gas mask for himself using a cheese shredder and a back scratcher.
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2005-10-31, 10:37 AM #17
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2005-10-31, 10:39 AM #18
Ooh, double post.

MacGyver for the win. He turns an gum wrapper into a tactical nuke and wipes the others from the face of the planet.
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2005-10-31, 10:59 AM #19
I'm gonna have to go with MacGuyver as well. He'd make a bazooka out of a muffler and tennis ball and blow them all to pieces (he actually did that in one episode, except it was a wooden steering wheel ball from an old car instead of a tennis ball).
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2005-10-31, 11:00 AM #20
MacGyver for the loss.
2005-10-31, 11:23 AM #21
[QUOTE=Daeron the Nerfherder][http://www.albertspage.it/sigle_tv/foto/Troppo%20forte24.jpg]
Other: Sledge Hammer :D[/QUOTE]


TRUE! He DID blow up the world at the end of Season 1.
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2005-10-31, 12:04 PM #22
MacGyver (mullet)

Mr. T (Chops)

Mr. T = Win
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2005-10-31, 12:17 PM #23
Macguyver, because he could form a matter disingigrator with sand and his own underpants.
nope.
2005-10-31, 12:18 PM #24
Originally posted by Shintock:
I pity the fool who don't vote for the T.


^
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2005-10-31, 12:53 PM #25
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2005-10-31, 1:28 PM #26
Stay here Pete.
But Macgyver!-
-No time! Stay here.

*music picks up as macgyver runs a mile in the span of two cuts.*

*music becomes technical*

Macgyver puts a rubber band in between two poles, then pulls it back and holds it in place with a third pole.

"you know, my dad used to tell me when I'd play with my friends by the creek, don't throw things at your buddies, but somehow I always found myself getting into trouble. My favorite object was the slingshot"

Macgyver uses a hose to get some gasoline out of a car engine, then proceeds to wrap a stick with cloth from the gasoline.

"Another hting my dad told me to do was never play with fire. I burned my hand a number of times trying to make my own personal small fires outside, and somehow I'd always get into trouble."

puts the torch in the rubber band and lanches it into hte crowd of Mr. T and everyone else.

Pete sees an explosion from a mile away
"Good job macgyver!"
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2005-10-31, 1:52 PM #27
MacGyver, obviously. He'd strike with some improvised invention you'd never see coming.
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2005-10-31, 2:23 PM #28
Yeah, he'd like.. choke you with a nuice made out of his mullet.
2005-10-31, 2:24 PM #29
Originally posted by Shintock:
I pity the fool who don't vote for the T.


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2005-10-31, 2:25 PM #30
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2005-10-31, 2:34 PM #31
I voted Mr. T.

If this was between the actors, David Hasselhoff would win hands down. Du is a beautiful song.
2005-10-31, 3:38 PM #32
Mr. T always falls for the sleeping pill in the hamburger. That loses him so many points right there.
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2005-10-31, 5:19 PM #33
Sonny Crockett. He'd distract the rest of them with his facial hair, and then send Elvis after them. Also, he lives on a boat. Oh, and he can shoot an assault rifle with one hand, and a pistol with the other and still maintain almost perfect accuracy.
2005-10-31, 5:34 PM #34
I just realized that Chuck Norris could kick some major *** too.

But Mr. T> All
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2005-10-31, 5:46 PM #35
Let's have an experiment and throw each of these characters into a FFA DM in a random location, say a desert, with nothing but the clothes on their backs, their fit bodies, and their minds. Oh, and of course, sand . . .

Michael Knight (Knight Rider) becomes worthless because he needs KITT to do anything.

Magnum PI needs a gun to fight. He's done before the mayhem begins.

Sonny Crockett (Miami Vice) is a detective but what he is going to deduce in a wasteland? Yeah, forget this loser.

Mr T (The A Team) will go blind because the sun will shine off his massive bling bling and burn his retinas. A blind man obviously won't do well.

As for some other 80s TV icon, we can't be sure.

That leaves MacGyver who has Special Forces experience along with mastery in doing anything with anything. He will probably be able to use the heat and the sand to make glass which can be molded into a blade. Then he can simply use the remaining sand to create a bunker and then cut the others down as they try to rush in. He wins. UNSTOPPABLE.
2005-10-31, 6:48 PM #36
They get everything available to them during the course of a normal episode.
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2005-10-31, 7:51 PM #37
Someone should download a bunch of episodes from the series and start splicing. Like one shot could be of KITT driving down the road, then cut to Mr. T. (or something) throwing a grenade or some dynamite or something, then cut to a car blowing up and spinning in midair (they got a bunch of those on the A-Team, might be able to find one that looks like KITT :)).

2005-10-31, 7:59 PM #38
[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]Someone should download a bunch of episodes from the series and start splicing. Like one shot could be of KITT driving down the road, then cut to Mr. T. (or something) throwing a grenade or some dynamite or something, then cut to a car blowing up and spinning in midair (they got a bunch of those on the A-Team, might be able to find one that looks like KITT :)).[/QUOTE]

Download? Season 1 and 2 of Knight Rider are always at hand!


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Not to mention a functional working replica of KITT!
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2005-10-31, 8:01 PM #39
[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]then cut to a car blowing up and spinning in midair (they got a bunch of those on the A-Team, might be able to find one that looks like KITT :)).[/QUOTE]You're forgetting about KARR. It looks like KITT except it has silver trim. You probably wouldn't notice as it's blowing up though.
2005-10-31, 8:35 PM #40
I only watched that show a long long time ago ok? And I was little. I don't even watch TV much anymore, and when I do sometimes I'm lucky enough to catch an A-Team episode. <3

And I don't remember a KARR. Either I didn't see those episodes or I have forgotten.

Heck all I really remember is this guy had a really cool, sentient, talking car. With lots of gadgets on it.

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