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I have some chick problems...
2005-10-31, 5:47 PM #1
[http://akimichi.homeunix.net/~emile/shinka/5/slides/chick-1.jpg]

How do I get this little kid away from my chick without hurting her feelings? I need that chick for my farm!
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2005-10-31, 5:50 PM #2
Take her to Chik-fil-a.
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2005-10-31, 5:53 PM #3
I'm sorry, but what's the point to this thread?
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2005-10-31, 5:53 PM #4
What's the point of life?

Discover the answer to that and you will understand the purpose of this thread in the overall scheme of predestination, time, and God.
2005-10-31, 5:54 PM #5
to keep this idiotic mundane "massassi has chick problems" thread continuity with a twist.
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2005-10-31, 6:07 PM #6
Heheh...ok.

Anyway, so there's this one hot chick I know. She doesn't know I like her, but she doesn't speak my language either. Whenever I try to talk to her she always goes "cluck cluck, BAWK" and I freak out. Any ideas? I'll get the pix of her hawtnezzz up later, but she looks kind of like that one Veger posted. The white thing I mean, not the oriental girl.
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2005-10-31, 6:08 PM #7
Tell her that it has the bird flu and that she will die if she doesn't give it up.
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2005-10-31, 6:33 PM #8
Dude, all we can do is give you our opinions, but you really just have to talk to that little girl and let her know your feelings. Tell her what you told us and remember to just be yourself.
2005-10-31, 7:25 PM #9
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
I'm sorry, but what's the point to this thread?


It's a joke, bub.
Pissed Off?
2005-10-31, 9:42 PM #10
But she might CRY!!!

What do I do? People will stare at me after I take the chick from her.

Seriously, I've got some major nervous drama issues with this. ADVICE!!!!
:P
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2005-10-31, 11:01 PM #11
Ooooohhhhh I had a little chicky that wouldn't lay an egg,
so I poured hot water up and down its leg!
And the little chicky cried and the little chicky begged,
and the little chicky laid a hard boiled egg!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2005-10-31, 11:53 PM #12
That's not a chick...that's a space station.
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