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Girl problem
2005-10-31, 10:27 PM #1
(forum game in disguise)

I'm a girl trapped in a boy's body. How do I convince my friend, who is a boy trapped in a girl's body, who likes girls, to like me?

Most intuitive/funny/clever/witty response wins.

No mean stuff :p
一个大西瓜
2005-10-31, 10:40 PM #2
Beer.
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2005-10-31, 11:33 PM #3
Um, im pretty sure if a boy was trapped in a girls body would be preoccupied for a bit. If you know what i mean.

Edit: I think I interpreted this wrong, very wrong:S
*is so lost
2005-10-31, 11:36 PM #4
Originally posted by Veger:
Beer.

.
Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point.
2005-10-31, 11:47 PM #5
¬G→¬B ≡ B→G
So she's really a girl.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-11-01, 12:47 AM #6
Unnnnnh! MY BRAIN!!!!
Ban Jin!
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2005-11-01, 5:15 AM #7
Heres another vote for Beer...
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2005-11-01, 5:17 AM #8
Making fun of Correction?
2005-11-01, 6:18 AM #9
hmmm well start off by writing him a poem explaining the situation and about how much you love him. eg

Free Heart

My heart is caged, by your soul.
both of us trapped in the shells of our own desperasions
you hold the key to release my heart and let our souls,
bond. ect ect ect.

then you give him wild sex because all boys love sex, and if a chick is good at it, he like em. BTW you have to be hot as a chick.

If all that fails get them to got out to a pub with oy and slip a few rop into his drink, you get what you want for the night. ;) ;) ;)
Anarchistic, Srunched. you got a problem i got some metal storms lets settle this out side.
2005-11-01, 6:51 AM #10
The answer to this problem is simple: brain transplant. That way, he's a boy in a boy's body and you're a girl in a girl's body; and you can live happily ever after.
Stuff
2005-11-01, 8:50 AM #11
...um... 42?
2005-11-01, 9:34 PM #12
NO THIS SUCKS MORE ADVICE
一个大西瓜
2005-11-01, 9:36 PM #13
Five simple words.

"I triple dog dare ya!"
2005-11-01, 9:37 PM #14
[edit]

blah, just ignore htis post.
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2005-11-01, 9:43 PM #15
Go watch the Hot Chick
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