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Girls are stupid.

2005-11-01, 1:40 PM #1

Zloc_Vergo

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Girls are stupid. Post reasons why.

This girl I like didn't bother to tell me in person she didn't like me but rather sent her friend to tell me.

Oh..and you female Massassians, sorry. I'm not trying to stereotype, most of you are cool. >.> <.<

I had a blog. It sucked.

2005-11-01, 1:47 PM #2

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Fat whores at work always trying to flirt with me. Why do I always get stuck with the easy fat girls instead of the no-self-esteem fat girls? :mad:

At least with the latter I could theoretically get some peace and quiet.

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2005-11-01, 1:53 PM #3

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

That actually happens everywhere round the world. It's one of Murphy's Laws I believe.

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2005-11-01, 1:55 PM #4

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Let "girls" = x
Let "evil" = y

Axioms:

1. Girls require time (t) and money (m).
2. Time is money.
3. Money is the root of all evil (y).

x = t * m (axiom 1)
x = m * m (axiom 2)
x = m^2 (Let this be equation 1)

m = +/-sqrt(y) (axiom 3)
(m)^2 = [sqrt(y)]^2
y = m^2 (Let this be equation 2)

Therefore, by equating equations 1 and 2:

x = m^2 = y
x = y

Therefore, girls = evil.

Stuff

2005-11-01, 1:56 PM #5

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

I agree, girls are stupid.

But so am I. And so are guys. And so are people in general. So we're all even.

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- Pablo Picasso

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2005-11-01, 2:04 PM #6

Delphian

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Posts: 2,647

I was on the bus last week and this black girl was all *****ing with her friends about random crap, then a bunch of people got on the bus and she was just standing there in everybody's way. The driver told her to move all the way to the back of the bus to make room for other people, but that damn girl just stood there with this proud mug on her face, wouldn't budge.

So some girls I don't like, but most are nice.

2005-11-01, 2:10 PM #7

Overlord

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Posts: 2,035

When they are evil. Like satan evil.

2005-11-01, 3:10 PM #8

Avenger

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Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

That's because you all are 12. Girls tend to be really shy at that age.

Girls aren't stupid. I like girls, more importantly, I like one in particular and she likes me back. :p

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2005-11-01, 3:53 PM #9

Reid

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Posts: 9,114

Girls aren't stupid.. Unless if their I.Q. is lower than 100, then they are. But that's prejudiced to say all girls are stupid.

2005-11-01, 3:54 PM #10

silent_killa

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Posts: 665

Women, you can't live without them.

\(='_'=)/

2005-11-01, 3:58 PM #11

ORJ_JoS

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Posts: 3,265

Guys are stupid. Post reasons why.

1. Because they post about girls being stupid.

"Move along."

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2005-11-01, 3:58 PM #12

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

women are stupid, because they only have one brain.

Men have 2 brains, 1 in the head, 1 in the scrotum.

Therefore we are more intelligent.

And women suck as well.

They're all like "I care about you, I want you, be with me..."

Then 5 days later they're like " Sorry, I'm a lesbian, hope I didnt mess u around and hurt my feelings?"

WHAT!?!?! :mad:

I swear one day I will return to her life and chop her head off with a rusty wang, Cos THATS GOOD IRONY!!!!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-11-01, 4:27 PM #13

Ewoklover

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Posts: 1,398

Originally posted by kyle90:

My brother always says that.

Girls are ickypants

Ecxept for the nice ones.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2005-11-01, 5:00 PM #14

Darkjedibob

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Originally posted by kyle90:

Therefore, girls = evil.

Damnit, I was gonna post that

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2005-11-01, 5:44 PM #15

Cloud

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I hate how some of them can whore themselves to get free stuff, while us decent people have to work hard to get some off those stuff.

2005-11-01, 5:46 PM #16

Final_Hope__

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Posts: 896

Girls are stoopid. The mean, slutty, whorish ones.

That's basically every single one in my classes.

Ugh.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

2005-11-01, 5:51 PM #17

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Just thought I'd throw this in there, but Zloc, I TOLD YOU SO. :p I knew it! BTW, I'd be on AIM right now, but my computer has no internet atm... I'm on my mom's computer.

But for me, I haven't gotten this girl I like to like me in about 5 years, so... go me.

[EDIT: BTW Ruthven, what happened to that saying you had, 'Any problem with a woman can be solved with a katana and a strong swing'? :p]

DO NOT WANT.

2005-11-01, 5:54 PM #18

Grismath

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Originally posted by Delphian:

Rosa Parks: The Other Side of the Story

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2005-11-01, 5:57 PM #19

Raynar

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

And women suck as well.

... only if you're lucky. :p

Raynar

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2005-11-01, 6:03 PM #20

Avenger

Positive!

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Originally posted by Zell:

But for me, I haven't gotten this girl I like to like me in about 5 years, so... go me.

Good luck with that.

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2005-11-01, 6:04 PM #21

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by Zell:

Just thought I'd throw this in there, but Zloc, I TOLD YOU SO. :p I knew it! BTW, I'd be on AIM right now, but my computer has no internet atm... I'm on my mom's computer.

But for me, I haven't gotten this girl I like to like me in about 5 years, so... go me.

Shove it. :p

Oh, and if you don't fix your internet problem I'll just destroy Maine instead of hunting you down personally, I've got a level idea.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2005-11-01, 6:19 PM #22

Vin

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Posts: 9,843

Originally posted by silent_killa:

Women, you can't live without them.

Oh, I beg to differ.

2005-11-01, 6:49 PM #23

landfish

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Posts: 4,543

how can you trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die?

free(jin);
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2005-11-01, 6:50 PM #24

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

7 ATE 9

I've wanted to do that for a while. But yes, 7 speaks truth.

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2005-11-01, 6:56 PM #25

K@VU

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Kyle90 said it all. If you can back something up with simple algebra, it's obviously true. Case closed.

2005-11-01, 7:08 PM #26

Temperamental

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Posts: 3,246

Girls are stupid?...

And you think guys are all that great? LOL

Girls are 1000000000x better than men.

2005-11-01, 7:09 PM #27

saberopus

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Posts: 12,306

Nah.

2005-11-01, 7:13 PM #28

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Originally posted by 7:

how can you trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die?

ROFLMAO!

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Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2005-11-01, 8:50 PM #29

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by 7:

how can you trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die?

Dude..they're vampires.

OK, that may not sound correct to some people..but..uh...

I had a blog. It sucked.

2005-11-01, 9:40 PM #30

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Some people do say that a woman will suck the life right out of a man.

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2005-11-02, 10:07 AM #31

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

I've had a few who've sucked me dry, not in a good dirty way either

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-11-02, 10:10 AM #32

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

I wonder how many of threads with this exact title we have.

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2005-11-02, 10:19 AM #33

Vin

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Originally posted by Temperamental:

Girls are 1000000000x better than men.

Oh, I beg to differ.

2005-11-02, 10:26 AM #34

Milady

Registered User

Posts: 99

I feel VERY bad for some of you...seemingly never having come into contact with intelligent non-whores who who can actually hold a conversation beyond inquiring which sexual service you would like them to perform...yet it just makes me sad that some members of my gender are out there misrepresenting female attitudes and thought process to the general male populace...I may cry (well maybe not...If there weren't girls like that guys wouldn't find intelligent non-whores like me so refreshing

)

And you should'nt just assume all girls are stupid because of isolated incidents. If I operated on that philosophy I'd have become a nun long ago. I have met some very stupid men, but I have also met some very awesome intelligent men...though the ratio was a bit off...what with 4 stupid men to every 1 intelligent man I met...but still...they were there :cool:

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2005-11-02, 11:22 AM #35

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

oh sweetie don't even try, nothing you say will convince them otherwise. They're not [all] being seroius, it's like us discussing guys. Though I hate the girls who give the rest of us bad names too. it is rather sad. Just sit back and laugh. Good naturedly. Or meniacally. Or both really.

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2005-11-02, 11:29 AM #36

Milady

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Meniacally...definitely Meniacally.

"I've never seen anyone do an interpretive dance to Mien Kampf "
- MST3K

2005-11-02, 11:29 AM #37

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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Originally posted by Final_Hope__:

Girls are stoopid. The mean, slutty, whorish ones.

That's basically every single one in my classes.

Ugh.

try sticking your fist in their butts.

2005-11-02, 11:31 AM #38

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Lol, I'll probably be stoned to death by you guys, but yea.

I don't think girls are stupid. You have your senseless *****es who play you guys, and you have senseless ****ers who play girls. Neither genders are better than the other, and both have their great members and poor losers. Thats all there is to it.

Its not in the gender, its in the personality. And as for the topic poster, some girls just can't bring themselves to hurting others in their face. If she couldn't tell you, its better that she at least got a friend to help her. Or maybe you would have rathered she hurt herself and faked liking you for your sake?

As for "some girls sucked me dry", put your pants on and tell them its enough when its enough. thats it. thats all. You don't HAVE to pay for her, if you do you are willing. Unless she stole your card. In that case refer to my previous paragraph.

You nerds. :p

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2005-11-02, 11:34 AM #39

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Originally posted by Jepman:

I am hereby agreeing with a fellow Jepman.

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2005-11-02, 11:35 AM #40

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Im pretty sure when Ruth said he was sucked dry, he meant emotions or something. Try reading his post

lol u nerd lol

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