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Why doesn't this happen IRL?!
2005-11-01, 9:21 PM #1
Just got a new message on MySpace:

Hey. Sorry, I don't have an account, I have to use this one for now, its a friends. I am a little reluctant to sign up, until I see how it works first. I can't believe I am back in the dating scene again. Seems like forever. I really hate the whole process of searching for some kind of connection. I do miss all the sex and foreplay that comes with a steady boyfriend! That's the best part. But if you want to get to that level, you have to start somewhere. I liked your profile and wanted to say hello. If your interested even just a little bit you should email me at my email: [REMOVED FOR HER PROTECTION] i tried to attach some pics to the email but I didnt see how I can, but I can send you some later if you write me

Write back soon!
~K
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Basically, some girl used her friends account to contact me and offer sex. Go figure. I told landfish about it in the chat. What follows is our discussion:

[21:01] <Jon> (it was on MySpace)
[21:01] <landfish> rawr
[21:01] <landfish> sex her up mistar sarn
[21:02] <Jon> woah let's not be too hasty.
[21:02] <Jon> I haven't seen pics yet.
[21:02] <landfish> pix then sex
[21:03] <Jon> I'm glad I can always come to you for sound advice... O_o
[21:03] <landfish> :D
[21:06] <Jon> I think I'll post this on the forums.
[21:06] <landfish> rofl
[21:06] <Jon> It'll be good for a laugh
[21:07] <landfish> then i guess ill have to admit to creating a false myspace and messaging you
[21:07] <landfish> >.>
[21:07] <landfish> <.<
[21:07] <Jon> O_o
[21:08] <Jon> you know you wouldn't have to go through all that trouble.... If you want seckz just send me a plane ticket.
[21:08] * landfish gets plane ticket

You can ignore the part about fishay and me... Kind of a long-standing joke. But anyway, what do you guys suggest I do? (btw, her friend (whose MySpace account she used) is rather attractive, and seems pretty classy. I'm hoping that extends to her.)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-01, 9:23 PM #2
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
(btw, her friend (whose MySpace account she used) is rather attractive, and seems pretty classy. I'm hoping that extends to her.)


If that were true, she wouldn't be using her friend's account. :p

Just kidding, I have no idea.
2005-11-01, 9:24 PM #3
[21:01] <landfish> sex her up mistar sarn
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-11-01, 9:25 PM #4
It happens in real life. It just requires alcohol.
Pissed Off?
2005-11-01, 9:29 PM #5
Its spam. Ive gotten at least 5 of that same email on my myspace.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-11-01, 9:39 PM #6
Exactly the same?

*sniffle* way to ruin the party, MBegger.

:mad:

but then, her friend profile does say she's in Spokane, and she's got several friends... Would a wide-spectrum con go to all that trouble just for me?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-01, 9:40 PM #7
Essentially the same :p its definatley a prewritten form.

Sorry about the whole party ruining thing :p
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-11-01, 10:15 PM #8
Sex her up, but remember to bring plenty of makeup remover. I smell eeeeeemmmmmooooo.
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2005-11-01, 10:47 PM #9
dont email her.. it's a scam. I got the same thing.. its just some kind of sex/personals site tring to get you to sign up for $$
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-11-01, 10:55 PM #10
Don't worry Sarn, KY will always be there for you.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2005-11-01, 10:56 PM #11
I've already decided... I'm going to email her back just for fun. But I'm gonna use my throwaway email address. I'll keep you updated.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-02, 3:33 AM #12
he never learns... :rolleyes:
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2005-11-02, 4:54 AM #13
All those dating services got spam. :P

I mean, just yesterday I started an account on ittakes2.com for the hell of it. I just signed up and opened a dossier, but didn't add a picture and left ALL profil empty. About 5 hours later I have an email in my mailbox saying "I really liked your profile, you sound like a great man and I'd like to get to know you."

Yes... I'm the blank man. I'm the simpleton.

LOL

Showed this to jess, we had a good time. We're thinking of running some couple thing so losers come ask us for sex and we can play with their minds. Cuz thats just funny. (and really... REALLY.... pathetic.) :rolleyes:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-11-02, 5:32 AM #14
What are you tring to say Jepman.. you guys are swingers? ;)
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-11-02, 5:33 AM #15
Shhhhhhhh
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

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