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Yes, even I have chick probs....
2004-05-30, 4:21 PM #1
Man, today I finally went out wit this chick and everythin... she was all into me and **** and called me every night and we'd talk for HOURS.

Well, we go out tonight and go to my place and start watchin Boat Trip. I made my move and we started makin out and ****.

It was goin all good when all of a sudden she stops, and tells me that she's got a boyfriend and she can't cheat on him like that.

I'm like WTF??? Why'd you call me and ****?? (I mean she even talked about how horny and wet she was over the phone and ****)

She tells me that she's attracted to me and **** so thats why she wanted to hook up wit me... but she's got a dude on the side.

Now, I'm thinkin so ****in what, dump his *** for me... but now she tells me

*******: o i cant cheat on him but mayb somthing will there be for us n the future ok? i hope ur not mad or anything...
*******: but i still wanna chill with yeh n hangout

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oh man she JUST called me and is talkin to me while I type this ****...

.................

Anyways.... I don't get that ****. SHE'S the one that wanted to do **** and SHE'S the one that wanted to chill wit me and ****... I mean, if I was goin too fast or some **** I'd understand but she's the one that wanted to do that ****.

There ain't NO ****in way I'm gonna wait til they break up or whatever either. she told me the only reason she told me she got a boyfriend is cuz they been goin out for a long time.

Like Young Buc said "She got me feeling like "maybe she the wrong woman"
Think im'a be chasin' a chicken head you on somethin'"

god damn she was fine too...

WTF

(and I don't give a **** if ya'll gonna rag on me and ****... was just lettin out some steam)

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2004-05-30, 4:22 PM #2
Okay first off they are called women, or girls, or females... not chicks. As for this problem do what you think is best.

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2004-05-30, 4:23 PM #3
well, ****!!

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2004-05-30, 4:23 PM #4
**** **** ******** ***** ***** ****.

****? ****.

****

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2004-05-30, 4:25 PM #5
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Seb:
**** **** ******** ***** ***** ****.

****? ****.

****

</font>


my thoughts exactly



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2004-05-30, 4:32 PM #6
Okay I dunno but all wet and horny is not something exceptible to put in a post.

IN BEFORE DA LOCK!

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-05-30, 4:32 PM #7
Love is basically a big "WTF."

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2004-05-30, 4:33 PM #8
Your first problem is thinking we care. If it were valid, instead of like "OMG THIS CHICK WOULDN'T MAKE OUT WITH ********* ME BECAUSE ********* SHE HAS ***** A BOYFRIEND ********IN WTF?" maybe, maybe we'd care. Maybe.

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2004-05-30, 4:34 PM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
Love is basically a big "WTF."

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thats not love, that's groping a slut

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2004-05-30, 4:36 PM #10
ROFL! Give that man a prize.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-05-30, 4:36 PM #11
I was being sarcast...ah forget it.

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2004-05-30, 4:36 PM #12
^ she's not a slut you stupid moron... if she was we would of ****ed.

I guess in a way it shows she has somewhat good morals

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2004-05-30, 4:37 PM #13
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2004-05-30, 4:38 PM #14
I wouldn't talk to her anymore.

...or maybe I would, but I definitely wouldn't go out with her. Think about it: If she cheated on her boyfriend with you, who's to say she wouldn't cheat on you with someone else. (or at least "intent to cheat", or maybe "intent to lead a guy on"... or whatever.)

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2004-05-30, 4:46 PM #15
You don't even deserve the PING ker click sound of a Garand rifle. You sir, swear to much *Hurrumphs*


Anywhos, like what he said, don't talk to her. People who cheat on their boyfriends are sluts. End of story.

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2004-05-30, 4:47 PM #16
yeah I'm not gonna pursue her...

it pisses me off tho. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-05-30, 4:51 PM #17
Ok, I've come up against this before.

Some chicks (yes, CHICKS) have this aversion to going too far at first b/c it makes them feel like little sluts, and they have to find a bulls*** way to justify it. They set up fake barriers like this partly to test you, and partly to reassure themselves.

Basically, continue physical contact, but space it out and don't go for too much too soon. If it gets truly sexual and she starts doing this, then STOP. Chicks like to get physical just as much as we do, but just don't expect to bed them the first time.


As far as the boyfriend part goes, I don't buy it. if she truly had a boyfriend, she wouldn't have made out with you in the first place if she had any class. Besides, if she messes around with other people behind her boyfriend's back if it turns out that there is one, then what's going to stop her from pulling that on you with some other guy?


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2004-05-30, 4:51 PM #18
I'm sure it would. Of course, even you are too good for people like that. Dare I say it? Even Cazor is too good for them folk. That makes cardboard cutouts higher than them...

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"A tiger? In Africa?!"

"True as toasted toads!"
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-05-30, 4:52 PM #19
Make out with her again, take pictures, send them to her boy by name of some far away friend, they'll break-up and you can go after her.

Or stop talking to her.

Or slap her in the face for the proverbial one she gave you.

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2004-05-30, 4:56 PM #20
**** ****** ** closed.
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