So, in less than one week since I asked this particulary girl out, she has, on two seperate ocassions, dislocated my left shoulder.

I've never had my shoulder dislocated before, and let me tell you, if you haven't, it is painful >_<.


But, who better to do it than my girlfriend I guess.


So, POST THE PAINFUL THINGS YOUR LOVED ONES HAVE DONE TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

What were you doing?

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Yeah my right one pops out from time to time if I move it wrong. It definately hurts... but it feels kinda cool when you get it back in, and your arm is like all weak and numb

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[This message has been edited by Correction (edited May 29, 2004).]

This story reminds me of a guy in my wiring class. His girlfriend kicked him square in the nutz. I can't remember why exactly, but I remember it was for a stupid reason.

I'm curious as to what in the heck you were doing with your girlfriend that would put her in the position to dislocate your shoulder.

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Talk about kinky.

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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."

one of the football players in my school could dislocate his shoulder by flexing his arm, or streching it

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I dislocated my knee a little bit when I was 11 or twelve. A chiropractor had to pop it back into place.

My brother dislocated his pinky play lacrosse when he was in 7th grade. Popped it back in during the game. Never left the field.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

I can think of a few things. ¬_¬

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Because you're as bored as I am
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
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Nothing that painful. I've been thrown around a bit whenever she feels like showing off her Judo grips and throws. Fun when someone shorter and lighter than you knows how to flip you on your back and knock the breath out of your lungs with a minimum of effort.

[This message has been edited by Daeron the Nerfherder (edited May 29, 2004).]

Somebody get Flirbnic to post his pictures...

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Do you have stairs in your house?

They dumped me.

If she's throwing you on your back...don't stand up anymore! Just sit when she's around and say you're filling your doctor's antigethurt prescription.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Well... My mommy spilt my nice hot tea on my foot... OUCH!

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Nothing but emotional trauma.

But I was the main cause of my sister getting her arm broken.

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saberopus, it's been a week and you are already trying kama sutra with her? Jeez, speedy.

And maybe it's a sign that it has been less than a week and she has dislocated your shoulder twice. At least tease her about it.

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited May 29, 2004).]

Lisa used to bite my tongue. Literally.
She also bit my hand a few times. Once she did it so hard that the bite mark was on my hand for a few months after she dumbed me, which was a lovely reminder to have. Ack.

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I got my shoulder dislocated by a teacher in the 6th grade once.

I was goalie, and damn that guy kicked the ball hard. Painful.

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There is no spoon.

I got a scar for the rest of my life from my ex.

I was runnin after her cuz she was tryin to run off a dock to commit suicide... I was runnin full speed and a branch sliced my arm.

I caught her before she ran off but my arm was bleedin like crazy.

Now its there as a permanent reminder to always keep bros before hoes.

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My Life.

And when I was 13 I dislocated my shoulder playin football, but I popped it back in and kept on playin

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My Life.

...

I'm seriously debating on whether or not to say something..

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My girlfriend bites... and if that isn't painful nothing is.

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So, your saying in retrospect you shouldn't have gone after her?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

I remember when I was working on with DFM. I showed my work to my girlfriend, and she told that "It's good for a box." I never forget that.

Physically? ...meh.

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I poke my girlfriend in the ribs and she gives me massages. So... cant really think of anything bad, wait. ya, one time I was making coffee and I was looking for the press (all the cool kids use em instead of coffee makers) and she had opened a cabinet above me and when i stood up from looking in another cabinet i gashed my head open. it hurt, but no stitches.

I reread some of that and had to retype it so you dont miscontrue it as badly as you originally could.

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[This message has been edited by Schming (edited May 30, 2004).]

Painful things? My ex vowed abstinence. Then she cheated on me with 2 guys on seperate occasions, got pregnant by one, miscarried it on her 18th birthday no knowledge knowing she was pregnant, blamed me, asked me to forgive her and take her back.

And I never even touched her. Women.

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When my ex was getting out of our bed once she put her hand right on my *ahem*s to put her weight on as she got up. She leared pretty quick not to do that again...!

Oh, and I dislocated my elbow in a game of footy, didn't realise, then after a period of is spasming, it popped right beck into place about half an hour later.

Even though I played rugby for 5 years, the worst I got from that was one knee in the face in a tackle - I think that was pretty good considering how long i played!

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Painful things..Lessee.

The two that stand out most are: In Gym, I fell jumping to catch a frisbee, rolled, and came up with a dislocated shoulder. Went pale and almost into shock. My should was at like a right angle to my chest. And I was shaking. My Gym teacher goes: 'Are you alright?' To which I ofcourse answered 'Hell no!'. I went ot have the school athletic's instructor pop it back in, but it rolled back in as he walked in. Felt good, too. Really weird. BUt it was nice to get rid of that cold, frozen, tingly feeling from the bottom of my arm, and to be able to let go of my other shoulder with that arm. Not a week later it popper back out, and back in right as he walked in again.

The second thing involves a half of a set of hinges (The parth that bolts onto the wall), a 200+lbs kid, and a zip-zap car. I was driving it eratically, sitting on the floor. He found this extremely funny, and rolled out of the chair. Onto me. Which threw me back and slammed my head off the set of hinges. I thought I had an egg on the side of my head. Bleeding too.

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/fluffle

...what?

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Got a BAD love bite. She bit my neck so hard that she drew blood. We could both taste the blood on our lips.
We were both turned on

Also injured something else once, but part from taht, I'm fine.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

dude thats a little creepy

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Do you have stairs in your house?

yeah, I woulda saved her anyways, even if I hated her *** ... but hookin up wit her was a very bad thing.

it ****ed up my friendship wit a couple people, but now we're cool again.


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My Life.

my shoulder sublux'es which is partial dislocation so mine will never fully dislocate but its a pain in teh arse cuz it pops out just a little then slips back in, then hurts for a week. What is really weird is that my knee cap does the same thing on the left side of my body, the same side as my shoulder. I had an MRI done and it showed that all of the joints on the left side of my body are weaker than my left. Both injuries happend during sporting events, my shoulder i was playing football in a varsity game and i was a sophmore ( so i was lucky to get in ) and the second play i was in for i tried to tackle someone much bigger than me and well, pop!, then my knee happend when i dove head first into second base, that was worse. Anyways, the most painful thing jess has ever done is probably reopened a blister i had in the middle of my palm 3 times in the same day, damn those french manicured fingernails!

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I Recieved an angel from god when he sent me Jess, I Love You Forever and Always Jess, you'll always have my heart.

hmmm... what... an interesting thread I've created.


The first time I was lying down on this bench and she decided to sit on my arm... which kinda got pushed back behind me and.... ow.

The second time I (please shut up) fell off a bed. It wasn't really her fault (kind of) but I had to blame someone and she was handy.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

Acrtually... from what he's told me on AIM, he doesn't do that kinda stuff.

Well... not with girls anyways.



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Reading some of these "golden moments", why does the phrase "T. M. I." spring to mind...

As for painful moments with friends - just yesterday, I was playing scrabble with one of my housemates and (in retrospect, what was a suicidal move on my behalf...) perhaps slightly ( ) overdid some of the humour/mocking while she was losing: I was leaning back on the chair at the table and she decided to scare me by trying to punch my nadgers. Well, to cut a long story short, she didn't so much "attempt" to scare me as in make "direct contact". And not in a good way!

So my advice to all you fellow massassian gentlemen out there is never to mock a woman while they're losing at scrabble. Not without an insurance policy. And for crying out loud - just let them land on all the triple-word bonuses . I've noticed that once they're in lead, they're quite happy, so that's my new "defence" plan

-Jackpot

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Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own"
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And he's finally off the starting grid --> Zooooom -@%

You're all insane

[Edit: Or your loved ones are, but if you have been so unlucky that your better halves are insane, there is a high probability that you are as well ]
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[This message has been edited by Gandalv the Gray (edited May 30, 2004).]

*begins holding his shoulders and rocking back and forth like a psycho* Just the thought of my shoulders getting dislocated freaks me out.

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.