I'm a poet.

So I was wondering guys: when you're in a public restroom and you have to relieve your faeces while there's somebody near within hearing distance, do you manoeuvre yourself so the plunge can not be heard (making a layer of toiler paper, sliding, physically moving, or any possible other tactics), or are you more like a rockstar who doesn't care about anything and just lets go?

Me, I used to be an undercover stealthy special operative, but now I do it more like Keith Richards would do it: loud and contemptuous towards social dogma.

I ask this because I think a lot can be learned about a person through this particular piece of information (probably on the extraversion-introversion dimension).

Have a good night

I dont care, I just let gravity take its course:p

Plop

Hmm, only lately I've been started to think that does them PLUMPS sound really annoy people, but that's their problem.

I try to minimize my aural disturbances.

Its a bathroom. I'm sure people know what your doing in there whether they hear it or not.

I flip and I flop and plop.

But seriously, the only place I am worried about the splash is at work, where those lovely plop sounds can be heard by any and all client standing at or nearby the cash register or counter. ><

If i think about it, I can't remember ever crapping in a public loo.

I *hate* public restrooms. I usually try never to use them.

I'm more concerned about trying to avoid the dreaded "splashback"

I do it loudly and proudly.

Last time I was in a public restroom and noticed someone in the stall next to me, I quietly zipped back up and left.

lol, zell, I could never do that, my body is always too happy when its time to relieve itself, I will be unable to hold it back in if I... piss it off for lack of a better word. :p

I friggin drop em like the atomic bomb

I usually let 'em go, then start to snicker after, if it's a loud one. Even if there's someone within hearing distance.

I'm so immature

I stand up and let it fall so it makes a BIG ker-splash.

But seriously, who cares? It's just pooey, it's not nobodies heard it splash before.

But what if the splash goes up into your butt? I hate when that happens...

Or what if while you're standing, it makes a splash and goes all over the seat, and you sit back down on it?

That would be pretty uncomfortable, I would imagine.

Who the hell stands up and poops then sits down? Why the hell am I reading this? Why am I turned on?

Because poop is hotter than girls.

...

Its Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo! He loves me and I love you!!

Why should it matter? The person doesn't know who you are, and if your THAT worried, just wait until he/she leaves.

So is fire, but you don't see me burning myself.

same.

Especially if near girls (as in the toilets in a house)

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

I'm talking about solid waste and the ploppage thereof... I have no problem with peeing in a stall next to someone.

This thread is disgusting. I love it. :p

[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]Its a bathroom. I'm sure people know what your doing in there whether they hear it or not.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I am in a stall alone with no one watching my business and I am not interfering in anyone else's business. No need to worry about sound pollution.

Oh god, one of my housemates can't tell the difference between an impending turd or fart so everytime he goes to the bathroom (and thanks to thin walls in the house) we can all hear the ensuing explosion, even when we're downstairs with the telly on!

I actually prefer to use a public restroom when I poo. Mostly because the one I frequent most is the Best Buy public restroom, and I get paid to poo. MOST. SATISFYING. EVER. That said, I don't try to cover it up. I also usually am one to announce it to people. "I gotta poop. Be right back."

<3 this thread.

Me and one of my buddies always used to poo during English class back in high school. Yes. ENGLISH CLASS WAS THAT TERRIBLE.

"Yep."

*plop*

"Yeah. Y'Know."

*splash*

20 minutes later...

"Think we should go back now?"

"In a minute..."

*fart*