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Kirk or Picard?
2004-05-28, 9:11 PM #1
Why?

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2004-05-28, 9:12 PM #2
I'm going to go with Picard in this, jsut because i like him more. kirk takes too long to talk.

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2004-05-28, 9:54 PM #3
Picard. He just seems more mature and responsible than kirk. He's a great diplomat, and even when things go wrong, he knows how to handle himself in a battle. Seems like kirk is constantly defying orders, screwing up, and getting into fights.

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2004-05-28, 9:55 PM #4
But Kirk is a player [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-05-28, 10:00 PM #5
Kirk can give you the two-handed whap.
2004-05-28, 10:08 PM #6
Kirk. He has hair.

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2004-05-28, 11:53 PM #7
Picard - he speaks da language of luurve [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-05-29, 12:06 AM #8
Jean Luc Picard, because I love that song.

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2004-05-29, 12:42 AM #9
Kirk - he is just funny. Picard is bald, and not funny.

And in the movie where somekind of freak that wants to get in somekind of rift to get in the perfect world (and is blowing up a whole planet for that) kirk sacrifice itself for Jean luc picard

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2004-05-29, 1:22 AM #10
Kirk makes love to green people... and allows free love and hippies on the enterpize.

Picard is cool though... plus his missle launcher is bigger.

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2004-05-29, 2:06 AM #11
Kirk could kick Pircard's ***, but then Picard would just send in Worf.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-05-29, 2:32 AM #12
Kirk, because for some messed up reason, my dad gave me that as a middle name..

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2004-05-29, 4:18 AM #13
I... probably go with... Picard. Something... about that kirk... annoys the... hell out of... me.

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2004-05-29, 4:23 AM #14
I agree with SavageX... and Picard can travel faster in his Enterprise, since his head is much more streamlined and aerodynamic, allowing for much higher crusing speeds.

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2004-05-29, 4:24 AM #15
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2004-05-29, 5:07 AM #16
Picard and Riker are Kirk split into two people -- Picard is the leader, Kirk gets all the girls.

However, Kirk doesn't have a cool techno song, and his special effects really suck. I vote for Picard.

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2004-05-29, 5:51 AM #17
Picard 0wnz. Plus, unlike Kirk, he doesn't need a few dozen plastic surgeries to hold him together.

The only thing Kirk's got going for him is Spock and a broader fanbase.

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2004-05-29, 7:13 AM #18
Picard because this is his ship.
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2004-05-29, 8:36 AM #19
How can I answer a question so vague?

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2004-05-29, 8:49 AM #20
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2004-05-29, 9:13 AM #21
Kirk or Picard for... what? You don't specify at all. I can only assume that you are asking... who's the better singer?

Well, since you asked, I think the better Singer is obviously Kirk. Don't believe me? Go listen to "Rocket Man" or "I want to sex you up".

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2004-05-29, 9:55 AM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Jean Luc Picard, because I love that song.

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2004-05-29, 10:02 AM #23
Picard.

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2004-05-29, 10:33 AM #24
All you kirkoids need to hear this.

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2004-05-29, 1:16 PM #25
JLP IN THE HIZZOUSE!

err..

Piccard is way cooler. For one, he has an accent, which is absolutely necessary for any great Captain of the Enterprise.

For two, he has a cooler ship that can seperate itself and such.

For three he has continued being a good actor in other films, where as william shatner always speaks like kirk. always.

So JLP > JTK

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2004-05-29, 3:32 PM #26
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Kirk could kick Pircard's ***, but then Picard would just send in Worf.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Worf? Worf would have a chance, albiet SLIM, of being beaten. Send in Data. He's several times stronger, faster, and smarter than Worf.

To answer the question... Picard. Becuase Picard knows Q. And we all know Q owns any other character EVER.

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2004-05-29, 4:55 PM #27
Erm, you all lose?

Darth Vader.

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2004-05-29, 5:43 PM #28
Nerds.

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2004-05-29, 5:43 PM #29
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Erm, you all lose?

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2004-05-29, 5:46 PM #30
THATS IT I CHALLANGE YOU TO PONFAR!

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2004-05-29, 8:00 PM #31
Technically.... they are both bald. One just decides to hide it and says he never was bald.

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2004-05-30, 1:42 AM #32
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Nerds.</font>


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2004-05-30, 1:50 AM #33
Picard.

"The line must be drawn HERE. Here, and not further!"

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2004-05-30, 6:37 AM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mano:
Picard.

"The line must be drawn HERE. Here, and not further!"

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That was a good movie.

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2004-05-30, 8:37 AM #35
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That was a good movie.</font>


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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.
:wq
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-05-30, 10:28 AM #36
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mano:
Picard.

"The line must be drawn HERE. Here, and not further!"
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"They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther! I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
Further proof of Picard > Kirk. I genuinely felt how pissed off Picard was.

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2004-05-30, 11:09 AM #37
The first time I saw that movie, that scene actually made me jump. I'd never seen him that pissed off before. Very much unlike his character. It was a DAMN good scene.

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2004-05-31, 8:33 AM #38
Picard. What they ^^^ all said.

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2004-05-31, 9:34 AM #39
Picard. It's Patrick-****ing-Steward!

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2004-05-31, 9:41 AM #40
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To answer the question... Picard. Becuase Picard knows Q. And we all know Q owns any other character EVER.
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