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Regis Francis Xavier Philbin
2005-11-10, 8:55 AM #1
What kind of a name is that?
2005-11-10, 8:57 AM #2
Sounds like the "Francis Xavier" is a confirmation name. Which would mean he's Catholic.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-11-10, 9:38 AM #3
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
Stuff
2005-11-10, 9:58 AM #4
Exactly.

My name is something liek Jean-Philippe Joseph Alain Laliberté. I only call myself Jean-Philippe Laliberté IRL. :P
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-11-10, 3:49 PM #5
Originally posted by kyle:
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
Jean-Luc Picard could kick his butt.
2005-11-10, 3:52 PM #6
But Jean-Luc Picard would be beaten by Charles Francis Xavier.

Of course after the fight they realize they are long lost twins and combine their forces to defeat Regis.
2005-11-10, 3:58 PM #7
Originally posted by money•bie:
Jean-Luc Picard could kick his butt.


Well, obviously... Picard's a good guy, Zorg's a bad guy - the good guy always wins in movies.
Stuff
2005-11-10, 4:01 PM #8
Zorg isn't a bad guy. He's just misunderstood. :\
2005-11-10, 4:10 PM #9
"Oh, father, you are so wrong. See this glass? There it is, calm, peaceful, boring. But if it is... *pushes glass off table*... destroyed... *a bunch of little robots come out of the wall and start cleaning up*... well look at all these little things! See how every one has a purpose. Now think of the people that built them: engineers, technicians... and now they can go home and feed their families, so they can grow up to have little bitty children of their own; therefore contributing to the great circle of life. So you see, by creating a little destruction, I'm actually promoting life."

*chokes on a cherry*
Stuff
2005-11-10, 4:10 PM #10
For those of you who don't know, Professor Xavier in the X-Men is named Charles Francis Xavier.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-11-10, 5:20 PM #11
Originally posted by kyle90:
"Oh, father, you are so wrong. See this glass? There it is, calm, peaceful, boring. But if it is... *pushes glass off table*... destroyed... *a bunch of little robots come out of the wall and start cleaning up*... well look at all these little things! See how every one has a purpose. Now think of the people that built them: engineers, technicians... and now they can go home and feed their families, so they can grow up to have little bitty children of their own; therefore contributing to the great circle of life. So you see, by creating a little destruction, I'm actually promoting life."

*chokes on a cherry*


What is that from?

....besides the cherry part...
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-11-10, 5:30 PM #12
it's all (including the cherry) from the fifth element
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