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my dates
2005-11-10, 3:53 PM #1
[url]www.davesdates.com[/url]

blogs anyone?

btw, language warning.
2005-11-10, 4:03 PM #2
first rule: They *always* sound hot on the phone. Doesn't mean squat.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-10, 4:14 PM #3
second rule: Sarn_Cadrill rocks!
2005-11-10, 4:16 PM #4
Since when has home run been that? I always thought that as 3rd base.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-11-10, 4:16 PM #5
Definitely entertaining. Just don't let your kids find this website. :p
2005-11-10, 4:21 PM #6
third rule: don't be an ***, saberopus

:p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-10, 4:23 PM #7
fourth rule: ...what? :(

...

:(

I read them all, actually, they were interesting. Did you ever call "best date evar" afterward?
2005-11-10, 4:24 PM #8
yeah. i went out with her again. she's an idiot though so...

1st == kissing
2nd == necking
3rd == feeling
4th == sex
2005-11-10, 4:25 PM #9
[QUOTE=Darth Evad]yeah. i went out with her again. she's an idiot though so...[/QUOTE]

The best kind.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-11-10, 4:27 PM #10
don't forget to subscribe to the atom feed.
2005-11-10, 4:29 PM #11
fifth rule: you're fat.

(and that's the last one for me cause i don't want to hijack Evad's thread.)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-10, 4:30 PM #12
[QUOTE=Darth Evad]
1st == kissing
2nd == necking
3rd == feeling
4th == sex[/QUOTE]

I thought it was

1st == kissing (esp. french kissing)
2nd == feeling
3rd == err... "manual or oral stimulation"... so to speak
4th == sex
Stuff
2005-11-10, 4:33 PM #13
kyle90 start a poll thread. i think this could be up for debate.
what are the bases of action?
2005-11-10, 4:34 PM #14
I always thought of it this way

1st-Hands
2nd-Kissing
3rd-Oral
Home-sex

Then again that was like high school terms. I haven't used it in years. I just say to my friends "Yeah we made out" or something.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-11-10, 4:35 PM #15
I agree w/ kyle90.
2005-11-10, 4:43 PM #16
kyle wins.

i have a story similar to one of those...with the girl.. in the kitchen
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2005-11-10, 5:10 PM #17
Originally posted by Ubuu:
kyle wins.

i have a story similar to one of those...with the girl.. in the kitchen

Made me think of this.

Originally posted by chat.woggle:
<ubuu`sleep> haha
<ubuu`sleep> its 4 in the morning
<ubuu`sleep> some ***** just called me
<ubuu`sleep> time for some booty
<ubuu`sleep> later
* ubuu`sleep is now known as ubuu`where-you-want-to-be
Ishi> (His sister called)
2005-11-10, 5:15 PM #18
Your blog sucks without pics.
2005-11-10, 5:15 PM #19
The four F's always seemed like the best base summary to me. You can look it up.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-11-10, 5:47 PM #20
Originally posted by THRAWN:
I always thought of it this way

1st-Hands
2nd-Kissing
3rd-Oral
Home-sex

Then again that was like high school terms. I haven't used it in years. I just say to my friends "Yeah we made out" or something.


wow, all those girls i've helped from falling over when ice-skating, I didn't realise i'd got to first base with them.
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2005-11-10, 5:51 PM #21
Originally posted by Detty:
wow, all those girls i've helped from falling over when ice-skating, I didn't realise i'd got to first base with them.


It doesn't count when you push them Detty
2005-11-10, 5:57 PM #22
:(
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2005-11-10, 6:02 PM #23
dear diary

today thrawn numbers was mean

he'll pay, one day he'll pay

Mood - :(
Listening to - "Thrawn Numbers Was Mean" by Emo McEmoGlasses
2005-11-10, 6:04 PM #24
You forgot the

/cut
Mmmm.
2005-11-10, 6:08 PM #25
no i didnt
2005-11-10, 6:12 PM #26
Interesting web site.
2005-11-10, 6:28 PM #27
Did I misunderstand your profile, or did it say you set up a fake dating site to deceive women into dating you?

Also! T-rex clarifies all:
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2005-11-10, 6:59 PM #28
<3 that comic.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-10, 10:07 PM #29
haha, that was about 15 minutes of entertainment. thanks evad! i should start one of these, although it wouldnt really be dates, more like "chicks i met after shows" hehe...heh...
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-11-11, 12:10 AM #30
hey evad, is your profile a joke?
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2005-11-11, 12:32 AM #31
Multiple dates with different chicks in one week... not bad.


the force is strong with this one.... ;)
2005-11-11, 4:40 AM #32
yes, the profile is a joke. it's funny though.
2005-11-11, 4:41 AM #33
Yesterday a big hairy woman who used to be my math teacher asked me out.

:gbk
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