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Bar fight!
2005-11-10, 5:22 PM #1
Its about itme we had NO HOLDS BARRED FIGHT!!!!
*Me slaps Justyn
2005-11-10, 5:24 PM #2
Believe me when I say I have no intention to harm you. I'm unarmed...

I am of course wearing full body armor; I am not a moron.
Stuff
2005-11-10, 5:25 PM #3
/me drives a steamroller on DJ-Yoshi
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-11-10, 5:26 PM #4
*Kicks back with a drink*

"I am wearing steel toed motorcycle boots."
2005-11-10, 5:27 PM #5
*Swoops into the bar from the right wall, like a tractor. But humanoid and with wings. And not as yellow*

Have at thee!

*Brandishes purple moose*
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-11-10, 5:31 PM #6
*runs away from the escalating fight; comes back five minutes later wearing a powered exoskeleton and carrying a hypervelocity rail gun*
Stuff
2005-11-10, 5:33 PM #7
Pwns you all by calling the cops and telling them you bought me beer! Go to jail and have your "fights" in the showers... :eek: eww
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2005-11-10, 5:33 PM #8
/Me uses a tank to drive over Kyle90
2005-11-10, 5:33 PM #9
/me runs away
2005-11-10, 5:34 PM #10
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']/me runs away

smart move

I hear sirens now :em321:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2005-11-10, 5:34 PM #11
/me manages to fire one round into the engine of the tank before it rolls over the rail gun; thereby causing the tank to tear itself apart from the inside.
Stuff
2005-11-10, 5:38 PM #12
/Me puts a nuke on my foot [only thing left :D ] and blows up the place
2005-11-10, 5:41 PM #13
/me does the dance...... of destruction!
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-11-10, 5:46 PM #14
/me uses Orii force-shield to absorb the energy of the nuclear blast, which is then channeled into a huge laser and fired at Vegiemaster and the approaching police cruisers
Stuff
2005-11-10, 6:06 PM #15
/me runs away



[http://www.importadoravolta.cl/my%20pictures/neo1.jpg]
Originally posted by Neo:
A thrawn numbers ran by us

and then another just like it
2005-11-10, 6:09 PM #16
*falls off chair in horror at previously posted picture of wooden board*

*stands up, dusts self off*

You all is fruitcakes.

*roundhouse kicks to the head, ala Chuck Norris*
2005-11-10, 6:34 PM #17
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

*whips out lightsaber and staff and cuts and bludgeons the lot of ya*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-11-10, 6:42 PM #18
*whips out fire whip and uses force choke on JediGandalf
2005-11-10, 7:05 PM #19
*turns into Vin Diesel*

Bwahaha! I win.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-11-10, 7:11 PM #20
*turns into Chuck Norris* OH? You win? I don't think so. *leet fighting stance*
Mmmm.
2005-11-10, 7:15 PM #21
*becomes Bruce Lee*

Okay, don't MAKE me turn into Jesus!
2005-11-10, 7:33 PM #22
*fires spitball at the back of RN2804's ear*
2005-11-10, 7:44 PM #23
*Whips out stun baton and dumps 500,000v into RN2804.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-11-10, 9:17 PM #24
*Gingerly walks to the bar carefully avoiding the flying objects/fists/swinging light sabres…and orders a Martini, shaken, not stirred. :p and sits backs and enjoys the show.
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2005-11-10, 9:22 PM #25
*remotely activates ceiling gun turret (a la F.E.A.R.) that everyone's overlooked until now, and targets it at everything that's moving*
Stuff
2005-11-10, 9:49 PM #26
/me grabs a BAR and starts shooting
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-11-10, 10:06 PM #27
[QUOTE=James Bond]*Gingerly walks to the bar carefully avoiding the flying objects/fists/swinging light sabres…and orders a Martini, shaken, not stirred. :p and sits backs and enjoys the show.[/QUOTE]
I am reminded of that one guy in TOS episode "Troubles with Tribbles" where he just daintily moves across the bar with two drinks in hand as the Feds and Klingons beat the crap out of each other.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-11-10, 11:08 PM #28
[QUOTE=James Bond]*Gingerly walks to the bar carefully avoiding the flying objects/fists/swinging light sabres…and orders a Martini, shaken, not stirred. :p and sits backs and enjoys the show.[/QUOTE]


vodka martini.

Silly Bond, can't even order your favorite drink right.

*punches bond in the face, runs to the bathroom, sets a nuclear bomb to explode in....10 years*
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-11-10, 11:18 PM #29
*tosses time dilation grenade at nuke; compressing 10 years into 10 seconds*
Stuff
2005-11-10, 11:33 PM #30
*gets crowbar and goes to work on the wooden crates in the corner*
Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point.
2005-11-10, 11:58 PM #31
*I sneak behind the bar during the melee and start getting drunk for free*
2005-11-11, 12:08 AM #32
*kicks a bottle off the bar; it hits Page in the head and knocks him out*
Stuff
2005-11-11, 12:14 AM #33
Originally posted by kyle90:
*kicks a bottle off the bar; it hits Page in the head and knocks him out*



*Quickly regains consciousness and guts kyle90 with a katana*
2005-11-11, 1:10 AM #34
MOOSPLOSION

*explodes*
Moo.
2005-11-11, 1:14 AM #35
*pours beer into shirt pocket and uses energy from anger at ruined shirt to amputate legs off all people in bar*
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MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-11-11, 4:13 AM #36
*turns arm into a massive spike and starts impaling people with it*
No sig.
2005-11-11, 4:59 AM #37
*Is hit with HCF_Duke's spike, drops stun baton, it falls on the ground and sparks, causing the spilled alcohol to ignite and torch the whole place.*
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-11-11, 6:12 AM #38
*Squishes kyle90 into a ball and starts dribbling in the fray*
nope.
2005-11-11, 8:19 AM #39
*throws flash grenade and leaps out nearest window*
No sig.
2005-11-11, 8:22 AM #40
Barre fight!
[http://www.betterguitar.com/Instruction/Styles/Blues/12BarBlues/D7.gif]
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
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