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I am a warrior of GOD
2005-11-11, 3:44 PM #1
Trading Spouses!

http://mbeggar.out-post.net/trading-spouses-hi.wmv

So scary....



soooooooooo scary

I wish i could see the whole episode
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-11-11, 3:53 PM #2
Ahaha, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
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2005-11-11, 3:58 PM #3
It was confusing and boring. People are playing with a kid, and then a fat lady comes in and says something about the dark side. Was she drunk? I didn't even finish it.
2005-11-11, 4:07 PM #4
Sounds like every Roseanne episode.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-11-11, 4:12 PM #5
"Danabramanamanemanemnalamentackamenanstuff"

"Umm...what?"
Think while it's still legal.
2005-11-11, 4:13 PM #6
I saw the previews for that on TV, and it had me saying "WTF?".
Pissed Off?
2005-11-11, 4:33 PM #7
I saw the first part of it. She seemed vaguely sane until the husband she was staying with took her to be on his radio show. Their special guest was a psychic and she completely freaked out, acted that way through the rest of it.

Well.. certainly not a shining example of tolerance.
2005-11-11, 4:35 PM #8
I saw the second episode, and I swear I would go and pwnzor her with some Islamic faith.
2005-11-11, 4:49 PM #9
Hahahaha, awesome. Am I the only one who was hoping for someone to shoot her with a tranquilizer gun?
Stuff
2005-11-11, 4:52 PM #10
Tweaking stupid people is fun. *Goes off and tweaks stupid people*
2005-11-11, 4:58 PM #11
So this is the warrior of God. Isn't it a sin to overeat?
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2005-11-11, 5:09 PM #12
Gluttony is a cardinal sin, indeed.

So is taking the lord's name in vain. LOL MY CAUSE IS GOD'S CAUSE AND HE WANTS ME TO HATE OTHERS


I liked the part when she said she had to wear the armor of God just to leave the house. I'm sorry, I don't think Big & Tall carries holy armor.
2005-11-11, 5:16 PM #13
I wish Steve Irwin would just jump in there with some duct tape and wrastle that crock to the ground.

WOOO she's a beauty ain't she?! She's a mean one! AH AH AH! Touchy!

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2005-11-11, 5:39 PM #14
oh dear,

no offense, but people like that, IMO, should be locked up.

she would be classed as someone who has a screw loose...., no, make that MANY MANY screws loose.

On a slightly funnier note, we should call in the governator to have a word,

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2005-11-11, 5:50 PM #15
She seems to have missed the point. Instead of just sticking her head in a hole in the ground (assuming she could bend over that far) and ignoring everything "dark sided," isn't she supposed to witness to the pagans and try to convert them? It looks like the family was a whole lot better off without her.

Haha, she kept talking about dark forces when she was an enormous, black-draped, seething mass herself.
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2005-11-11, 6:27 PM #16
Gah, I hate how people like that give Christians everywhere a bad name.
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2005-11-11, 6:51 PM #17
I thought I heard zoologist in there once.

Whatever I heard, IT'S TAINTED!
2005-11-11, 7:09 PM #18
Isn't it ungodly to be loud and annoying?
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-11-11, 7:55 PM #19
MAN THE HARPOONS
2005-11-11, 7:59 PM #20
Huh, and my parents wonder why I stopped going to church...
2005-11-11, 8:12 PM #21
Originally posted by Primate:
Huh, and my parents wonder why I stopped going to church...


Wow, you must have had a crappy church. I feal sorry for you.
2005-11-11, 8:53 PM #22
I saw the entire episode. It was BAD. Then she accepts the money.
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2005-11-11, 8:56 PM #23
That woman... is... not cool.
2005-11-11, 9:03 PM #24
I bet as soon as she left her real husband, he locked the door, changed the deadbolt and installed a few extra locks as well.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-11-12, 12:26 AM #25
Durk a durr.
2005-11-12, 1:33 AM #26
What a scary, large, crazy woman :eek:
I wouldn't like to meet her in a dark-sided place.
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2005-11-12, 1:49 AM #27
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Hahahaha, awesome. Am I the only one who was hoping for someone to shoot her with a tranquilizer gun?
You'd need a *lot* of trank. O_o

That woman's a moron. it's one thing to be against those kind of things.. It's another thing entirely to go around ranting and raving at people who have no idea what's even going on.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-11-12, 1:53 AM #28
:cool: :gbk: ;) AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :banned: :banned: :rolleyes:

I am the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalrus I am the warriooooooooooooooooooor

*DIVORCE*
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2005-11-12, 1:58 AM #29
****ing christians.
2005-11-12, 2:04 AM #30
Originally posted by ragna:
****ing christians.


No no no... this particular woman is not a representative sample obviously. Even her family members were weirded out. So, if anything, it' '****ing fundamentalists' or '****ing nutjobs'.
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2005-11-12, 3:00 AM #31
nutjobs... definately nutjobs.

And ragna... you need to be damn careful about saying stuff like that... seriously.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-12, 6:02 AM #32
Originally posted by ragna:
****ing christians.


Please don't base Christianity off of her. That's all I'll say.
[This message has been edited by Viper45 (edited December 27, 2000).]
2005-11-12, 8:03 AM #33
Originally posted by ragna:
****ing christians.


Following the same logic, you could say ****ing humans. Or ****ing carbon based life forms. Besides, people have gotten the ban-stick for less.
2005-11-12, 8:30 AM #34
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Following the same logic, you could say ****ing humans.


And we should
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2005-11-12, 8:43 AM #35
Warriorrrrrrrs...come out to playeyayyyyyyyyyy
D E A T H
2005-11-12, 8:07 PM #36
Originally posted by Bobbert:
isn't she supposed to witness to the pagans and try to convert them?


Pretty much. Or at least be their friend.

This lady apparently doesn't know much about BEING a christian...
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-11-12, 8:10 PM #37
dude... she's a damn WARRIOR!

(you can tell cause she's so physically fit...)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-11-12, 8:17 PM #38
THIS MONEY IS TAINTED!
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-11-12, 10:23 PM #39
I hate people like that.. giving Christians a bad name. That just makes me feel sick, it kinda makes me feel sorry for her...
2005-11-12, 10:43 PM #40
Ism't Gluttony a sin?
[LOL that was funny even her family thinks shes nuts!]
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